GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEEF MOE
[Driving outside Sony Picture headquarters in Culver City]
Film Exec: And that’s why the casting director thought you’d be perfect fit for the role.
Marshawn Lynch: I go BEEF MOE on big screen? Get paid scrilla for it?
Film Exec: That’s the idea.
Second film exec: If this works out, we could find a spot for you in our upcoming Don’t Wake Daddy feature.
Agent: Isn’t that claymation?
Second film exec: Yeah, but we need voice actors.
Agent: How about actual voice actors?
[Both laugh]
Second film exec: Yeah, sure. Sal Simmowitz on the poster. Maybe we can do a bio of him for the Blu-Ray.
[Two swap baggies of coke]
Film exec: See, we’ve done live action Muppets movies, but no one has ever done live action Muppets with actors as Muppets.
Second film exec: And you, of course, would be ideal for Animal. Just a wonderful match there. And a perfect springboard for you, by the way.
Marshawn: Anne Maul solid for BEEF MOE. Get them drums? PPPFFFFOOOOOOO Stupid on them drums, boi.
Film exec: We were thinking Rowlf, but the race thing might have made it hot button.
Second film exec: We got Angelina Jolie doing her Mighty Heart brownface thing.
Agent: Much better that way.
Marshawn: Get in character. [Bangs on steering wheel with fists] NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT
Film exec: Easy, easy. You got loads of time to practice this stuff. Principal photography isn’t for months.
Marshawn: [Pulls out gun] NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT
Second film exec: Who gave him the prop gun?
[Fire shots in the air]
Marshawn: BEEF MOE LEVEL TWO! NEXT LEVEL BEEF MOE! NATNATNATNATNATNATNATNAT
[Sirens blare]
Film exec: Aw shit. Stay cool, stay cool. We got this covered.
[Car pulls over with Marshawn still banging on the steering wheel. Cop approaches driver's side window]
Cop: All right gentlemen. Let’s have it.
[Each exec hands one baggie of coke to the cop. The cop remains impatiently with hand extended toward Marshawn.]
Cop: Ahem.
Film Exec: C’mon Marshawn. Hand one over.
[Cop clears throat. Marshawn continues banging on wheel.]
Marshawn: Ain’t got that powder for you, boy. Traded dat joint for extra Maple Butter Blondie at Applebees. Dessert too damn solid there, boy. Give me that leg kick.
Cop: That’s it. I’m taking him in.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
no nightmare fuel tag for that picture of Manimal?
February 16th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I remembered Anna Malle being hotter than that in her picture. Bigger tits, anyway.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I was hoping he was getting cast for the He-Man movie
February 16th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
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/Marshawn has baby teeth
February 16th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
BEEEEEEEEFFFF MMOOOOOOEEEEE
February 16th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
ScrilllllllaaaaaaScrilllllaaaaaaascrillllaaaaaaaa.
Man, I loved that rap.
/turns hat around/sags pants/crab walks out of room/
February 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
needs more menamena.
February 16th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Marshawn Lynch had me at “dis spot hot.”
February 16th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Well said dAndy.
It seems to be a muppet kind of day. I enjoyed Beaker at EDSBS earlier.
February 16th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
BEEEEEEEEEEEF MOOOOOOOOOE!
I want to see Marshawn Lynch combine with Adrian Peterson and go all Jet Adrian Peterson-Marshawn Lynch to take on Devastator.
/Transformers has replaced football, at least until September or so.
February 16th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
More. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please?
February 16th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
dugg for you!! lynch is an idiot just another nfl star ruining there career!! check out my latest http://www.ctsportspicks.com/articles/Big-East-Game-of-the-Year-Pittsburgh-UCONN-Breakdown.cfm
February 16th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
All this trouble for a tall glass of Olde E
February 16th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Marshawn: You completez me dawg.
February 16th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
marshawn is nightmare fuel on his own. that dude is fucking hideous. i bet he still has to pay for sex.
February 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Segue from the drums to guns = good
February 16th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@dAndy
it’s not baby teef. it’s teef surrounded by gold
/much cooler
February 16th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
EAT DRUM. EAT DRUM!!!
if lynch is animal, i vote hines for doctol teeth.
February 16th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@dandy
i actually clicked on that link hoping it was an actual website,lol
/dont why i admitted that
February 18th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Two days without a post?
Drew?
Ape?
Anyone?
It’s bad enough we’re all in withdrawl. Don’t you faggots back out on us too.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:16 am
is it wrong iw as in math class today and said “FINNA TA GO BEEF MOE! GYAHHHHHHHH! on this heah problem during the test?
word everybody started looking at me and i mean mugged the teacher >_>
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 am
i love this song so much!!!
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