Comments on: You Know Who Wants Baltimore to Win? Jesus.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:14:37 +0000

Only Baltimore fans would think God would want a team lead by a man who was an acsessory to murder…Double homicide in fact… to win this week. Plus the Baltimore Birdies have a male cheerleading team… I think we all know God is waiving a Terrible Towel as we speak.

By: T.C. The Beer Vendor

T.C. The Beer Vendor — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 17:55:58 +0000

Too bad this is a complete rip off of the banner that hangs at Heinz Field with Big Ben on it. Nice Try losers

By: DoubleLIMHB

DoubleLIMHB — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:00:29 +0000

I like how all my life I’ve marvelled at all of the Steeler bars I’ve seen everywhere I’ve visited and how we always had a ton of fans at our away games. I always thought we were a pretty loyal bunch, us Steeler fans. People would make fun us, say Cowher couldn’t win the big one, and tell us our best years were way behind us (the 70s), but we soldiered on.

But the minute we win another Super Bowl a few years back, we’re all all of the sudden bandwagoners!! Do yourself a favor, next Steeler fan you see ask about his connection to Pittsburgh. I bet he has one. Do the same to a Cowboys fan.

If it’s all just bandwagon fans because of the Super Bowl three years ago, why don’t other teams that have won recently have this many fans? Where is the huge, nationwide Buccaneer contingent? C’mon….

By: skim172

skim172 — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:10:12 +0000

Kurt Warner thinks that portrait of God is inaccurate.

By: Flacco Solo-brow

Flacco Solo-brow — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:50:41 +0000

Best.Post.Ever.

My favorite two things. God and the Ravens. And I sound like a Flanders child.

By: "Charm"Cityfan

"Charm"Cityfan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:46:09 +0000

Sorry about my blunder on the legal call with Ray. My friend’s dad used to make that joke whenever people brought up OJ, but it’s not really usable anymore.
Also I’m not sure what you mean about all the purple leaving the greater Baltimore area, maybe our cloaking works afterall?
At least Ravens’ fans move within the vicinity of the city, as opposed to Steeler fans who have metastasized in seemingly every suburb of the country. The only thing that separates Steeler fans and Cowboy fans is weather. Nobody denies this.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:39:45 +0000

Yes, Ray-Ray did so much to help out his murdering friend that he might as well have plunged the knife himself, and he (still) deserves to be punished for it. However, Stiller fans are here right now, irradiating my soul with their douchebaggery like nuclear fallout. This thread is but a small example of that fact.

Until the day Lewis tries to stab ME, my mind won’t change. That’s right; Steeler fans are so awful that only actual murder will sway my vote. Let’s go, Not-The-Steelers!

By: MorelOrelHershiser

MorelOrelHershiser — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:03:34 +0000

@Ape

Except the purple camo cowboy hats… they give those to their mothers to wear as “props” for their evening entertainment professions.

DC, you got your notebook out? Sharpen that crayon, turn down the volume on Charlie the Unicorn, and write this shit down.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:27:08 +0000

Well, I’m not old enough to have started liking them in the early ’70s. I began liking the Steelers in the ’80s, when they weren’t winning shit. Of course, that won’t stop Barrack Billick from hurling groundless claims of bandwaginism, but then he’s a whiny bitch. More shocking is the lack of Walt Coleman references in his last comment.

Ravens fans pretend like they have a small core of loyal fans, but all the purple shit leaves the greater Baltimore area* real fast once their fans realize a Super Bowl is not imminent.

*No Ravens fans live in Baltimore City

By: Ted

Ted — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:53:49 +0000

putting on my black and gold corspepaint

I’m in league with Steelers I was raised in hell
I walk the streets of Salem
Amongst the living dead
I need no one to tell me
What’s wrong or right
I drink the blood of children
Stalk my prey at night
Look out beware
When the full moon’s high n’bright
In every way I’m there
In every shadow in the night
Cause I’m evil in league with Steelers
Evil in league with Steelers
I’m in league with Steelers
Obey his commands
With the goat of Mendes
Sitting at his left hand
I’m in league with Steelers
I love the dead
No one prayed for Sodom
As the people fled
I’m in league with Steelers
I am the masters own
I drink the juice of women
As they lie alone
I’m in league with Steelers
I bear the devils mark
I kill the new born baby
Tear the infants flesh