KSK Football and Sex Advice Mailbag Reminder. It’s that time of the week once again, so send in your football and sex questions for the Mailbag between now and tomorrow morning to kissingsuzykolber-at-gmail-dot-com. If you need to know who your team should draft and are looking for advice on how to mount your sister-in-law without the rest of the family being any the wiser then we are pretty much your only hope. Well that and therapy, but I doubt that your average couch-monkey understands the 3-4 defense any better than we understand your bout with Cotard’s syndrome. Plus we don’t charge $150 for an hour that only really lasts 50 minutes (don’t think we’re not on to you, Dr. Monroe!).

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  1. J.L. White Says:

    I hope you can help, Maj. I asked Mel Kiper when a good time would be to fuck my sister-in-law, and he said not before the third round.

  2. whowillsexmutombo? Says:

    And when I asked Dan Savage about Tampa Bay’s QB situation, all I heard about was Jeff Garcia’s reputation up and down I-95…

  3. Rocco Says:

    Shit. Where to begin this week’s session. Just so many questions.

  4. Animal Mother Says:

    I hope someone asks a question on how to get anal from their girlfriend/wife.

    And are roofies ever a wrong answer to a sex question?

  5. Katni Says:

    Do I want to google Cotard’s syndrome? Or will this lonly lead to a Fordyce’s-style bout of misfortune?

  6. Katni Says:

    *only, retard

  7. DaFish Says:

    So I’m looking at that picture and I’m seeing a nice face, cute boobs, a nice ass AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HER ARM?! Seriously it’s like the grafted the forearm from from a hairless albino gorilla to a hot chick’s body. That’s not even man-hands, that’s man-arms…

  8. devang Says:

    @Katini – here’s a synopsis: “The Cotard delusion or Cotard’s syndrome, also known as nihilistic or negation delusion or walking corpse syndrome, is a rare neuropsychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that he or she is dead, does not exist, is putrefying or has lost his/her blood or internal organs. Rarely, it can include delusions of immortality.”

    /Wiki’d

  9. devang Says:

    In other words, Al Davis has Cotard’s.

  10. Katni Says:

    So, no bumpy penises then? Golden.

  11. Otto Man Says:

    *only, retard

    **only, Cotard

  12. Rob in WI Says:

    So, I can go the rest of the day at work calling people Cotards and not feeling bad about it? I’m in.

  13. Weed Against Speed Says:

    I don’t care what anyone says, Cotard’s syndrome is a far less damaging condition than Picard’s syndrome, which involves whoring out your instantly recognizable voice for paychecks and casually hiding your rampant homosexuality.

  14. dAndy Says:

    I thought Cotard’s was when two people who are normally not retarded when alone become retarded when they are together.

    /dAndy’d

  15. Silverback Says:

    Dafish, that is Jamie Eason. Google her, she is a fitness model, so a little muscular, but hot.

  16. senor mullet Says:

    lol @ dAndy

  17. Ibeaux Says:

    Katni, I learned my lesson about googling things the Gay Mafia drops into their posts with the regrettable Lemon Party post last year.

  18. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    My sister in law has Cotard’s and I have Fordyce’s. It’s ok though, I have her convinced her rotting crotch gave it to me.

  19. Animal Mother Says:

    @ dAndy – I think that’s common in places such as fraternities. Very tragic how it spreads so quickly.

  20. dAndy Says:

    Rumor has it that the disease can be spread via bongs both beer and water. Maybe that’s why Quinn and Phelps enjoy each other’s company so much.

  21. GoSlash27 Says:

    Fordyce’s Syndrome: ” apocrine miliaria, chronic pruritic papular eruption, follicular infundibular occlusion.”
    /emedicin’d
    // sounds bad

  22. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    dAndy

    +1

  23. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Score, d’Andy.

    I guess every commenter here is now a Cotard.

  24. Clare Says:

    @GoSlash: Any disease description that includes the word “pruritic” ain’t good.

  25. EastEndClam Says:

    Cotard’s delusion is the only self-certifiable syndrome of delusional psychosis.

    I think I’m nuts, therefore I am…

  26. Boss Godfrey Says:

    Cotard’s Syndrome is what you get if you sit through all of Synechdoche, New York. It’s like blowing your brains out without using a gun.

  27. bam33 Says:

    I love me some Jamie Eason!!!

  28. I just want to see some tits Says:

    I don’t have a question but I do need some help. I found this website and am now possessed to see these pics. Only problem is I don’t know 20 people. So click this shit right now http://www.mygirlfriendcheatedonmeanditistimetorevenge.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=c58b0d18bc05497854c5f1b19b8b3607

  29. YankeeDoodleBrit Says:

    Jamie Eason + NFL pads = epic win

  30. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    Jamie Eason? Tony’s daughter?

    Man, that’d suck. She’d be laid out for three weeks with elbow tendinitis every time she gave you a hand job.

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