WHAT? HUH? WHAT? TWEET YOU! A helpful soul has forwarded us what can no doubt be the actual Twitter feed of Marmalard. And he’s already cussing. YOU LIED TO US, YOU MAINSTREAM MEDIA JACKALS!

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  1. Slothrop Says:

    Floooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooat

  2. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Harf Harf Harf.

  3. Jim U. Says:

    And no Tommy from Quinzee Twitter yet?

  4. jackin'4beats Says:

    Two posts in a row where I can’t access the video nor the site. GREAT. Why does my job force me to do work when I’d much rather slack off?

  5. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    I tried making a fan Twitter for Captain Caveman, but I kept getting pissed off at myself.

  6. dAndy Says:

    Hmm…haven’t really heard much of the Twitter thing yet, but now that Laserface is on there I’ll just have to sign up right the fuck now.

    /twitter’d

  7. Rob in WI Says:

    Well… I thought that if watching Leitch emote during the Super Bowl on twitter didn’t get me hooked, nothing would… and then Marmalard came along. Damn you. Damn you to hell.

  8. StuBone Says:

    So now Karl Rove AND Phil Rivers have twitter accounts?

    /Drinks

  9. Mo Charlo Says:

    is this twitter feed actually going to recycle KSK jokes until Rivers dies?

  10. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:

    Thank goodness, I thought we were going to have to wait until until next year’s training camp to see Marmalard make an ass out of himself.

  11. RN Azriel Says:

    Luff it

  12. Otto Man Says:

    Fuck you!
    About 1 minute ago

    What?
    About 1 minute ago

    Huh?
    About 2 minutes ago

    What?
    About 2 minutes ago

  13. smurphette Says:

    I love everything about this. Marmalard mockery never fails to fill my heart with joy.

  14. chris johnson as a second language Says:

    the tawmstah needs a facking twattah!
    /will leitch played the teenage preacher in “there will be blood”

  15. YankeeDoodleBrit Says:

    Awesome. Laserface was needed on Twitter…. It’ll make my workday go much faster!

    In fact, I think all KSK creations should have Twitter accounts…. a Peter King Enjoyable/Aggravating Travel Note of the Week would be a valuable addition to anyone’s daily tweets

  16. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    This might convince me to join twitter.

    Then again, the doucheness may creep in and I’d have no choice but to become a popped collar douche.

  17. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    But at least I won’t be pale.

  18. OzoneRanger Says:

    +1 Otto

    And I don’t need to be reminded of moutheyes ever again.

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