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Next week: baby duck feathers, steamed milk, spiderweb that spells out “SOME PIG”
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@ qwijibo: Damn, I love a good porkroll, egg & cheese
Foxxy- apparently you missed the screaming matches between Simms and Parcells on the sidelines. Weekly entertainment…
What? No Brylcr-EEM?
Taylor Ham, Egg, Cheese, salt, pepper, and ketchup..
I’ve talked to every single one of the commenters here and I told them “you’re absolutely right Jim…”
It’s cobwebs, indicative of his head not being used for years.
WAS wins.
Phil’s hair reminds me
of a warm safe place
Where as a child I’d hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly pass me by
glitter
Some folks’ll never bleach a pile of shit, but then again sum folks’ll.
How about giving a little love to blonde Russian mail order bride pubes in the pie chart! I’d say they have at least a 10% market share.
Is it just me, or does that picture of Phil Simms look more like Rick Astley?
Always imagined it was a tightly worn burbur or shag. Whichever, it really brings the room together for Old He-Goes.
Simms: “Spoke with Warner the other day and asked him about Jesus, He goes, ‘Let me tell ya something about Jesus’”.
Christ, that gets old in a hurry.
I always assumed that Phil Simms’ hair was made out of tangled fishing line.
I vote for Mark Ingram’s tears.
Perhaps, but that was a mighty good-looking porn-stache the Hoss was sporting. Porn-stache tickles you in your naughty regions! Hehehehehe!
Jim Hostetler’s hair would of looked as good if he has the same conditioner available to him.
I imagine that Phil’s hair is actually his own brains, being squeezed out of his scalp like one of those Play-doh spaghetti factory playsets.
Swamp shellac from the Hackensack River.
90% leftover Parcells spittle
my favorite thing about those Giants was the public humiliations Parcells regularly dished out to this asshole
Every time I see Phil Simms, I feel like I’ve been rick-rolled.
@Spud +1, or -1, to keep with the golf theme.
you forgot the trace remains of Mark Bavaro’s soul
Phil Simms, Vanilla Bullshit.
I want to know what conditioner he uses. I’m hoping it’s powdered spleen.
Jim Nantz thinks it is made from the freshly-shorn greens, wet with morning dew, that welcome us to another pristine April morning on the hallowed grounds of Augusta National.
I’m surprised that there weren’t even trace elements of cliche found in Simms’ hair.