Comments on: What’s More Frightening Than Ufford’s Mouth Eyes?

By: outofsync

outofsync — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:47:56 +0000

Animal Mother comes thru with a nice Airplane! reference.

More Coffee Johnny! “No thanks”

By: Caz

Caz — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:44:31 +0000

I think it’s great that an NFL team finally had the courage to address the dire lack of Motaro’s in the head coaching ranks.

By: porky1

porky1 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:54:47 +0000

I thought Tom Cruise killed that guy back in the 80s.

Either way, it’s going to be a ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad year in St. Louis.

Again.

By: Ibeaux

Ibeaux — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:42:17 +0000

My High School english teacher told me this means his wife is sleeping around.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:37:58 +0000

OMG, there’s a sale at Penneys!!!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:32:18 +0000

WAS for the win.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:20:38 +0000

Chip Rosenbloom just hired Satyr Spags because he needs two Shofars by Rosh Hashana.

By: Mike Lupica

Mike Lupica — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:18:25 +0000

Well clearly, Spags was uniquely qualified to join the team.

By: H Cuz

H Cuz — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:17:42 +0000

When he wants to call the team to practice, he’ll pull of one of his horns and blow on it.

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:15:19 +0000

Nope, mouth eyes still more disturbing. But that faggy headline is a pretty close second. A “Ram Shame”? And I thought the puns in British newspapers were lame…