The NFL’s competition committee, of which thankfully Matt Millen is no longer part, is taking a look at the always contentious overtime structure this week. We don’t much mind the way things are handled now, but there is some room for improvement. Here now are some wholesale alternatives or slight tweaks of the currents rules for determining the winner of a game that cannot be decided in regulation.Best rape joke wins
Coin toss replaced by game of War.Winner is the team Simmons gambled on (because that was the right play)Victor determined by Cleatus the RobotFinal Jeopardy. And the category is Opera.Teams have to climb the Aggro CragHave Peter King judge which team is the “clutchiest”Mascots fight to the deathBEST FACKIN’ FANS WINS!
/Tommy’dHide-and-seek on stadium concourse.Quarterback pie eating contestRed Rover exclusively with special teams playersOvertime decided by Madden simulationHead Coach vs. Head Coach in a 100 yard dashCheerleader Jell-0 wrestling (Giants and Steelers lose automatically)Most Super Bowl titles wins (Steelers win automatically!)11-on-11 dodgeballRoshambo for itBreathalyzer challenge: both teams are supplied with a case of booze, first team to have a player blow a .2 winsWinner of coin flip can choose a victory or what’s in the mystery boxAdopt all college overtime rules, minus whatever is deemed “too gay” by Roger GoodellFirst team to score six points
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