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February 4th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I hope you can help, Maj. I asked Mel Kiper when a good time would be to fuck my sister-in-law, and he said not before the third round.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
And when I asked Dan Savage about Tampa Bay’s QB situation, all I heard about was Jeff Garcia’s reputation up and down I-95…
February 4th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Shit. Where to begin this week’s session. Just so many questions.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I hope someone asks a question on how to get anal from their girlfriend/wife.
And are roofies ever a wrong answer to a sex question?
February 4th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Do I want to google Cotard’s syndrome? Or will this lonly lead to a Fordyce’s-style bout of misfortune?
February 4th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
*only, retard
February 4th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
So I’m looking at that picture and I’m seeing a nice face, cute boobs, a nice ass AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HER ARM?! Seriously it’s like the grafted the forearm from from a hairless albino gorilla to a hot chick’s body. That’s not even man-hands, that’s man-arms…
February 4th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@Katini – here’s a synopsis: “The Cotard delusion or Cotard’s syndrome, also known as nihilistic or negation delusion or walking corpse syndrome, is a rare neuropsychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that he or she is dead, does not exist, is putrefying or has lost his/her blood or internal organs. Rarely, it can include delusions of immortality.”
/Wiki’d
February 4th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
In other words, Al Davis has Cotard’s.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
So, no bumpy penises then? Golden.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
*only, retard
**only, Cotard
February 4th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
So, I can go the rest of the day at work calling people Cotards and not feeling bad about it? I’m in.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, Cotard’s syndrome is a far less damaging condition than Picard’s syndrome, which involves whoring out your instantly recognizable voice for paychecks and casually hiding your rampant homosexuality.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
I thought Cotard’s was when two people who are normally not retarded when alone become retarded when they are together.
/dAndy’d
February 4th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Dafish, that is Jamie Eason. Google her, she is a fitness model, so a little muscular, but hot.
February 4th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
lol @ dAndy
February 4th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Katni, I learned my lesson about googling things the Gay Mafia drops into their posts with the regrettable Lemon Party post last year.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
My sister in law has Cotard’s and I have Fordyce’s. It’s ok though, I have her convinced her rotting crotch gave it to me.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@ dAndy – I think that’s common in places such as fraternities. Very tragic how it spreads so quickly.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Rumor has it that the disease can be spread via bongs both beer and water. Maybe that’s why Quinn and Phelps enjoy each other’s company so much.
February 4th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Fordyce’s Syndrome: ” apocrine miliaria, chronic pruritic papular eruption, follicular infundibular occlusion.”
/emedicin’d
// sounds bad
February 4th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
dAndy
+1
February 4th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Score, d’Andy.
I guess every commenter here is now a Cotard.
February 4th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
@GoSlash: Any disease description that includes the word “pruritic” ain’t good.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Cotard’s delusion is the only self-certifiable syndrome of delusional psychosis.
I think I’m nuts, therefore I am…
February 4th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Cotard’s Syndrome is what you get if you sit through all of Synechdoche, New York. It’s like blowing your brains out without using a gun.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I love me some Jamie Eason!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 1:58 am
I don’t have a question but I do need some help. I found this website and am now possessed to see these pics. Only problem is I don’t know 20 people. So click this shit right now http://www.mygirlfriendcheatedonmeanditistimetorevenge.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=c58b0d18bc05497854c5f1b19b8b3607
February 5th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Jamie Eason + NFL pads = epic win
February 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Jamie Eason? Tony’s daughter?
Man, that’d suck. She’d be laid out for three weeks with elbow tendinitis every time she gave you a hand job.