Beefcake on display in the Land of Shit.The annual meat market known as the NFL Combine has finally arrived and hundreds of potential draft picks have arrived in the Land of Shit (aka Indianapolis) to be poked, prodded, and photographed shirtless. All the buzz is currently centered around the amazing water-jumping defensive end out of San Jose State, and it’s only a matter of time before incredible 40 times are verified and embarrassing Wonderlic scores are leaked. God damn, I’m fucking bored already.

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  1. Deux Deux Deux Says:

    That Pictah is a frawd. TAHMMY BRADY IS CARVED OUT OF CONCRETE CYANIDE!!

  2. Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Says:

    Mike Mamula laughs at your ignorance.

  3. Slash Says:

    Concrete cyanide… I’d almost forgotten about that.

  4. Danish Says:

    Mandarich is of concrete cyanide.

    Brady, apparently, is cut out of kit-kats.

  5. jackin'4beats Says:

    Tawmmy looked like he dropped the soap in the shower 20 minutes ago. Not a happy camper…nope not one bit.

  6. Danish Says:

    yeah, j4b.

    … And it was Santonio Holmes ordering him to pick up the soap.

    /Goes to wiki.
    //Cofirms Brady played at Michigan
    ///Confirms Holmes was a Buckeye.

  7. CoolHwhip Says:

    Long night Tom?

  8. concrete cyanide Says:

    im guessing it was alphabetical order but still, brady being qb01 was pretty prophetic

  9. Animal Mother Says:

    @j4b – That’s about the only spot they don’t probe during the combines, …………..yet.

    It’s not easy to run a 40 with everyone yelling “Fresh Fish” at you.

  10. Charlie Villanuevas Eyebrows Says:

    Little did anyone know at the time, this skinny prick would go on to impregnant bridget moynahan and bang Gisele.
    in closing, Tom Brady, +1.

  11. Rakibul Islam Says:

    But its football-related, instantly making it more relevant than 100% of the non-football-related news out there.

  12. Slothrop Says:

    That’s my quarterback, (sniff) but jeebus there’s a bit of a Bonds at Pittsburgh to Bonds at SF level change in Tawmy’s body. Not that he’s played with known PED afficionados. Oh, wait. Fuck. 3 rings. 3 rings.
    /18-1.

  13. dAndy Says:

    Gilbert = 1 part machine, 1 part bottle nosed dolphine, 1 part “the clear”

  14. eddiebear Says:

    Beats having to scrape the global warming off my windshield this morning.

    Or having to help proctor the Wonderlic.

  15. Spatula Says:

    Baby blue boxers? Hmm, I always pictured Brady as a leopard spot thong kind of guy.

    /Just realized “picturing Brady” and “thong” might not have been the best possible choice of words

  16. jackin'4beats Says:

    It’s not easy to run a 40 with everyone yelling “Fresh Fish” at you.

    Especially when Captain Hadley is poised to ram his baton up Brady’s ass.

  17. Otto Man Says:

    “That sumbitch. … You tell him I think he’s a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so — H.I. McDunough. And if he wants to discuss it he knows where to find me … in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility for Men … State Farm Road Number Thirty-one; Tempe, Arizona. I’ll be waiting!”

  18. Monkey Business Says:

    I resent the implication that Indianapolis is the “land of shit”.

    “Land of poop” is acceptable.

  19. Rob in WI Says:

    I actually can’t wait for the wonderlic score leaks. I really enjoy knowing which players are fucktards rather than just retards.

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