This week’s cheerleader post comes in the form of future promise: over the coming weekend, we’re getting approximately 13 hours of televised football from San Diego, Miami, Arizona, and a dome. That’s a whole lotta cheerleader screen caps coming down the pipe, especially given the Dolphins cheerleaders (grade: A) and Chargers Girls (A++). And even the Cardinals (B- given the feeder talent) should provide some decent screen time. As for Minnesota… well, is it too late to move the game to Philly?
Anyhoo, enjoy it. Next week it’ll be crowd shots of shirtless Giants and Steelers fans. Those assholes don’t even have cheerleaders. Translation: GO TITANS AND PANTHERS!!!
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OMG ppl the expendables the movie will be awesome
I have to say, I could not agree with you in 100%, but that’s just my opinion, which indeed could be wrong.
p.s. You have a very good template for your blog. Where did you find it?
@C-Student
It’s CGI… There are no attractive women in Philly.
i dont like how that brunette eagles cheerleader is looking at me. she got a sourface. THATS DISRESPECT!
@yournamehere:
Most of the cheerleaders have kickin bodies, but they’re often butterfaces. I think the Cheerleader Effect is at play.
http://sftsports.com/misc/49-other/158-cheerleader-effect-himym
The Giants and Steelers don’t have cheerleaders because… well, we don’t need them.
There are 2 lousy Superbowl wins (and a whole lotta choke jobs) shared between the four loser franchises mentioned above (both by the Dolphins a million years ago) versus 8 between the Giants and Steelers. Our fans already have something to cheer for.
Besides, internet porn has made cheerleaders obsolete as stroke material. Unless they’re from San Diego.
the eagles cheerleaders are the only attractive women in philly.
I should have know better to click the link to the “Steelers Cheerleader”. I had just gotten that image out of my head from last time KSK displayed it. I need some sharp pencils right NOW !!!!
I want that redhead Iggles cheerleader. Those aren’t ‘fuck-me’ eyes, those are ‘your penis will never want to leave my general vaginal area’ eyes. And I would be more than happy to obey.
/drunk
A few years ago I was outside the stadium before a Chargers game and the Chargers Girls were working the crowd. Holy Jesus, that was the hottest collection of women I’ve ever seen in one place.
But they’re a fantasy to a guy like me. In reality, give me a fifth of bourbon and a sack of flour and I’d do that Steelers chick.
I’m surprised the Eagles cheerleaders aren’t fined for destruction to the environment. All that hairspray has to contribute to holes in the ozone or global warming or some shit Al Gore does documentaries on.
Of course, when you do a calendar like that, I guess you have no choice but to hire a bunch of strippers. Stay classy, Philadelphia.
On another not, I agree 100% with whomever says the Charger Girls are the hottest squad in the NFL.
every team that plays the chargers away from san diego should be required to drop their own cheerleading squad in favor of the Charger Girls. the ball’s in your court Roger Goodell.
Delicious pics of the Charger gal and the Eagle cheerleader lingerie calendar and all anyone wants to talk about is a fat chick in a Steeler T? What’s up with that?
Minnesota women are pretty. Big round jolly gals who can handle a four-wheel drive truck like nobody’s business. Oh and add in some short, mom-cut hairdos, boisterous laughs, and some beer stains on their size XXL Vikings sweatshirt, and you have the perfect woman.
look at her right hand and the shit bag of fat that is hanging down from her forearm. that in many ways is more disturbing than the ring
Give me a coule of Double Arrogant Bastards and I might just tag the second one from the left. Granted, while staring at a life-size poster of the Chargers girl.
@ Monkey Business – she’s not really married, she wears that so she doesn’t get hit on as much at the club.
Look at the Steelers Girl’s picture. Then look at her left hand. It’ll freak you out when you see it.
As a Colts fan, I am greatful that I get to oogle the Chargers Girls while the Colts stomp the Chargers.
Somebody around here can get a little touchy when you talk about the Steelers.
Man, I wish I got a dollar for every time I’ve seen that fat chick picture. At least she’s jolly.
What do you mean the Steelers don’t have cheerleaders? http://theblogdiet.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/steelersfan.jpg
SAN DIEGO!
Zygi Wilf just signed Silvina Luna to a personal services contract. She will join the Vikings cheerleading squad this evening.