I wanna ramrod with you honey, ’til half-past dawn.
Janet Jackson touched off a national firestorm over a fleeting glimpse of a nipple. Springsteen crams his junk into the camera and no one says peep. Where’s the outrage, man?
[ image: Texas Gal's twitter feed ]
Tags: gonna GTFO before Ape gets here, quick hits, super sunday
February 1st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Springsteen’s crotch is giving me an epileptic seizure.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I’m not sure if I saw junk or fossils.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Dusty junk rocks the hizzy
February 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Right now it feels like before a hurricane, with KSK’rs crowding the highway out of town.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm
FCC, 47 CFR, Part 15: Bejeweled bare nip-slip > Boss junk cam-ram
February 1st, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Ape gon’ drank. Oh, he gon’ drank.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I’m shocked the “gonna GTFO before Ape gets here” tag has only one entry.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Play was called “Scramble left, scramble right, get open”…
Rongrastname for the win. + alot
February 1st, 2009 at 11:56 pm
FUCK YOU, ALL OF YOU HATERS
STEELERS are the best team in NFL history
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:01 am
Dammit, he should have sung “Ramrod.” That would’ve been awesome. Almost as awesome as the game itself.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 am
… I think I’m pregnant.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:08 am
Are you sure that’s Springsteen, or is it Ape after spotting Santonio’s cock?
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
If you bothered to get this in HD, you could see little flecks of puss from his recently fucked asshole for taking the smiley face dick of Wal Mart for securing the exclusive rights to his CD. Way to be behind the unions, asshole.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am
@StuScottBooyahs – Could be Santonio or The Boss, I’ll have to wait 9 months and see if it’s vanilla or caramel.
I live near Baltimore, so there’s no way in hell any part of Ape would get close enough to impregnate me.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am
Yeah, that really needs a “Made in America!” label. His crotch, I mean.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:33 am
@Genny
Don’t be so sure that, after the Super Bowl win, Ape’s man juice wouldn’t have flown that far on its own.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:35 am
Springsteen teabagged about 0.5% of the world’s population in one fell swoop. Not too shabby.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 am
I’m just wondering why Bruce wasn’t singing soprano after sliding testicles-first into the camera. I guess he planned ahead by wearing a cup.
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 am
It’s a promo for Bruce’s new song, Dick In A Camera
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:19 am
Ape gon’ drank. Just like ‘Merica from the Boss’ nuts.
Stillers.
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 am
I’m the biggest Bruuuuce fan there is, but I still think it’s worth pointing out the epic fail that currently is posted on the front page of his official website:
“Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on their 27-23 victory and sixth title, and the Indianapolis Cardinals for a superb season. ” (http://www.brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html)
Seriously. Whoever manages the Boss’ official website thinks that the Cardinals are from fucking Indianapolis.
By tomorrow, I expect it to be rectified. Thankfully, I grabbed screencaps. Unthankfully, I don’t know how to post them.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:10 am
@Hammer – you could just upload them to Flickr or Photobucket and post the links.
By the way, it’s not fixed yet!
February 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 am
Oh Wendy, I hit my crotch!
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:14 am
“Look, look, look at my crotch!”
/MST3K’ed
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 am
@ Hammer – Still not fixed
And…what a great game! Congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers on their 27-23 victory and sixth title, and the Indianapolis Cardinals for a superb season. Back to reality…
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 am
This was probably the highlight of the night for me and my friends. We rewinded this and watched it like 7 times in a row. Awesome.
Also, it looks like the Boss’s site is fixed now.
February 2nd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I don’t know which is more hilarious…Bruce giving the cameraman a facial or this: http://i42.tinypic.com/2dnt4y.gif
February 2nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Best stroke of genius of his career.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Springsteen was so glad that he remembered to wear his steel codpiece.