Drunk Bengal Guy’s Epic Trilogy
Unfortunately, at Paul Brown Stadium nothing on the field provides an attractive alternative to getting completely ‘faced. Blotto to the point that your once powerful, panty-melting dance moves are now something more akin to a dying invalid feebly wave at a swarm of Africanized bees. By the way, nice brokedick 2Pac doo-rag, you piss-drunk cock.
Isn’t it apt that this waste of skin has chosen a Chris Henry jersey? Oh, it’s apt alright. Apt as a motherfucker. Also, Drunk Bengal Guy’s friend looks like a refugee from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood cover band.
Awwww, now he’s all partied out. Goodnight, sweet prince. May you live to regale the masses another season.
Tags: cincinnati bengals, punte's people, who dey?, youtubage
February 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“Drunk Bengal Guy’s friend looks like a refugee from a Frankie Goes to Hollywood cover band.”
Frankie says “RELAX”
February 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
cuteness: 0
sleepiness: 3.5
February 10th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
As one of your people Punte, I hate my hometown.
February 10th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I have to believe if this video was of a Pats or Steeler fan there would be a lot more hate here by now. C’mon Punte defend your people.
February 10th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@UU
Why bother hating Bengals fans? We already hate ourselves for loving a shitty shitty team.
February 10th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Anyone who not only chooses to wear a bandanna, but where it in such an ethnic fashion, deserves to be raped by Levi Jones.
February 10th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Apropos of nothing, there is a certain mock-Twitter feed that brings me an unreal amount of joy.
February 10th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
PISS! SHIT! SHITTING PISS!
February 10th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Obviously he studied at the Mark Madsen school of dance.
February 10th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Next time, he should wear the body with the bones in it
February 10th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
hey man isn’t there someone else to pick on? the Bengals are the worse franchise in the history of football and you fucks gotta go find some drunk fan and post it up with the hope that it makes Raider fan feel good about them selves. The Bengals suck. the fans know it but thanks for reminding us that although the rest of the AFC north spend this playoffs either in the AFC champ game or getting a new coach, we Bengal fans have been told that although your team went 4-11-1 we are going to change nothing! because obviously that tie with Philly shows that Cincy is only mere steps away from competing in the AFCN..
FUCK YOU MIKE BROWN! and FUCK YOU TOO MARVIN LEWIS!
February 10th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
somebody should have saved that guy’s beer. That’s like 18 dollars worth of beer in that cup right there!
February 10th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
where’s the gold star stains? he probably smells like hudepohl and failure.
February 12th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Video is old – Bengals haven’t needed to turn the home lights on in awhile. That guy now lives in the dumpster behind the Seven Hills LaRosas.
March 19th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
i love this song with the joe bros!