Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:23:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Rob in WI http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109203 Rob in WI Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:06:15 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109203 I actually can't wait for the wonderlic score leaks. I really enjoy knowing which players are fucktards rather than just retards. I actually can’t wait for the wonderlic score leaks. I really enjoy knowing which players are fucktards rather than just retards.

]]> By: Monkey Business http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109190 Monkey Business Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:28:04 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109190 I resent the implication that Indianapolis is the "land of shit". "Land of poop" is acceptable. I resent the implication that Indianapolis is the “land of shit”.

“Land of poop” is acceptable.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109162 Otto Man Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:50:38 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109162 "That sumbitch. ... You tell him I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so -- H.I. McDunough. And if he wants to discuss it he knows where to find me ... in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility for Men ... State Farm Road Number Thirty-one; Tempe, Arizona. I'll be waiting!" “That sumbitch. … You tell him I think he’s a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so — H.I. McDunough. And if he wants to discuss it he knows where to find me … in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility for Men … State Farm Road Number Thirty-one; Tempe, Arizona. I’ll be waiting!”

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109135 jackin'4beats Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:33:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109135 <i>It’s not easy to run a 40 with everyone yelling “Fresh Fish” at you.</i> Especially when Captain Hadley is poised to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0001389/quotes" rel="nofollow">ram his baton up Brady's ass</a>. It’s not easy to run a 40 with everyone yelling “Fresh Fish” at you.

Especially when Captain Hadley is poised to ram his baton up Brady’s ass.

]]> By: Spatula http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109129 Spatula Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:13:35 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109129 Baby blue boxers? Hmm, I always pictured Brady as a leopard spot thong kind of guy. /Just realized "picturing Brady" and "thong" might not have been the best possible choice of words Baby blue boxers? Hmm, I always pictured Brady as a leopard spot thong kind of guy.

/Just realized “picturing Brady” and “thong” might not have been the best possible choice of words

]]> By: eddiebear http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109120 eddiebear Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:49:09 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109120 Beats having to scrape the global warming off my windshield this morning. Or having to help proctor the Wonderlic. Beats having to scrape the global warming off my windshield this morning.

Or having to help proctor the Wonderlic.

]]> By: dAndy http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109118 dAndy Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:43:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109118 Gilbert = 1 part machine, 1 part bottle nosed dolphine, 1 part "the clear" Gilbert = 1 part machine, 1 part bottle nosed dolphine, 1 part “the clear”

]]> By: Slothrop http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109115 Slothrop Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:33:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109115 That's my quarterback, (sniff) but jeebus there's a bit of a Bonds at Pittsburgh to Bonds at SF level change in Tawmy's body. Not that he's played with known PED afficionados. Oh, wait. Fuck. 3 rings. 3 rings. /18-1. That’s my quarterback, (sniff) but jeebus there’s a bit of a Bonds at Pittsburgh to Bonds at SF level change in Tawmy’s body. Not that he’s played with known PED afficionados. Oh, wait. Fuck. 3 rings. 3 rings.
/18-1.

]]> By: Rakibul Islam http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109113 Rakibul Islam Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:29:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109113 But its football-related, instantly making it more relevant than 100% of the non-football-related news out there. But its football-related, instantly making it more relevant than 100% of the non-football-related news out there.

]]> By: Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/02/11978.html/comment-page-1#comment-109112 Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Wed, 18 Feb 2009 16:24:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=11978#comment-109112 Little did anyone know at the time, this skinny prick would go on to impregnant bridget moynahan and bang Gisele. in closing, Tom Brady, +1. Little did anyone know at the time, this skinny prick would go on to impregnant bridget moynahan and bang Gisele.
in closing, Tom Brady, +1.

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