We’re gonna need a bigger boat.[NSFW]

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  1. Tujague Says:

    Add tag: Respectability is the goal for 2009

  2. Natrone Means Business Says:

    Shark/Whale sex is safe for work, this shit happens on the discovery channel daily.

  3. Fear The Hobbits Says:

    What is this I don’t even…

  4. Slash Says:

    For some reason, I expected ACTUAL shark fucking. Why oh why wasn’t it actual shark fucking? Fortunately, I had the sound off. I don’t know if there was sound, but am glad not to have heard any. Damn. No more of that shit.

  5. Slash Says:

    Also: what the fuck is wrong with people?

  6. yournamehere Says:

    Yes, tragically, there was sound.

  7. Otto Man Says:

    NSFW my ass. Not Safe For Eyes.

  8. Alan Says:

    Fuckin’ furries…

  9. Leigh Says:

    threadjack

    Emmitt Smiff was fired by ESPN:
    http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=519948

    /tj

  10. Danish Says:

    jeez punter that’s just wrong

  11. Danish Says:

    And btw, punter: Way to take bring us down from sexy friday…

  12. Rocco's Ex Says:

    God Bless Red Tube !!

  13. G.G. Says:

    What a chum dumpster.

  14. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I have only myself to blame for clicking on that link, but why do you have to drag Roy Scheider into this? Please don’t post any “Blue Thunder”- related fetish-porn.

  15. Kimbo Gash Says:

    I had always assumed that sharks pulled better tail. Thanks for setting me straight.

  16. Ron Santo's Legs Says:

    Silly shark, if he’s trained himself to leave the water and freely roam/fuck on land, then he should know that whales and sharks cannot mate. What a dumb shark.

  17. KP Says:

    I think many of us can relate more to the “Polish Guy Struggles to Get Hard-On” video linked at the bottom of the page.

    Not me, of course.

  18. mamacita Says:

    Jeez, Punter, no one wants to see your mom’s home movies.

  19. placekickerholder Says:

    Tas?

  20. Starburied Says:

    Truly a great day for observational biology. A shark mating with a whale.

    /That rumbling in the ground? Darwin turning in his grave.

  21. Starburied Says:

    Also, needs an furry octopus for some tentacle rape. That would make for a hell of a video.

  22. Jethrie Says:

    But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?

  23. The Lazer Says:

    Geez, his team wins it all, and all of a sudden he thinks he can get away with posting anything.

  24. dibbly Says:

    haha you called the steelers punter’s team

  25. Scumdog0331 Says:

    slow…clap…

  26. Rob in WI Says:

    I hate you punter. I really, really hate you.

    /realizes it’s my fault for clicking the link.
    //thanking god it wasn’t a lemon shark party

  27. Jon Says:

    I guess this is Sexy Friday’s less sexy cousin Beastiality Saturday, still better than Hot Carl Sunday though

  28. TF88 Says:

    Wow….punter……really…..I mean….dude!

  29. Ron Santo's Legs Says:

    So am I the only one that totally jacked it to this or something?

  30. 85 Says:

    That is without a doubt the fattest chick that I’ve seen a guy in a shark costume fuck this week.

  31. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Damnit Punter, I was about to go sex up the girl on my couch who is napping after our first 2 go arounds – this just deflated the little guy for his next attempt.

    /blaming Punter for my inadequacies
    //blame really lies with the whiskey
    ///and it’s cold in here
    ////cries a little

  32. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    go figure, I need to be moderated…. again

  33. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    I already watched the Combine thanks.

  34. 310tojoba Says:

    @placekicker

    Well played.

    @Punter

    I would say this is a sign of offseason boredom, but I think you’d be capable of this at any point of the year so….

  35. porky1 Says:

    Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hunnert n’ three…

  36. Otto Man Says:

    But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?

    Wait. You think he was searching for something else?

  37. JP Says:

    punter, we aren’t interested in your home movies. But say hello to your mother for me.

  38. Brady's a Douchebag Says:

    How much did Drew pay you to allow him to dress in the shark suit?

    /congratulates Punter on his marketing genius
    /waiting for Maj to borrow the costume to do an obese black chick

  39. martinriggs Says:

    There is the brink of insanity & then there. is. the. abyss…………………which we have clearly fallen into

  40. Monkey Business Says:

    You stare into the abyss; the abyss stares back. Apparently that involves a shark fucking a fat chick.

    \wanted to be a marine biologist
    \\knows that’s not how sharks mate
    \\\would actually prefer a shark mating video

  41. H.C. Prick Says:

    Alright Punter, own up to it, were you searching for “Mature woman fucked by shark” or “Fat mature woman fucked by shark”? Cause both are totally alright with me brother.

  42. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    This is one of the funniest posts ever

  43. Pantherhands Mac Says:

    I think a formal complaint is in order…that shark was not sexy in the least bit. Needs more Rolf.

  44. Colts and Hoosiers Fan Says:

    Why, Punter, why??

  45. Duke of Madness Says:

    Ahhhhh, good to see the old “jeez punter that’s just wrong” tag again! I was missing it, a little.

  46. elvis grbac's blue suede shoes Says:

    I wonder if they sprung for the tartar sauce lube.

  47. Harry Pelotas Says:

    Man The Harpoons!

    /4chan’d

  48. Boatdrinks Says:

    I find myself speechless at many MMP posts; this doesn’t break that tradition. Also, the nice folks at Redtube pointed out I could see some porn of local types. Eww.

  49. StuBone Says:

    A today seemed like it was going to be such a good day….

  50. SycoPhant Says:

    Don’t let them get you down, Punter. You’re a wonderful person!

  51. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    This is clearly the before. Where is the after?

  52. inchesfromyourface Says:

    Chris Evert looks like shit.

  53. Angelos Says:

    inchesfromyourface +153

  54. Gern Says:

    Why did you cut away before he came?

  55. 1daniella11wearspantyhose Says:

    Thanks for the information: unknown person said he don’t know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.

  56. dany222_in_nylons Says:

    That’s good information: Om said Om don’t know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.

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