FIVE MONTHS AGO
02.04.09
Michael: DUDE WASSUP? THX 4 DA BALL. IT WIL LOOK GUUD NXT 2 MY 8 GLD MDLS BIOTCH1!
Brady: NO PROB BRO. THX 4 DA PIC OF U N UR SUIT. THIS IS MY TICKT 2 CHAFE CITY!
Michael: DUDE!
Brady: WHY DID U JST TEXT ‘DUDE?’ TO ME? I’M STNDN RITE NXT 2 U GUUBER.
Michael: DUDE! LETS GO SMOKE SUM WEED
Brady: NO WAY DUDE, I COULD LOSE MY SUBWAY NDRSEMNT.
Michael: CUMMON BRO IT WILL BE GUUD SHIT. I GOT ENFRCEMNTS TOO, YA KNOW. PLUS I ACKSHULLY PLAY IN MY SPORT
Brady: CAN’T DO IT BRO. WEED MAKS MEE SLEEEEEEPY
Michael: U R SUCH A PUSSY.
Brady: SHUT UP!
Michael: DUDE HOW HRD CAN IT B 2 PLY QB AT NOTRE DAME??
Brady: IT WUZ HRD OK? I HAD 2 STUDY N B DRUG-FREE
Michael: MORE LIKE FUCK FREE. IZ THAT Y U HAD A HOOKR WITH U ON DRFT DAY?
Brady: SHUT UP!
Michael: IM GUN SMOKE SUM WEED. L8R FOOL.
Brady: hmmmmmm…
Brady: I better go get a haircut.
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whats next meicheal phelps 12 guys and a lazy susan pic im sorry
I don’t know which is creepier: Phelps’ resemblance of Elisha or Brady’s of Sanjaya. Guuuuhhhhhh.
I don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal of Michael Phelps smoking weed. He’s a 23-year old from Baltimore, we’re lucky he’s not smoking crack.
whats the next micheal phelps photo him, 12 guys and a lazy-susan “i’m sorry i let my fans down” oops
I always thought Phelps looked more like Kings Center Spencer Hawes.
This is funny and all, but I hate both of these guys so much that this was still painful to read.
@poop: So did I. That shit is eerie.
10/10
Brady (in the last picture): Now I’m done.
That’s an image I didn’t fucking need
Well done, though
Off topic, but hilarious — Cincinnati cops bringing the funny:
Kennedy told an officer that he was formerly the University of Cincinnati head coach and was in town to play “Louisville and Rick Pitino” on national television.
Kennedy also told police on the video that he had a verbal altercation about how many people could ride in the cab, and that it “makes no sense” to arrest him.
In response to his pleas, an officer said: “You think we’ve never arrested somebody that’s made national media? … We deal with the Bengals all the time.
The weed also explains Phelps’ decision to pair a sportsjacket with a hospital gown.
phelpskakke!
Sing my song
Suck all night long
As I take loads from Quinn’s dong
Guess the love for da budz explains why Phelps is holding that Blackberry upside down.
Holy shit. Phelps does look like a Manning. When I saw that picture I thought it was Quinn and Eli Manning. Also Brady’s cock is only that big because it’s his fantasy.
So much for deadspin trying to kill off the gay brady jokes
When I first saw the title of this post, I thought that it was referring to “Heroes” and that Phelps and/or Quinn were going to have super powers. I imagine that Phelps’ ability would be contorting his body in a way that would be advantageous in the water; I imagine that Quinn would have x-ray vision, which is why he got into football in the first place. Those pads can’t deter my wandering eyes, Santonio!
Geez punter that’s just out-fuckin-standing!
I think we might owe Brady an apology for all the jokes about wearing tights. How else are you going to tame that wild hog?
Didn’t Phelps learn in the last post that the media is RIGHT THERE?
Boy, that must be some kick-ass weed he’s got. Where do I find it? It’s for my, er, friend. Or grandmother. Yeah, she needs it for her bad eyes.
Didn’t realize that Brady’s dick was that big. Makes Santonio Holmes’ dick look like a clit.
How does he wear shorts?
(you’re welcome for the softball)
Well fucking done Punte!
Also file under “white people with bling jewelry”