The Falcons are trying to trade Mike Vick, who’s due to be released from the cross-bar hotel right around the time training camps start. Here’s a look at some of the responses Atlanta has received thus far:
* some old jumper cables, four bottle caps, and a marble
* Brian Russell
* an AOL CD from 1997 (1045 hours free!!!)
* Mike Vick rookie card
* two first rounds picks (Snyder, you dumbass)
* uncomfortable silence, followed by derisive laughter
I want more like this!
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