I’M A FUCKING PIRATE! Kellen Winslow shipped to the Tampa theater of the great NFL war concern in exchange for munitions and draft picks. Who else could replace Jerramy Stevens?
Tags: fucking soldiers, grimey's next jersey, kellen winslow, tampa bay buccaneers
February 27th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I’m already thrilled at the prospect of re-signing Stevens and having both him and Winslow on the field at the same time, in the sense that we might see the first on-field arrest in NFL history. Say what you will, for such an obscure football team it really is always great fun to follow the Bucs.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I’m a Buccing soldier!!!
February 27th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I’m a fucking dissapointment!
February 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Now he can ride his motorcycle year round. Huzzah!
February 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
There is a community college parking lot in the near vicinity of the Ray-J
February 27th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I see a record in dropped passes comming up.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
But I don’t want to be a pirate!
/Seinfeld
February 27th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
What’s the point? He can’t get any lap dances at the titty bars with that swollen testicle of his.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
That warm Florida weather should help his infected balls.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Great, now I have to worry about a fucking Staph outbreak reaching Northeast Forida.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Did he get a promotion to Captain?
February 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
So Jeff Garcia was released under the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy?
February 27th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
dAndy….Jacksonville?
February 27th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
The words “infected balls” just make me shudder…
February 27th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
fucking soldiers
Don’t give him any ideas.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
“The words “infected balls” just make me shudder…”
Go google Torsion Testicle and then writhe in pain.
February 27th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@ CoolHwhip: J’ville it is!
February 27th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@dAndy: Well I live in Jax Beach. HOW COOL IS THAT
February 27th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I live in Neptune Beach. Could you have ever imagined in a million years that two commenters on a site ran by a bunch of fucking gay northerners could live only minutes from each other?
February 27th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Oh, and just in case you ask I am not gay!
February 27th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I would have never asked such a thing. And I am originally a northerner but I won’t take offense to your comment cause there is actually someone from Florida on any of these sites, much less Jacksonville.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
And Vrabel is now a Chief. Good luck with that Otto–he’s been awesome, but how much more left in the tank?
February 27th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Who else could replace Jerramy Stevens?
Johnny 23 from Con Air could pull it off
February 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It’s not a lesion on my balls, its a staph infection. YOU GOT IT MAGGOT?!?!?!
February 27th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Shit, there are several Floridians up in this mug. Grimey’s a Tampa boy and I know there’s at least a couple more.
/Can CoolHwhip get a show of hands of Sunshine Staters?
/I don’t mind Northerners as long as they are not fags and/or from up North
February 27th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
dAndy, I had a (hetero) sex filled birthday/weekend like 20 years ago on Panama city beach…can I pretend to be Floridian?
February 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Fuckin A bro! Your way more Floridian than most of the fuckers that live here….
February 27th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I thought Snyder was trying to corner the market on criminal football players in DC.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
If Tawmmy lives to retirement age (unlikely) he’ll retire to Florida, as many northeastern assholes do.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
dAndy and CoolHwhip, get a room fun boys.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Yeah, but he’ll only live here for 1/2 of the year.
Drew, even if it’s 35 years from now please let me know when Tawmmy moves down here so I can hit golfballs through his windows and then kick his garlfriend in the cunt when she walks out to check it out.
Thanks,
<3 dAndy
February 27th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
@ UU: We live so close to each other no room is needed. We can either do it in the basement or wait until mom and dad go out of town this summer.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
America’s Wang is a crazy place, that’s fore sure. Rednecks, Cubans, Jewish retirees, KSK readers, Haitians, Katherine Harris, gators, Pee Wee getting busted jerking off in a porn theater, ‘possums, feral boa constrictors, Jeb Bush…
You could write a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” knock-off song of fucked-up things about Florida.
February 27th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Georgia should annex Jacksonville though, and I am not even kidding.
And UU, we could honestly have a sleepover every night cause we just made bunkbeds, there is so much more room for activities now!
February 28th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Mangini just might be a genius getting rid of that cancer, Winslow. It’s no coincidence that the only games the Browns won last year were those when he and his swollen tesicles were riding the pine. Dang, wait a minute. I want the Browns to keep sucking. They will rue the day they let go of that great player and all-around good guy, Kellon Winslow. There will be serious rueage in the mistake on the lake, I tell you. Dang.
/Although it’s probably been removed by the administrators by now, don’t try the dating service spammed onto the comment preceding mine. It doesn’t work
//Leads a sad and boring life