I Liked Football in the Groin Because It Had a Football in the Groin. Per the numerous physical threats on my person that I received during the Pro Bowl live blog, I have agreed to live blog the Oscars this Sunday. Here. On this vulgar football blog. Because nothing appeals to gay mafias like pointless award shows (You know Milk is getting Best Picture because the Hollywood gay mafia is still upset that Crash beat out Brokeback in ’06. Actually, that’s not true. It’ll probably go to lame-ass Benjamin Button. Because the Oscars fucking suck.). Also, it’s supposed to be totally different this year and not the usual overlong snoozefest where they get everything wrong.
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Will Maj be live blogging the Black Movie Awards too?
http://www.blackmovieawards.com/
You’re kidding right? Right??? Fucking hell.
Live blog the AVN awards and I’m there.
slumdog millionaire was shit?
better watch your back dickwonk.
Will Joan and Melissa Rivers stop by to dish on celebrity fashion faux pas?
Well, if you’re gonna go gay, might as well go all out.
what next for you? RuPaul’s Drag Race?
The Boredom Basketball-kakke is still open. Come join if your still depressed http://coolhwhipping.blogspot.com/
Super Bowl parties and Oscar parties are two versions of the same thing. When I go to Super Bowl parties, I’m the asshole football fan who’s trying to focus on the game itself-and fuck the party. When I go to Oscar parties, i’m the loudmoth asshole who’s focusing on the party and doesn’t care about the awards. For I am an asshole, you see.
if slumdog millionaire wins best picture im done with these so-called “good movies” for a long time. that film was shit.
let the heath ledger gay/death jokes begin!!
what did heath ledger want to be for halloween? alive
…….too soon?
I’ll be there.
The set will start the evening totally bare. My neighbor’s gay-beard husband worked on the set design.
It’s an odd world we live in.
I’d actually rather watch the Oscars that college basketball.
Check that…Started it now.
Yes I am shameless.
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Started a live blogkkake for the Pitt-UConn game that just started the URL is http://coolhwhipping.blogspot.com/ starting it up at 7:15.
The gay mafia strike again!
How about a magic trick?
Movies and live-blogging? Yes please.
Speaking of live-blogging, anyone wanna do the Pitt-UConn game tonight? Please? Pretty please? I’m getting desperate for my funnies.
Dark Knight can’t win Best Picture, so who gives a fuck?
Wow, it only took 2 weeks of lack of football to really go uber-gay this year. I think that’s a new record.
For anyone who is hosting an Oscars party, you should use the ballot I made – the different categories are scaled so the worthwhile awards count more, and you won’t get fucked over by some lucky jerk who nails the pointless categories like best foreign film and best documentary short film and best sound mixing but misses the more important categories like best picture and best director. Just click on my name above for a link, or do a google search for “Popdose Oscar Ballot”
between getting boned by worms and going on http://www.drivewaysitups.com, ill make it to your oscars live blog…got it?
I’ll be there. Mostly for the drinking games.