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Did Fitty Get to Enjoy Some Crackers in Tampa?

02.03.09 Written by Christmas Ape

TAGS: fitty, maj doesn't get it, not piling on just a dork, xmas ape
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Did Fitty Get to Enjoy Some Crackers in Tampa?

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  1. 02.03.09 at 11:41 pm
    Shaft

    My girl said that Fitzy looked like a girl the way he ran and with his braids…

    Thank god i didnt watch the game with her…woulda ended up killin her before halftime.

  2. 02.03.09 at 7:19 pm
    MargaretThatcherNakedOnAColdDay

    Meesa look like Jar Jar Binks Annie!!

  3. 02.03.09 at 1:54 pm
    jackin'4beats

    “Didn’t know Fitty could track out like that” – Wonderful analysis by Keyshawn Johnson. Learning new SoCal slang e’ryday.

  4. 02.03.09 at 10:11 am
    bk

    i think the zoidberg reference would have been more universally recognizable.

  5. 02.03.09 at 10:07 am
    senor mullet

    ive seen batman forever and the two new ones with christian bale. and this is essentially the same argument all over again.

  6. 02.03.09 at 10:02 am
    Georger

    I don’t get it either, but who hasn’t seen any of the Batman movies? Big ‘Mall Cop’ fan?

  7. 02.03.09 at 9:55 am
    ForWhomJayBellTolls

    Ace=Adam Corrolla=Simmons wanted his wife to blow Ace after the Super Bowl while he watched

  8. 02.03.09 at 9:41 am
    2Port

    Ace and I were too busy trying to figure out what college Tenn Wolf would of attended (Ace said Duke, I said UCLA cause of the car surfing thing) to even notice Fitzgerald liked crackers.

  9. 02.03.09 at 9:14 am
    LaFavre's Next Retirement

    In Maj’s defense, he only understands matzo bread. It’s a cultural thing.

  10. 02.03.09 at 9:05 am
    senor mullet

    in maj’s defense, not everyone is a movie watcher and they do things other than sit around and watch movies. i myself didnt see indiana jones until a couple years ago when my roommates talked me into it. ive also never seen the godfather movies, only the 2nd terminator, and ive never seen batman or batman returns (or batman and robin, but does that one really count?).

    what im saying is cut him a break since some people prefer to do things other than sitting around watching star wars or other “classic” movies

  11. 02.03.09 at 5:58 am
    LouistheLipps

    Can somebody settle a bet for me?

    Was Fitty’s dad dressed like the Joker up in the press box?

    I could’ve sworn he was pimped out in a purple suit with orange shirt but the people I was with insist it was navy blue.

  12. 02.03.09 at 2:40 am
    Aaron

    no crackers for fitty in tampa :(

    is sad

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