That’s good information: Om said Om donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.
07.13.09 at 4:30 pm
1daniella11wearspantyhose
Thanks for the information: unknown person said he donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.
02.24.09 at 2:53 am
Gern
Why did you cut away before he came?
02.23.09 at 12:01 pm
Angelos
inchesfromyourface +153
02.23.09 at 11:03 am
inchesfromyourface
Chris Evert looks like shit.
02.23.09 at 10:41 am
LaFavre's Next Retirement
This is clearly the before. Where is the after?
02.23.09 at 7:31 am
SycoPhant
Don’t let them get you down, Punter. You’re a wonderful person!
02.22.09 at 8:50 pm
StuBone
A today seemed like it was going to be such a good day….
02.22.09 at 6:50 pm
Boatdrinks
I find myself speechless at many MMP posts; this doesn’t break that tradition. Also, the nice folks at Redtube pointed out I could see some porn of local types. Eww.
02.22.09 at 4:59 pm
Harry Pelotas
Man The Harpoons!
/4chan’d
02.22.09 at 4:46 pm
elvis grbac's blue suede shoes
I wonder if they sprung for the tartar sauce lube.
02.22.09 at 2:15 pm
Duke of Madness
Ahhhhh, good to see the old “jeez punter that’s just wrong” tag again! I was missing it, a little.
02.22.09 at 12:36 pm
Colts and Hoosiers Fan
Why, Punter, why??
02.22.09 at 2:42 am
Pantherhands Mac
I think a formal complaint is in order…that shark was not sexy in the least bit. Needs more Rolf.
02.22.09 at 2:14 am
StuScottBooyahs
This is one of the funniest posts ever
02.22.09 at 2:04 am
H.C. Prick
Alright Punter, own up to it, were you searching for “Mature woman fucked by shark” or “Fat mature woman fucked by shark”? Cause both are totally alright with me brother.
02.21.09 at 11:29 pm
Monkey Business
You stare into the abyss; the abyss stares back. Apparently that involves a shark fucking a fat chick.
\wanted to be a marine biologist
\\knows that’s not how sharks mate
\\\would actually prefer a shark mating video
02.21.09 at 11:24 pm
martinriggs
There is the brink of insanity & then there. is. the. abyss…………………which we have clearly fallen into
02.21.09 at 11:13 pm
Brady's a Douchebag
How much did Drew pay you to allow him to dress in the shark suit?
/congratulates Punter on his marketing genius
/waiting for Maj to borrow the costume to do an obese black chick
02.21.09 at 11:00 pm
JP
punter, we aren’t interested in your home movies. But say hello to your mother for me.
02.21.09 at 9:46 pm
Otto Man
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
Wait. You think he was searching for something else?
02.21.09 at 9:27 pm
porky1
Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hunnert n’ three…
02.21.09 at 8:47 pm
310tojoba
@placekicker
Well played.
@Punter
I would say this is a sign of offseason boredom, but I think you’d be capable of this at any point of the year so….
02.21.09 at 8:05 pm
Punch Rockgroin
I already watched the Combine thanks.
02.21.09 at 8:01 pm
The Pirate Sloth
go figure, I need to be moderated…. again
02.21.09 at 8:01 pm
The Pirate Sloth
Damnit Punter, I was about to go sex up the girl on my couch who is napping after our first 2 go arounds – this just deflated the little guy for his next attempt.
/blaming Punter for my inadequacies
//blame really lies with the whiskey
///and it’s cold in here
////cries a little
02.21.09 at 7:57 pm
85
That is without a doubt the fattest chick that I’ve seen a guy in a shark costume fuck this week.
02.21.09 at 7:42 pm
Ron Santo's Legs
So am I the only one that totally jacked it to this or something?
02.21.09 at 7:38 pm
TF88
Wow….punter……really…..I mean….dude!
02.21.09 at 6:53 pm
Jon
I guess this is Sexy Friday’s less sexy cousin Beastiality Saturday, still better than Hot Carl Sunday though
02.21.09 at 6:30 pm
Rob in WI
I hate you punter. I really, really hate you.
/realizes it’s my fault for clicking the link.
//thanking god it wasn’t a lemon shark party
02.21.09 at 6:30 pm
Scumdog0331
slow…clap…
02.21.09 at 6:17 pm
dibbly
haha you called the steelers punter’s team
02.21.09 at 6:12 pm
The Lazer
Geez, his team wins it all, and all of a sudden he thinks he can get away with posting anything.
02.21.09 at 6:00 pm
Jethrie
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
02.21.09 at 5:34 pm
Starburied
Also, needs an furry octopus for some tentacle rape. That would make for a hell of a video.
02.21.09 at 5:33 pm
Starburied
Truly a great day for observational biology. A shark mating with a whale.
/That rumbling in the ground? Darwin turning in his grave.
Jeez, Punter, no one wants to see your mom’s home movies.
02.21.09 at 4:51 pm
KP
I think many of us can relate more to the “Polish Guy Struggles to Get Hard-On” video linked at the bottom of the page.
Not me, of course.
02.21.09 at 4:47 pm
Ron Santo's Legs
Silly shark, if he’s trained himself to leave the water and freely roam/fuck on land, then he should know that whales and sharks cannot mate. What a dumb shark.
