FIVE MONTHS AGO
Michael: DUDE WASSUP? THX 4 DA BALL. IT WIL LOOK GUUD NXT 2 MY 8 GLD MDLS BIOTCH1!
Brady: NO PROB BRO. THX 4 DA PIC OF U N UR SUIT. THIS IS MY TICKT 2 CHAFE CITY!
Michael: DUDE!
Brady: WHY DID U JST TEXT ‘DUDE?’ TO ME? I’M STNDN RITE NXT 2 U GUUBER.
Michael: DUDE! LETS GO SMOKE SUM WEED
Brady: NO WAY DUDE, I COULD LOSE MY SUBWAY NDRSEMNT.
Michael: CUMMON BRO IT WILL BE GUUD SHIT. I GOT ENFRCEMNTS TOO, YA KNOW. PLUS I ACKSHULLY PLAY IN MY SPORT
Brady: CAN’T DO IT BRO. WEED MAKS MEE SLEEEEEEPY
Michael: U R SUCH A PUSSY.
Brady: SHUT UP!
Michael: DUDE HOW HRD CAN IT B 2 PLY QB AT NOTRE DAME??
Brady: IT WUZ HRD OK? I HAD 2 STUDY N B DRUG-FREE
Michael: MORE LIKE FUCK FREE. IZ THAT Y U HAD A HOOKR WITH U ON DRFT DAY?
Brady: SHUT UP!
Michael: IM GUN SMOKE SUM WEED. L8R FOOL.
Brady: hmmmmmm…
Brady: I better go get a haircut.
Tags: brady quinn never had it so good, gay gay quarterbacks, michael phelps looks like a long lost manning brother, MMP
February 4th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Also file under “white people with bling jewelry”
February 4th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Well fucking done Punte!
February 4th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Didn’t realize that Brady’s dick was that big. Makes Santonio Holmes’ dick look like a clit.
How does he wear shorts?
(you’re welcome for the softball)
February 4th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Didn’t Phelps learn in the last post that the media is RIGHT THERE?
Boy, that must be some kick-ass weed he’s got. Where do I find it? It’s for my, er, friend. Or grandmother. Yeah, she needs it for her bad eyes.
February 4th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I think we might owe Brady an apology for all the jokes about wearing tights. How else are you going to tame that wild hog?
February 4th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Geez punter that’s just out-fuckin-standing!
February 4th, 2009 at 9:53 am
When I first saw the title of this post, I thought that it was referring to “Heroes” and that Phelps and/or Quinn were going to have super powers. I imagine that Phelps’ ability would be contorting his body in a way that would be advantageous in the water; I imagine that Quinn would have x-ray vision, which is why he got into football in the first place. Those pads can’t deter my wandering eyes, Santonio!
February 4th, 2009 at 9:54 am
So much for deadspin trying to kill off the gay brady jokes
February 4th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Holy shit. Phelps does look like a Manning. When I saw that picture I thought it was Quinn and Eli Manning. Also Brady’s cock is only that big because it’s his fantasy.
February 4th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Guess the love for da budz explains why Phelps is holding that Blackberry upside down.
February 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Sing my song
Suck all night long
As I take loads from Quinn’s dong
February 4th, 2009 at 10:11 am
phelpskakke!
February 4th, 2009 at 10:13 am
The weed also explains Phelps’ decision to pair a sportsjacket with a hospital gown.
February 4th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Off topic, but hilarious — Cincinnati cops bringing the funny:
Kennedy told an officer that he was formerly the University of Cincinnati head coach and was in town to play “Louisville and Rick Pitino” on national television.
Kennedy also told police on the video that he had a verbal altercation about how many people could ride in the cab, and that it “makes no sense” to arrest him.
In response to his pleas, an officer said: “You think we’ve never arrested somebody that’s made national media? … We deal with the Bengals all the time.
February 4th, 2009 at 10:24 am
That’s an image I didn’t fucking need
Well done, though
February 4th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Brady (in the last picture): Now I’m done.
February 4th, 2009 at 10:56 am
10/10
February 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am
@poop: So did I. That shit is eerie.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am
This is funny and all, but I hate both of these guys so much that this was still painful to read.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I always thought Phelps looked more like Kings Center Spencer Hawes.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
whats the next micheal phelps photo him, 12 guys and a lazy-susan “i’m sorry i let my fans down” oops
February 4th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal of Michael Phelps smoking weed. He’s a 23-year old from Baltimore, we’re lucky he’s not smoking crack.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I don’t know which is creepier: Phelps’ resemblance of Elisha or Brady’s of Sanjaya. Guuuuhhhhhh.
February 6th, 2009 at 2:37 am
whats next meicheal phelps 12 guys and a lazy susan pic im sorry