I wanna ramrod with you honey, ’til half-past dawn.
Janet Jackson touched off a national firestorm over a fleeting glimpse of a nipple. Springsteen crams his junk into the camera and no one says peep. Where’s the outrage, man?
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Springsteen was so glad that he remembered to wear his steel codpiece.
Best stroke of genius of his career.
I don’t know which is more hilarious…Bruce giving the cameraman a facial or this: http://i42.tinypic.com/2dnt4y.gif
This was probably the highlight of the night for me and my friends. We rewinded this and watched it like 7 times in a row. Awesome.
Also, it looks like the Boss’s site is fixed now.
@ Hammer – Still not fixed
And…what a great game! Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on their 27-23 victory and sixth title, and the Indianapolis Cardinals for a superb season. Back to reality…
“Look, look, look at my crotch!”
/MST3K’ed
Oh Wendy, I hit my crotch!
@Hammer – you could just upload them to Flickr or Photobucket and post the links.
By the way, it’s not fixed yet!
I’m the biggest Bruuuuce fan there is, but I still think it’s worth pointing out the epic fail that currently is posted on the front page of his official website:
“Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on their 27-23 victory and sixth title, and the Indianapolis Cardinals for a superb season. ” (http://www.brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html)
Seriously. Whoever manages the Boss’ official website thinks that the Cardinals are from fucking Indianapolis.
By tomorrow, I expect it to be rectified. Thankfully, I grabbed screencaps. Unthankfully, I don’t know how to post them.
Ape gon’ drank. Just like ‘Merica from the Boss’ nuts.
Stillers.
It’s a promo for Bruce’s new song, Dick In A Camera
I’m just wondering why Bruce wasn’t singing soprano after sliding testicles-first into the camera. I guess he planned ahead by wearing a cup.
Springsteen teabagged about 0.5% of the world’s population in one fell swoop. Not too shabby.
@Genny
Don’t be so sure that, after the Super Bowl win, Ape’s man juice wouldn’t have flown that far on its own.
Yeah, that really needs a “Made in America!” label. His crotch, I mean.
@StuScottBooyahs – Could be Santonio or The Boss, I’ll have to wait 9 months and see if it’s vanilla or caramel.
I live near Baltimore, so there’s no way in hell any part of Ape would get close enough to impregnate me.
If you bothered to get this in HD, you could see little flecks of puss from his recently fucked asshole for taking the smiley face dick of Wal Mart for securing the exclusive rights to his CD. Way to be behind the unions, asshole.
Are you sure that’s Springsteen, or is it Ape after spotting Santonio’s cock?
… I think I’m pregnant.
Dammit, he should have sung “Ramrod.” That would’ve been awesome. Almost as awesome as the game itself.
FUCK YOU, ALL OF YOU HATERS
STEELERS are the best team in NFL history
Play was called “Scramble left, scramble right, get open”…
Rongrastname for the win. + alot
I’m shocked the “gonna GTFO before Ape gets here” tag has only one entry.
Ape gon’ drank. Oh, he gon’ drank.
FCC, 47 CFR, Part 15: Bejeweled bare nip-slip > Boss junk cam-ram
Right now it feels like before a hurricane, with KSK’rs crowding the highway out of town.
Dusty junk rocks the hizzy
I’m not sure if I saw junk or fossils.
Springsteen’s crotch is giving me an epileptic seizure.