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	<title>Comments on: BREAKING: Dan Reeves quits Cowboys after whopping one-day tenure</title>
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		<title>By: Colombo Golden Jubilee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Colombo Golden Jubilee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very nice site you have. Please visit our homepage and see whether you can help needy people.</p>
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		<title>By: Thrasher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thrasher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How did this dumbfuck become a millionaire, with the decision making skills he has. He is one of the worst owners in football.  Way to go Jones for running off another great football mind, you dumb twit. My guess is that he got his millions from an inheritance. He is too stupid to be great in business.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How did this dumbfuck become a millionaire, with the decision making skills he has. He is one of the worst owners in football.  Way to go Jones for running off another great football mind, you dumb twit. My guess is that he got his millions from an inheritance. He is too stupid to be great in business.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE Needs More Cheerleaders Says: 
And by all of human history, I guess they mean “except for the new Yankee Stadium?”

Yeah, sorry, I don&#039;t know who that guy is they quoted. The cost of the Dallas Cowboys stadium (located in Arlington, of course) is $1.2 billion. JJ is paying for $750 million of that, the rest is taxpayer money. Here&#039;s a JJ quote: 

“Only a small percentage of Dallas Cowboys fans will ever come into this stadium,” he says. “The majority will enjoy it through the perception of the stadium. It’s how John Madden talks about it. It’s how Al Michaels talks about it. It’s how Troy Aikman talks about it. The wow factor.”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE Needs More Cheerleaders Says:<br />
And by all of human history, I guess they mean “except for the new Yankee Stadium?”</p>
<p>Yeah, sorry, I don&#8217;t know who that guy is they quoted. The cost of the Dallas Cowboys stadium (located in Arlington, of course) is $1.2 billion. JJ is paying for $750 million of that, the rest is taxpayer money. Here&#8217;s a JJ quote: </p>
<p>“Only a small percentage of Dallas Cowboys fans will ever come into this stadium,” he says. “The majority will enjoy it through the perception of the stadium. It’s how John Madden talks about it. It’s how Al Michaels talks about it. It’s how Troy Aikman talks about it. The wow factor.”</p>
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		<title>By: Dallas and Jerry Suck</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dallas and Jerry Suck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The part I dont understand is why Reeves ever considered working for suck ass Jerry Jones in the first place, I hope he pissed on his desk on his way out</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The part I dont understand is why Reeves ever considered working for suck ass Jerry Jones in the first place, I hope he pissed on his desk on his way out</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ slash

&lt;i&gt; “It is the most expensive stadium that one team has taken on in all of human history,”  &lt;/i&gt;

And by all of human history, I guess they mean &quot;except for the new Yankee Stadium?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ slash</p>
<p><i> “It is the most expensive stadium that one team has taken on in all of human history,”  </i></p>
<p>And by all of human history, I guess they mean &#8220;except for the new Yankee Stadium?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: elvis grbac's blue suede shoes</title>
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		<dc:creator>elvis grbac's blue suede shoes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Dan Reeves is the answer, someone&#039;s asking a really fucked up question.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Dan Reeves is the answer, someone&#8217;s asking a really fucked up question.</p>
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		<title>By: floridahawk</title>
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		<dc:creator>floridahawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who really gives a rats %$$ about that Dallas crowd that USED TO BE &quot;America&#039;s team&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who really gives a rats %$$ about that Dallas crowd that USED TO BE &#8220;America&#8217;s team&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The cowboys have no problems to fix, therefore Dan Reeves&#039; skills were not required.

*bursts out laughing*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The cowboys have no problems to fix, therefore Dan Reeves&#8217; skills were not required.</p>
<p>*bursts out laughing*</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Irvin's Seniority</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael Irvin's Seniority</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JERRY JONES MUST DIE!

Or at least sell the team.

Watch my reality show.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JERRY JONES MUST DIE!</p>
<p>Or at least sell the team.</p>
<p>Watch my reality show.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aw, c&#039;mon, y&#039;all, let&#039;s have some sympathy for Double J. The local news is reporting that Jerry may have some trouble getting someone to pay him fuckloads of money for naming rights to the shiny new stadium. Per TXCN (which is kind of a news organization): 

&quot;It is the most expensive stadium that one team has taken on in all of human history,&quot; said Boland. &quot;I think right now that Jerry Jones is going to be left with a portion of a billion-dollar mortgage.&quot; Jerry Jones declined to comment on the naming rights issue and says the lack of a deal has no impact on his ability to pay the note on the new stadium.

Whew... for a minute there, I was really worried about JJ&#039;s financial situation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aw, c&#8217;mon, y&#8217;all, let&#8217;s have some sympathy for Double J. The local news is reporting that Jerry may have some trouble getting someone to pay him fuckloads of money for naming rights to the shiny new stadium. Per TXCN (which is kind of a news organization): </p>
<p>&#8220;It is the most expensive stadium that one team has taken on in all of human history,&#8221; said Boland. &#8220;I think right now that Jerry Jones is going to be left with a portion of a billion-dollar mortgage.&#8221; Jerry Jones declined to comment on the naming rights issue and says the lack of a deal has no impact on his ability to pay the note on the new stadium.</p>
<p>Whew&#8230; for a minute there, I was really worried about JJ&#8217;s financial situation.</p>
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