KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag Reminder. It’s that time of the week once again, so send in your football and sex questions for the Mailbag between now and tomorrow morning to kissingsuzykolber-at-gmail-dot-com. If you need to know who your team should draft and are looking for advice on how to mount your sister-in-law without the rest of the family being any the wiser then we are pretty much your only hope. Well that and therapy, but I doubt that your average couch-monkey understands the 3-4 defense any better than we understand your bout with Cotard’s syndrome. Plus we don’t charge $150 for an hour that only really lasts 50 minutes (don’t think we’re not on to you, Dr. Monroe!).
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Jamie Eason? Tony’s daughter?
Man, that’d suck. She’d be laid out for three weeks with elbow tendinitis every time she gave you a hand job.
Jamie Eason + NFL pads = epic win
I don’t have a question but I do need some help. I found this website and am now possessed to see these pics. Only problem is I don’t know 20 people. So click this shit right now http://www.mygirlfriendcheatedonmeanditistimetorevenge.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=c58b0d18bc05497854c5f1b19b8b3607
I love me some Jamie Eason!!!
Cotard’s Syndrome is what you get if you sit through all of Synechdoche, New York. It’s like blowing your brains out without using a gun.
Cotard’s delusion is the only self-certifiable syndrome of delusional psychosis.
I think I’m nuts, therefore I am…
@GoSlash: Any disease description that includes the word “pruritic” ain’t good.
Score, d’Andy.
I guess every commenter here is now a Cotard.
dAndy
+1
Fordyce’s Syndrome: ” apocrine miliaria, chronic pruritic papular eruption, follicular infundibular occlusion.”
/emedicin’d
// sounds bad
Rumor has it that the disease can be spread via bongs both beer and water. Maybe that’s why Quinn and Phelps enjoy each other’s company so much.
@ dAndy – I think that’s common in places such as fraternities. Very tragic how it spreads so quickly.
My sister in law has Cotard’s and I have Fordyce’s. It’s ok though, I have her convinced her rotting crotch gave it to me.
Katni, I learned my lesson about googling things the Gay Mafia drops into their posts with the regrettable Lemon Party post last year.
lol @ dAndy
Dafish, that is Jamie Eason. Google her, she is a fitness model, so a little muscular, but hot.
I thought Cotard’s was when two people who are normally not retarded when alone become retarded when they are together.
/dAndy’d
I don’t care what anyone says, Cotard’s syndrome is a far less damaging condition than Picard’s syndrome, which involves whoring out your instantly recognizable voice for paychecks and casually hiding your rampant homosexuality.
So, I can go the rest of the day at work calling people Cotards and not feeling bad about it? I’m in.
*only, retard
**only, Cotard
So, no bumpy penises then? Golden.
In other words, Al Davis has Cotard’s.
@Katini – here’s a synopsis: “The Cotard delusion or Cotard’s syndrome, also known as nihilistic or negation delusion or walking corpse syndrome, is a rare neuropsychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that he or she is dead, does not exist, is putrefying or has lost his/her blood or internal organs. Rarely, it can include delusions of immortality.”
/Wiki’d
So I’m looking at that picture and I’m seeing a nice face, cute boobs, a nice ass AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HER ARM?! Seriously it’s like the grafted the forearm from from a hairless albino gorilla to a hot chick’s body. That’s not even man-hands, that’s man-arms…
*only, retard
Do I want to google Cotard’s syndrome? Or will this lonly lead to a Fordyce’s-style bout of misfortune?
I hope someone asks a question on how to get anal from their girlfriend/wife.
And are roofies ever a wrong answer to a sex question?
Shit. Where to begin this week’s session. Just so many questions.
And when I asked Dan Savage about Tampa Bay’s QB situation, all I heard about was Jeff Garcia’s reputation up and down I-95…
I hope you can help, Maj. I asked Mel Kiper when a good time would be to fuck my sister-in-law, and he said not before the third round.