Comments on: An Important Chemistry Lesson From Peter King

By: fallex

fallex — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:40:27 +0000

Asshaberdashery?

By: Squirmin' Thurman

Squirmin' Thurman — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:32:36 +0000

I just read this now, I know it’s old, but holy shit did that column make me want to die. I just wanted to die inside. This guy gets paid millions of dollars to brag about how nice of a guy he is by picking up the check for two people he big-timed? Then assuming the waitress he summoned made the mistake because OBVIOUSLY she recognized him from tv? Then being the chinciest fat fuck in the world and calling the restaurant and demanding his friends get the meal? He probably got the waitress who made the “mistake” fired for it. But at least everyone in America know what a “great guy” Peter King is! Makes me want to vomit on my keyboard.

Also, how is that anything like Curb Your Entusiasm? Curb Your Enthusiasm is funny. That story just stirred me into a homicidal rage.

By: Ditmas Av

Ditmas Av — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:52:50 +0000

Drew -

Don’t listen to Sancho. He’s cut from the PK douchebag cloth. Dude is a fuckstick of the highest order.

By: Jake Reed

Jake Reed — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:05:26 +0000

i would like to know what size blackberry pk has that his fat fucking fingers can type on? maybe they built one for elite flying superstar sportswriters that buy everyones food. i hope someone pushes his fat ass in front of the train from montclair to new york.

By: Jewish Genes

Jewish Genes — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:07:54 +0000

@folksy racism

….tell me you’re talking about “Into the Blue”

By: Carnivore

Carnivore — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 12:30:40 +0000

Man, when I slogged through that painful steak story this week, I couldn’t wait to read the KSK interpretation. What a cock. “When I was enjoying my $600 meal [there's no way that PK got out of there for anything less], I decided to spend more of my ridiculous salary on luxuries for others… BUT THE PLEBS FUCKED IT UP”

By: 85

85 — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:00:13 +0000

@Sancho: Considering you say yourself you haven’t read the post yet, what in the holy fuck are you talking about?

By: Struglling

Struglling — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:33:59 +0000

I never even noticed how much I hated Peter King before. Now I despise him more than anything else on earth (except any asshole associated with the patriots and that fat fuckin asshole bettis for thinking he was good). THanks KSK

By: Folksy Racism

Folksy Racism — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:32:17 +0000

Josh Brolin dies.

/You asked for it

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:43:25 +0000

How is no one else incensed about this?

The next day, I’m surprised Brasco and Perloff aren’t pleased about their free meal.

“Jesus King, tip more than five percent, fatty.”

Then Banks tell me he paid for his meal. Perplexing.

This means that fat tub of shit picked up the tab, then fucking asked them about it the next time he saw them. Nothing says “class act” like begging for complements when you give someone a gift. “Hey gang! Wasn’t it keen how I paid for your meal? I like helping out journalists who are less fortunate than I am. It’s because I’m a super guy!”

Get fucked, four-chins.