Peter King may have to replace Brett’s balls with Horseballs. Rumors abound that the Browns may deal QB Derek Anderson to the Jets. So the Jets traded away released Pennington, Favre retired and it appears they are giving up on Kellen Clemens. You’re doing a hell of a job, Woody. Here’s to winning the sperm lottery.
Memo to Derek Anderson’s agent: normally we use the least flattering picture we can find. Because we like HB, we used the one of him with a puppy. You owe us ten bucks.
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OOOOHHHH, thank you! I know you didnt post that adorable pic just for me, but I certainly do appreciate it and will pretend it was.
@ Animal Mother: HorseBalls wears a size-17 shoe. I have to believe Horsecock isn’t that far off base…
“Here’s to winning the sperm lottery.”
Brady Quinn is stomping away, cursing and tearing up his tickets.
@MUNY
No.
For the love of God and all that is holy, no.
What are the odds we see Brad Smith step up? Playing QB in college he made Mizzou’s program worth watching. And let’s face it, the Jet’s are screwed at WR with or without him playing slot.
HEIGH-OOO!
No, but he masturbates furiously all over his computer and describes it in intimate detail. I guess that is kind of the same thing.
Are we talking about PK or Drew? The lines are blurring now.
I’ve never read an entire Peter King article. Does he do sex advice at the end?
No, but he masturbates furiously all over his computer and describes it in intimate detail. I guess that is kind of the same thing.
Gino – not advice, just recaps of romps with Favre
Now now UU it’ll be OK.
after 4pm and no mail bag. Now I’m getting nervous.
I’ve never read an entire Peter King article. Does he do sex advice at the end?
@TF:
I’m trying not to…but dammit, I need a funny reason to avoid work.
Preferably, a funny and sexy reason.
^^ seriously, i’ve been refreshing this . . . . cannot . . work
FUCK! The Interwebs is failing us in our efforts to not be productive!
/finished his day and is already on beer 2.
@TF, I noticed that too and for some reason I can’t comment over at With Leather since my computer got upgraded from windows 2000 to windows xp.
@UU @RBP
And deadspin has posted anything in 45 minutes! What am I, supposed to work!?
sex advice mail bag?
yes? is it coming?
Jeff George is still free.
sex advice mail bag?
Yes, as Jersey said. Brilliant of them.
Actually, the Jets didn’t trade away Pennington. They cut him. They let him walk away for nothing.
PK: So let me see the goods. Show me that horsecock.
DA: Horsecock? My nickname is Horseballs, not Horsecock.
PK: Horseballs? No horsecock? Uh, er, I’ll be right back, I have to conduct a professional interview by text message.
Rex Ryan will now get infinitely less satisfaction from making HB look terrible.
/says this knowing full well that HB was 2-2 against Rex’s defenses as a starter
//something about Rex being satisfied from eating
Derek Anderson is a puppy baron!
PK will be crying tears as he wanted Brady Queen to follow Favraro in the Jets locker room and in his mouth.
/weeks like Maj when he can’t get the pretzel guy’s attention
fixed
As a Jets fan, I am at a loss for words. Does Woody Johnson watch or read the same TV and print that I do? Does he not know that Derek Anderson sucks a fat, diseased cock? Does he not understand that if he trades for Anderson or signs Jeff Garcia, not only will I avert my precious Nielsen-rated eyes, but I will also BADMOUTH HIM ON THE INTERNET!
/storms off
/weeps like an abused woman
It’s one of those dumbass chocolate labs.
You’re pandering to the wrong dawg pound there, Derek.
Better shot at winning a title…The dog or the cute little puppy?
/see what I did there?
“You’re doing a hell of a job, Woody. Here’s to winning the sperm lottery.”
As a Jets fan, this is the best description of Woody Johnson I’ve ever heard. Well played.
The puppy tackled Derek for a five-yard loss and put him out for 4-6 weeks.
…so he can ruin the career of a different Kellen…
I shudder to think what Michael Vick would’ve done to that pooch.
At least the puppy has better hands than Braylon.
Is that puppy going to be entered in the dog show in 70 years?
After years of being stretched out by Favre PK is kind of forced to make the switch to Horse Balls if he wants to feel anything.
so if this happens, this would make anderson 4-1 against clemens?