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	<title>Comments on: I Have Been Made Abundant!</title>
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		<title>By: jujrok</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110439</link>
		<dc:creator>jujrok</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ladies and gentlemen!  it&#039;s my privilege to introduce to you the next governor of the lone star state...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ladies and gentlemen!  it&#8217;s my privilege to introduce to you the next governor of the lone star state&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Major Mel Funkshun</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110283</link>
		<dc:creator>Major Mel Funkshun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>INEDIBLE!! Even if dis is da lass Emmit Smiff post, unless he is hairied by another met work, tis is, without a bout, da bestest wetwipe on da nut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>INEDIBLE!! Even if dis is da lass Emmit Smiff post, unless he is hairied by another met work, tis is, without a bout, da bestest wetwipe on da nut.</p>
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		<title>By: Tice_Tice_Baby</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110281</link>
		<dc:creator>Tice_Tice_Baby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GREGARIOUS, Drew!  That was tumorous as well as perspirational.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GREGARIOUS, Drew!  That was tumorous as well as perspirational.</p>
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		<title>By: godsavethenewb</title>
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		<dc:creator>godsavethenewb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Emmitt never fails to make me laugh aloud. His germination is good for my own job security but breaks my heart more than a little.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Emmitt never fails to make me laugh aloud. His germination is good for my own job security but breaks my heart more than a little.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110277</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I was Emmitt Smiff, I&#039;d ask Emmitt Smiff whada fug he gon do nah. He can&#039;t facsilitate a job offer can he?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I was Emmitt Smiff, I&#8217;d ask Emmitt Smiff whada fug he gon do nah. He can&#8217;t facsilitate a job offer can he?</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Dirty</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110272</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe Dirty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 01:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great post... man...the emotionality!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great post&#8230; man&#8230;the emotionality!</p>
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		<title>By: Cleetus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cleetus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More Emmitt posts?  Alaska, that won&#039;t happen</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More Emmitt posts?  Alaska, that won&#8217;t happen</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FINALLY one of these worthless goddamn cockmonkeys gets fired. 1 down, about 36 to go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FINALLY one of these worthless goddamn cockmonkeys gets fired. 1 down, about 36 to go.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/i-have-been-made-abundant.html/comment-page-1#comment-110222</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Emmitt has been made The Whirl Why Litre&#039;s escapegoat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Emmitt has been made The Whirl Why Litre&#8217;s escapegoat.</p>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I saw the news online, all I could think: NO MORE MASTURBATE THE BALL DOWN THE FEEL!
AND REALLY, YOU GOTTA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I saw the news online, all I could think: NO MORE MASTURBATE THE BALL DOWN THE FEEL!<br />
AND REALLY, YOU GOTTA!</p>
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