Also, why didn’t I bench that Jew Goldberg at the first sight of Julie ‘The Cat’ Gaffnie? She was obviously the better goalie. Goldberg could have played better had he thought the puck was a cheeseburger, but his visualizing skills lacked promise, much like his goal tending. But I digress.

(So I guess I really am the only person over 24 who watches SNL and thinks it’s genuinely funny)

I’ve hated that fat cocky motherfucker ever since he showed up in Mighty Ducks 2 to add some “attitude”. Nobody cares about your fucking knucklepuck, go home. How does a chubby black kid from LA learn how to play hockey anyway? That’s a sport for bored Scandinavians snowbound in Minnesota. And Canadians.

Oh, and the Lonely Island guys are either destined to become the new face of SNL once all the remaining idiocy dies out, or fade into internet obscurity while freakin’ Kenan and Kel make Lorne Michaels their bitch.

I don’t know man, the boat song was pretty great. And it was exactly how a real rap song would go, too. Half those lines didn’t really seem out of place, despite how ridiculous they were, which is quite sad when you stop and think about it or something.

Or stop using hulu!! Please for the sake of international readers!

“Fix it!”