02.21.09 at 4:45 pm
Kimbo Gash
I had always assumed that sharks pulled better tail. Thanks for setting me straight.
02.21.09 at 4:31 pm
Gino Tourettsa
I have only myself to blame for clicking on that link, but why do you have to drag Roy Scheider into this? Please don’t post any “Blue Thunder”- related fetish-porn.
02.21.09 at 4:31 pm
G.G.
What a chum dumpster.
02.21.09 at 4:30 pm
Rocco's Ex
God Bless Red Tube !!
02.21.09 at 4:28 pm
Danish
And btw, punter: Way to take bring us down from sexy friday…
For some reason, I expected ACTUAL shark fucking. Why oh why wasn’t it actual shark fucking? Fortunately, I had the sound off. I don’t know if there was sound, but am glad not to have heard any. Damn. No more of that shit.
02.21.09 at 3:57 pm
Fear The Hobbits
What is this I don’t even…
02.21.09 at 3:56 pm
Natrone Means Business
Shark/Whale sex is safe for work, this shit happens on the discovery channel daily.
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That’s good information: Om said Om donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.
Thanks for the information: unknown person said he donât know if there was sound but am glad not to have heard any.
Why did you cut away before he came?
inchesfromyourface +153
Chris Evert looks like shit.
This is clearly the before. Where is the after?
Don’t let them get you down, Punter. You’re a wonderful person!
A today seemed like it was going to be such a good day….
I find myself speechless at many MMP posts; this doesn’t break that tradition. Also, the nice folks at Redtube pointed out I could see some porn of local types. Eww.
Man The Harpoons!
/4chan’d
I wonder if they sprung for the tartar sauce lube.
Ahhhhh, good to see the old “jeez punter that’s just wrong” tag again! I was missing it, a little.
Why, Punter, why??
I think a formal complaint is in order…that shark was not sexy in the least bit. Needs more Rolf.
This is one of the funniest posts ever
Alright Punter, own up to it, were you searching for “Mature woman fucked by shark” or “Fat mature woman fucked by shark”? Cause both are totally alright with me brother.
You stare into the abyss; the abyss stares back. Apparently that involves a shark fucking a fat chick.
\wanted to be a marine biologist
\\knows that’s not how sharks mate
\\\would actually prefer a shark mating video
There is the brink of insanity & then there. is. the. abyss…………………which we have clearly fallen into
How much did Drew pay you to allow him to dress in the shark suit?
/congratulates Punter on his marketing genius
/waiting for Maj to borrow the costume to do an obese black chick
punter, we aren’t interested in your home movies. But say hello to your mother for me.
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
Wait. You think he was searching for something else?
Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hunnert n’ three…
@placekicker
Well played.
@Punter
I would say this is a sign of offseason boredom, but I think you’d be capable of this at any point of the year so….
I already watched the Combine thanks.
go figure, I need to be moderated…. again
Damnit Punter, I was about to go sex up the girl on my couch who is napping after our first 2 go arounds – this just deflated the little guy for his next attempt.
/blaming Punter for my inadequacies
//blame really lies with the whiskey
///and it’s cold in here
////cries a little
That is without a doubt the fattest chick that I’ve seen a guy in a shark costume fuck this week.
So am I the only one that totally jacked it to this or something?
Wow….punter……really…..I mean….dude!
I guess this is Sexy Friday’s less sexy cousin Beastiality Saturday, still better than Hot Carl Sunday though
I hate you punter. I really, really hate you.
/realizes it’s my fault for clicking the link.
//thanking god it wasn’t a lemon shark party
slow…clap…
haha you called the steelers punter’s team
Geez, his team wins it all, and all of a sudden he thinks he can get away with posting anything.
But the real question remains: What exactly was Punter searching for when he found this?
Also, needs an furry octopus for some tentacle rape. That would make for a hell of a video.
Truly a great day for observational biology. A shark mating with a whale.
/That rumbling in the ground? Darwin turning in his grave.
Tas?
Jeez, Punter, no one wants to see your mom’s home movies.
I think many of us can relate more to the “Polish Guy Struggles to Get Hard-On” video linked at the bottom of the page.
Not me, of course.
Silly shark, if he’s trained himself to leave the water and freely roam/fuck on land, then he should know that whales and sharks cannot mate. What a dumb shark.
I had always assumed that sharks pulled better tail. Thanks for setting me straight.
I have only myself to blame for clicking on that link, but why do you have to drag Roy Scheider into this? Please don’t post any “Blue Thunder”- related fetish-porn.
What a chum dumpster.
God Bless Red Tube !!
And btw, punter: Way to take bring us down from sexy friday…
jeez punter that’s just wrong
threadjack
Emmitt Smiff was fired by ESPN:
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=519948
/tj
Fuckin’ furries…
NSFW my ass. Not Safe For Eyes.
Yes, tragically, there was sound.
Also: what the fuck is wrong with people?
For some reason, I expected ACTUAL shark fucking. Why oh why wasn’t it actual shark fucking? Fortunately, I had the sound off. I don’t know if there was sound, but am glad not to have heard any. Damn. No more of that shit.
What is this I don’t even…
Shark/Whale sex is safe for work, this shit happens on the discovery channel daily.
Add tag: Respectability is the goal for 2009