Comments on: Drunk Blogger Mutters Something Garbled About the Season

By: Degenerate

Degenerate — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:18:42 +0000

Fuck you, Ape. This is what you get for rooting for a Jew hating metropolis. Aryan Primate Fuck.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:09:43 +0000

@Elvis Grbac’s

Gee, so sorry to drag down the high levels of class usually associated with this blog. I apologize for being the first classless commenter (or blogger, for that matter) ever to post here. Fuck yourself.

By: georger

georger — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:25:42 +0000

That parrot owes me a gram

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:19:52 +0000

good luck Ape. either way, when y’all PUI (post under the influence) we all win

/hoping CC’s final pre-game hate post is up before i leave for the bar

By: Rich

Rich — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:16:18 +0000

That parrot may be a 2 at 10:00, but it’s a 10 at 2:00.

By: Brady Quinn's Courage

Brady Quinn's Courage — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:15:54 +0000

Sorry Ape, though that post puts you as the classiest Steelers fan I’ve ever run across (Not like that’s saying anything), I still hope the Steelers are humiliated to a point they have no choice but to commit seppuku to restore honor to their families.

But from a Browns fan to a Steelers fan… Uh… What’s it like being able to watch a Super Bowl and want a team to win rather than just watch to see someone fail? It’s a weird concept for me.

By: elvis grbac's blue suede shoes

elvis grbac's blue suede shoes — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:51:22 +0000

Stay classy, commenter Lawrence.

By: Phil Simms Anti-Steelers Ass Tattoo

Phil Simms Anti-Steelers Ass Tattoo — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:33:15 +0000

“You know, Jim, these commenter’s are awfully hard on old Ape. Of course he would root for a team that mandates ritual sodomy before, after, and sometimes during each game. That’s the way Ape was made and there’s nothing wrong with it. Also, Jim, little known fact: Mike Tomlin’s dickhole circumference is the size of a quarter. He just pisses himself all the time and it’s like a waterballoon exploding in his pants.”

I swear on my hoard of earthly possessions that I have not uttered these words once this post season because even I am nauseous from all the bandwagon Steeler love but, Here we go Steelers, HERE WE GO!!

Stillers 31 Cards 24 …I smell a push

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:27:44 +0000

I can guarantee one thing: Nothing good will come of all this. Mark my words.

By: MerK

MerK — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:17:36 +0000

It’s 12 oclock (EST)! I get to drink now!

/no the irish coffee at 8am didn’t count.