Comments on: ‘What The F–k You Mean You Never Seen Star Wars?’

By: Kurt M. Weber

Kurt M. Weber — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:26:59 +0000

Bridge on the River Kwai? Why not Lawrence of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:39:16 +0000

I believe that’s the Power of Christ coursing through his veins there. Oh he's being targeted by a scanner.

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:25:38 +0000

When Boldin is a Cowboy next year, he’ll yell at Jason Garrett for putting him on the field to run predictable, shitty plays.

By: havoc

havoc — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:04:52 +0000

@ fletch spot on. he’s done nothing but busted his ass for them, even though they treat him like shit, and to bench him like that in that spot is utterly ridiculous. breaston cant hold his jock strap. he deserves better than all the bullshit theyve put him through. i hope he’s a dolphin next year. we’ll pay him and we desperately need a guy like him

By: CoolHwhip

CoolHwhip — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:55:16 +0000

So if Star Wars is racist then why are all the Stormtroopers wearing white uniforms? But Palpatine and Vader wear black clothing and they control the Stormtroopers…. Foreshadowing of the 2008 election perhaps?

/Needs to get outside more.

By: 2Port

2Port — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:59:40 +0000

@Dan from Chicago

I would of went
Plot > Boat Sails > Boobies > Hits Ice Berg > Boat Sinks > The End

By: Stylist Mick

Stylist Mick — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:32:19 +0000

Return of the Jedi was the final thing that killed Liberace. That and the super AIDS.

By: Spum

Spum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:16:22 +0000

What’s a Nubian?

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:23:51 +0000

Fuck anyone who hasn’t seen Star Wars. Right up the ass with a lightsaber.

By: Fletch Lives

Fletch Lives — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:20:59 +0000

@2Port

well isn’t that true?