1. I’d rather eat a pancake than deliver one.
2. I hold the Alabama State Fair record for most deep-fried racks of ribs consumed (seven) in a an hour.
3. I weigh 332 pounds.
4. Fuck this, I’m going home.
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and this fucker will still be taken in the first round since he already acts like a pro player.
the problem with most people’s “25 things about me” is communication. too much communication.
Foxxy Brown Says:
/OT and TJ
ok, did i just see Ray Lewis dancing with psychodelic lizards on a SoBe or something commercial?
if so, i believe the 7th seal was just broken and i’m hearin’ the clip clops of four horsemen . . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJxa97wp1I
It’s Ray Lewis, Matt Light, and Justin Tuck.
Man, at least Ricky Williams pissed away a career for weed, not tastycakes.
We can be pretty sure he didn’t leave to concentrate on his studies- unless he’s a Food Science major.
26. Ed note : He’s in jail now. He walked in on Bill Belichick fucking his mom.
27. Ed note : We’re not quite sure which of the two he killed.
Genius.
Andre Smith’s Parents: You must think we’re the worst parents on the planet.
Lou: Yeah, that’s pretty much the feeling down at the station.
/OT and TJ
ok, did i just see Ray Lewis dancing with psychodelic lizards on a SoBe or something commercial?
if so, i believe the 7th seal was just broken and i’m hearin’ the clip clops of four horsemen . . .
Al Davis is intrigued . . .
Best. one. yet. nearly spit coffee on the laptop.
Still a better prospect than Demetrius Underwood.
Damn, I should have gone with ‘Po Folks instead of Dennys.
FIX YO DINER!
I heard Andre swapped the Under Armor gear he got at the combine for a Grand Slam breakfast at Dennys. True story.
@Stu
Or they should start at the total amount of money he would have received prior to the meltdown, and then countdown to $0.
i see what you did there.
Don’t worry Andre, lots of athletes eat themselves out of millions of dollars and are doing great. Just ask Kevin Duckworth.
5-25 were mistakenly left blank. They should all read “NOM NOM NOM NOM”
Slight typo on #3. It’s an honest mistake, happens to me all the time due to sloppy handwriting.
“3. I weigh 382 pounds.”
Nothing a little roid rage couldn’t fix.
Andre come back, we hardly know you!
Such dedication……he was BORN to be a Detroit Lion!
He’s got a decent O-rape face.
Andre Smith Explained.
No working of the land?
He best take himself to Joey Porter’s Mouf Repair Shop ASAP