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“A hammock is relaxing, unless you’re trying to masturbate in one. Then it’s AGONY.”
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February 17th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
“And don’t even get me started on hard it is to RAPE someone in one of those bad boys.”
February 17th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I think you’re looking for the post all about rape, buddy, one post further down.
February 17th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
All KSK posts are about rape, if you read between the lines. While masturbating.
February 17th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
You never heard Gilligan and the Skipper complain. Hey, I’m just sayin’…
February 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
“And then I thought, ‘Hey, do it face UP!’”
February 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Is that a banana in your hammock… or are you just about to masturbate?
February 17th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
And people wonder why MarHar carries a gun.
February 17th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Beat. That. Meat?
February 17th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Jeff Saturday wants a damn raise.
February 17th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
DON’T EVER masturbate in a hammock that makes clones of yourself.
February 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
“Masturbating during Pro Bowl weekend can be fun. Just keep it out of the NFC locker room during halftime.”
February 17th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
+1 Stu.
Go head on down to the Hammock District. Pick out something nice for yourself, and put it on my tab.
February 17th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
There’s mild anal pleasure, and then there’s several spinning anal chaffage from hammock rope.
February 17th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Chaffage from hammock rape?
/Leaves slowly, goes one post down.
February 18th, 2009 at 5:37 am
That’s what Dungy means in Latin…
February 18th, 2009 at 6:50 am
I think I discovered what BDD does when he’s not lighting up the blogosphere at KSK and Deadspin.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080210092817AABVZkn
Check out the 12th comment. It has to be him.
/as to why I was looking at that shit….go fuck yourself
February 18th, 2009 at 8:33 am
@Otto: There’s a little place called Mary Ann’s Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you! Ha! I’m just kidding.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:18 am
@ dAndy.
Way to dig that up. As to why you were looking that up…well, the next question asked was which of these eateries has the most secluded bathroom setting for masturbation.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Yeah, but it has to have the peep hole where I can look out at the other people eating while I’m jerking it. I went to ask.com for that one.
February 18th, 2009 at 9:46 am
I used askjeeves. I was informed that as far a peephole-on-food action goes, one can never go wrong at a Jack-In-the-Box franchise. Why do you think the mascot has a white face?
February 18th, 2009 at 9:48 am
That would also be “as far as” not “as far a” grammar nonwithstanding.
Also why are hammocks only white and tan? Where’s the BLACK hammocks??? Racists. Obama’s gonna fix this.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:20 am
And the Gay Mafia gets just a little bit gayer.
If that was possible.
February 18th, 2009 at 10:44 am
What does a person have to do for an NFL player to go all Alonzo Spellman and kidnap somebody so I can stop thinking about the long offseason? The Gay Mafia needs to start making some news like Chris Mortensen instead of just reporting on it. Chop, chop!!!
/laughing at Mort bit
February 18th, 2009 at 11:45 am
@ CVE: Actually your grammar was correct if you are from New England.
February 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am
“Did you know blood sugar monitors are not waterproof? Hmm. I bet you didn’t know that.”