Sexy Reminder: Not sure how you should tell your wife about your new amputee fetish? Email us your questions (and/or sexy comments) now to make tomorrow’s edition of the KSK Fantasy Football and Sex Advice Mailbag. Bikini football image via With Leather, whatever the fuck that is.
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With Leather is a place where they post videos of motocross people getting injured and then people bitch about it.
You’d need a lot of pillows to stack for doggiestyle, all the while hoping that she doesn’t suffocate.
NOT clicking on the amputee link, no matter how many others comment on it. Not clicking, not clicking. No way. I’m fine with not seeing. I’ve gotten this far without ever witnessing 2 Girls, 1 Cup, so I’ll live without seeing this, too.
I’m sure that Sam Malone has done some amputees in his day.
She’d make a really crappy stripper.
Damn, you ask one question about Cheers and revenge fucks and everybody assumes the rest of your comments have to have something to do with 80s sitcoms
Oh sure, the amputee is allowed to show HER stump, but the state of New York insists I keep mine covered by “pants.”
@ poop: I was thinking the exact same fucking thing!
Someone give that chick a hand she is gorgeous.
/no hugs
/no hand jobs
/no wondering fingers looking for your ass hole
/no slapping or punching
/no need to tie her up
That’s all good, but how you gon get dat ho to wash the dishes? Fuck, she can’t even load the dish washer or do laundry for that matter unless she gets really good with her feet, but based on the scar freshness that talen isn’t there yet.
/great foot jobs?
This from Peter King’s piece on Favre today:
““Yeah.”
That’s the text message I got back this morning from Brett Favre after I sent him one that said, simply: “Can I confirm the report that you’re retiring for good?”
Yeah, right.
That’s the thing it seems I’m hearing from everyone as the first waves of this news roll over the football public. So many of you don’t believe it, and won’t believe it, until August rolls around and Favre is a 39-year-old land baron in Sumrall, Miss., instead of a 39-year-old contender for the starting quarterback job with (pick one) the Vikings, the Jets or the Saskatchewan Roughriders.”
I couldn’t make it past that. Please tell me BDD is doing this one FJM style
How did you know I’ve wanted to bang an amputee ever since Tony fucked that legless broad on…
I read that much and for some reason my mind filled it in with Who’s the Boss. I couldn’t figure how I missed that episode.
How did you know I’ve wanted to bang an amputee ever since Tony fucked that legless broad on the Sopranos? I’ve also wanted to get head from a blind chick ever since I saw Red Dragon. Maybe I should seek help…
rusrus…Thankfully the look on the face of bikini-football-babe-leftmost has driven the vision of that stump out of my brain.
/hopeful
Submit a question? And be ridiculed by Drew?
Sign me up!
huh, the Venus di Milo has bigger boobs than I remembered from the World Book Encyclopedia I whac—er, researched to as a kid.
/shudders at the freshness of that stump combined with the smile on her face
Maj – That amputee link is just not right.
The one on the far left of the expanded photo isn’t selling me on her willingness to be photographed while holding a football and wearing a bikini. That’s not the kind of attitude that will propel her into my inappropriate fantasies…
Wait…
Nope – she’s there.