What’s More Frightening Than Ufford’s Mouth Eyes?

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18 Responses to “What’s More Frightening Than Ufford’s Mouth Eyes?”

1. BLogue20 Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

   Ohh. So the horns fall off before training camp starts. I’m not that surprised, really.

2. StuScottBooyahs Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

   He’ll bash heads with Mike Martz during mating season.

3. Joe Theisman's Leg Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

   I knew he had a pact with the Devil. That’s the only way to explain SB XLII…

4. Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

   The Post-Gazette’s headline was “We so horny!”

5. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

   The lure of being the guy in charge must be really strong if you leave a position like defensive coordinator for a very good to great team, and go to being head coach for a piece of crap team like St Louis.

   Also, mouth eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rams head. In fucking disturbed…ness…ity.

6. Weed Against Speed Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

   Spags’ Labyrinth

7. Stylist Mick Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

   They captured his horns and old man faux hawk beautifully.

8. chris johnson as a second language Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

   he looks like fucking maynard james keenan

9. Slash Says:
   January 19th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

   Nope, mouth eyes still more disturbing. But that faggy headline is a pretty close second. A “Ram Shame”? And I thought the puns in British newspapers were lame…

10. H Cuz Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    When he wants to call the team to practice, he’ll pull of one of his horns and blow on it.

11. Mike Lupica Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Well clearly, Spags was uniquely qualified to join the team.

12. Gino Tourettsa Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Chip Rosenbloom just hired Satyr Spags because he needs two Shofars by Rosh Hashana.

13. Otto Man Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    WAS for the win.

14. Animal Mother Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    OMG, there’s a sale at Penneys!!!

15. Ibeaux Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    My High School english teacher told me this means his wife is sleeping around.

16. porky1 Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    I thought Tom Cruise killed that guy back in the 80s.

    Either way, it’s going to be a ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad year in St. Louis.

    Again.

17. Caz Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    I think it’s great that an NFL team finally had the courage to address the dire lack of Motaro’s in the head coaching ranks.

18. outofsync Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Animal Mother comes thru with a nice Airplane! reference.

    More Coffee Johnny! “No thanks”

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