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1. Unsilent Majority Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am

   Jack Donaghy approves.

   …of the synergy, not the whole “fuck with a diabetic” thing. then again, maybe that too.

2. Fletch Lives Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am

   i wish i could have seen the extraordinary sulkface as jay was getting out of the pool…

3. Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:13 am

   Marmalard approves.

4. senor mullet Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am

   yeah, take that cutlerfucker

5. CR Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:22 am

   Peyton loves roughhousing with half naked men in Hawaii.

6. Fletch Lives Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am

   let’s not turn this into hating on pey pey, cause it was hilarious (diabetes monitor or not) considering the target.

   and laserface definitely approves.

7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am

   Gives a new meaning to those “You’re going down, Manning!” ads from MasterCard.

8. Danish Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:29 am

   Serena and Venus wouldn’t even have saved his phone.

9. FredExit Says:
   February 5th, 2009 at 11:34 am

   “Sorry about that Jake. Here, I’ll let you wear my superbowl ring around this week. Lord knows its the closest you’ll ever come to getting your own.”

10. FredExit Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am

    “Did I say Jake? I must of been thinking of the Bronco’s QB who can lead his team to the playoffs.”

11. Upstate Underdog Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Manning made up for it by tossing Cutler a bag of Oreos

12. Doc Holliday Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I’m so happy Nick Mangold had a hand in this attempted assassination. He’s the first Jet in long time to show any initiative, whatsoever, even if it was for murrrhhhderrrr.

13. Animal Mother Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:40 am

    Marmalard is upset. Why throw Cutlerfucker in the pool if you have no intention of holding his head under water?

    Of course Peyton will fuck himself, because only Peyton is good enough to fuck Peyton. That, and Santonio’s horse cock.

14. DCSteel Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Actually that would really suck if it was anyone but Cutler. Those things cost $5,000 each

15. marmatard Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    @FredExit

    Yes, shame on Jay for not reaching the playoffs ever in his whopping three seasons!

16. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Afterword, Peyton blamed everything on the lineman.

17. dAndy Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Wow, what a super cool awesome prank Pey-Pey. I remember that shit happening at pool parties in the 6th grade. Up next he is going to put someone’s hand in warm water while they are sleeping.

18. Pip Says:
    February 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Peyton manning the only person in America that did not know Jay Cutler was a Diabetic. Why didn’t he know? Even he got sick of seeing himself on TV.

19. YankeeDoodleBrit Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Marmalard must be secretly fuming that he was snubbed for the Pro Bowl now!

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