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	<title>Comments on: Careful Beaker, Gary&#8217;s a Screamer</title>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/careful-beaker-garys-a-screamer.html/comment-page-1#comment-109908</link>
		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is a needed regular tag.  But jeez, christmas ape, thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is a needed regular tag.  But jeez, christmas ape, thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 Ibeaux</description>
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		<title>By: Ibeaux</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ibeaux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Pushing punter&#039;s post down&quot; is going to be a regular tag, isn&#039;t it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Pushing punter&#8217;s post down&#8221; is going to be a regular tag, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: Natrone Means Business</title>
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		<dc:creator>Natrone Means Business</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Tyler: Thanks for taking a crap in the punch bowl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Tyler: Thanks for taking a crap in the punch bowl.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unless I&#039;m mistaken, Beaker at the UNC-Maryland game is a reference to Tyler Hansborough.

http://deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/go-heels-mimi-mimi-246601.php</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unless I&#8217;m mistaken, Beaker at the UNC-Maryland game is a reference to Tyler Hansborough.</p>
<p><a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/go-heels-mimi-mimi-246601.php" rel="nofollow">http://deadspin.com/sports/college-basketball/go-heels-mimi-mimi-246601.php</a></p>
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		<title>By: HappyFunMiles</title>
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		<dc:creator>HappyFunMiles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Animal would make a brilliant head trainer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Animal would make a brilliant head trainer.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s the one statue Beaker won&#039;t rape.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s the one statue Beaker won&#8217;t rape.</p>
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		<title>By: Grant</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember posters like that from when he was a freshman, when I still went to school there.

The statue&#039;s kinda goofy. So it goes...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember posters like that from when he was a freshman, when I still went to school there.</p>
<p>The statue&#8217;s kinda goofy. So it goes&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;they even have a statue of him - tuition dollars well spent!&lt;/i&gt;

I heard the statue was made of foam, and hollow on the inside.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>they even have a statue of him &#8211; tuition dollars well spent!</i></p>
<p>I heard the statue was made of foam, and hollow on the inside.</p>
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