“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” [NSFW]
Tags: jeez punter that's just wrong, MMP, quick hits
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February 21st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Add tag: Respectability is the goal for 2009
February 21st, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Shark/Whale sex is safe for work, this shit happens on the discovery channel daily.
February 21st, 2009 at 3:57 pm
What is this I don’t even…
February 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
For some reason, I expected ACTUAL shark fucking. Why oh why wasn’t it actual shark fucking? Fortunately, I had the sound off. I don’t know if there was sound, but am glad not to have heard any. Damn. No more of that shit.
February 21st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Also: what the fuck is wrong with people?
February 21st, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Yes, tragically, there was sound.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
NSFW my ass. Not Safe For Eyes.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Fuckin’ furries…
February 21st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
threadjack
Emmitt Smiff was fired by ESPN:
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=519948
/tj
February 21st, 2009 at 4:24 pm
jeez punter that’s just wrong
February 21st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
And btw, punter: Way to take bring us down from sexy friday…
February 21st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
God Bless Red Tube !!
February 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
What a chum dumpster.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I have only myself to blame for clicking on that link, but why do you have to drag Roy Scheider into this? Please don’t post any “Blue Thunder”- related fetish-porn.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I had always assumed that sharks pulled better tail. Thanks for setting me straight.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Silly shark, if he’s trained himself to leave the water and freely roam/fuck on land, then he should know that whales and sharks cannot mate. What a dumb shark.
February 21st, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I think many of us can relate more to the “Polish Guy Struggles to Get Hard-On” video linked at the bottom of the page.
Not me, of course.
February 21st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Jeez, Punter, no one wants to see your mom’s home movies.
February 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Tas?
February 21st, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Truly a great day for observational biology. A shark mating with a whale.
/That rumbling in the ground? Darwin turning in his grave.
February 21st, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Also, needs an furry octopus for some tentacle rape. That would make for a hell of a video.
February 21st, 2009 at 6:00 pm
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
February 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Geez, his team wins it all, and all of a sudden he thinks he can get away with posting anything.
February 21st, 2009 at 6:17 pm
haha you called the steelers punter’s team
February 21st, 2009 at 6:30 pm
slow…clap…
February 21st, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I hate you punter. I really, really hate you.
/realizes it’s my fault for clicking the link.
//thanking god it wasn’t a lemon shark party
February 21st, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I guess this is Sexy Friday’s less sexy cousin Beastiality Saturday, still better than Hot Carl Sunday though
February 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Wow….punter……really…..I mean….dude!
February 21st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
So am I the only one that totally jacked it to this or something?
February 21st, 2009 at 7:57 pm
That is without a doubt the fattest chick that I’ve seen a guy in a shark costume fuck this week.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Damnit Punter, I was about to go sex up the girl on my couch who is napping after our first 2 go arounds – this just deflated the little guy for his next attempt.
/blaming Punter for my inadequacies
//blame really lies with the whiskey
///and it’s cold in here
////cries a little
February 21st, 2009 at 8:01 pm
go figure, I need to be moderated…. again
February 21st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I already watched the Combine thanks.
February 21st, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@placekicker
Well played.
@Punter
I would say this is a sign of offseason boredom, but I think you’d be capable of this at any point of the year so….
February 21st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hunnert n’ three…
February 21st, 2009 at 9:46 pm
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
Wait. You think he was searching for something else?
February 21st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
punter, we aren’t interested in your home movies. But say hello to your mother for me.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:13 pm
How much did Drew pay you to allow him to dress in the shark suit?
/congratulates Punter on his marketing genius
/waiting for Maj to borrow the costume to do an obese black chick
February 21st, 2009 at 11:24 pm
There is the brink of insanity & then there. is. the. abyss…………………which we have clearly fallen into
February 21st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
You stare into the abyss; the abyss stares back. Apparently that involves a shark fucking a fat chick.
\wanted to be a marine biologist
\\knows that’s not how sharks mate
\\\would actually prefer a shark mating video
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 am
Alright Punter, own up to it, were you searching for “Mature woman fucked by shark” or “Fat mature woman fucked by shark”? Cause both are totally alright with me brother.
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 am
This is one of the funniest posts ever
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:42 am
I think a formal complaint is in order…that shark was not sexy in the least bit. Needs more Rolf.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Why, Punter, why??
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Ahhhhh, good to see the old “jeez punter that’s just wrong” tag again! I was missing it, a little.
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I wonder if they sprung for the tartar sauce lube.
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Man The Harpoons!
/4chan’d
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I find myself speechless at many MMP posts; this doesn’t break that tradition. Also, the nice folks at Redtube pointed out I could see some porn of local types. Eww.
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
A today seemed like it was going to be such a good day….
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 am
Don’t let them get you down, Punter. You’re a wonderful person!
February 23rd, 2009 at 10:41 am
This is clearly the before. Where is the after?
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Chris Evert looks like shit.
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:01 pm
inchesfromyourface +153
February 24th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Why did you cut away before he came?
July 13th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Thanks for the information: unknown person said he donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.
July 14th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
That’s good information: Om said Om donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.