ANQUAN BOLDIN: Hey, Coach! Leinart just told me you’ve never seen Star Wars before. What the fuck is up with that shit?
TODD HALEY: Sir, I’m trying to call a fucking game, if that’s alright with you…
ANQUAN BOLDIN: How the fuck have you not seen Star Wars!
TODD HALEY: Quan, back off, alright? [into radio] Okay, Kurt, let’s go Double Red Right, Tango X Flush–
ANQUAN BOLDIN: How the fuck can you call plays if you never seen Empire Strikes Back? Return of the Jedi? I’ll grant you that the prequels were disappointing, but–
TODD HALEY: I DON’T LIKE SCIENCE FICTION, ALRIGHT?!?! YOU PROBABLY THINK OF ALEC GUINESS EXCLUSIVELY AS OBI-WAN KANOBI! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR HIS WORK IN ‘BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI’?
ANQUAN BOLDIN: Man, now THAT SHIT is fake! Muthafucka woulda been killed by his own troops if he was bringing that shit in real life! Darth Vader woulda cut those Burmese down to shit!
TODD HALEY: DARTH VADER IS A PUSSY!
ANQUAN BOLDIN: WHAT’D YOU SAY, MOTHERFUCKER!?!?
TODD HALEY: GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE! GODDAMMIT! [into radio] Kurt, back me up here. How many times have you seen Star Wars?
TODD HALEY: See? Kurt’s only seen it twice.
ANQUAN BOLDIN: Man, fuck all of you!
I want more like this!
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