I wouldn’t blame anyone who couldn’t make it through the whole thing. However, I highly recommend the unintentional comedy of the “Ooooo, Pol-a-maluuuuuuu” part. I’ve had that in my head for two days now.
Get ready for the best day of football of the season for real fans. In two weeks, all the asshole casual fans and those professing to be “attracted to the cultural spectacle” will be mucking things up for the rest of us.
[ Update: from the comments, let's give credit where it's due: Dick Banks, ladies and gentlemen. ]
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you know this shit is bad when you can’t even finish listening to the whole thing. FML
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+1 for the Tenacious D reference.
“Stairway to Heaven” is not even close to being my favorite Zeppelin song and I’m still deeply offended on behalf of the surviving band members. Could only get to :17… 17 horrible, horrible seconds.
“One’s a lame bird and one’s a champion”
“And our Que Beee wears number seveeeeen”
Heath Miller sounds different than I would have thought.
I’m not a Ravens fan, I’m just sick of them “winning” games in questionable fashion.
I know Ravens fans can’ read, so here are some pretty pictures that might explain reality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9YOd67vsM
Let the whining commence
“There’s Parliament, there’s Big Ben, there’s the biggest thief of Black American music, Jimmy Paige.”
@ Baromir:
So do you have the talking points memorized, or are you just reading from a sheet that you have?
It blows my mind that Ravens fans can still gripe about officiating even after the delay of game non-call in the freaking playoffs. Yeah the Santonio TD was very questionable, but the Ravens D still gave up 90+ yards in the last two minutes of a must win game, and would have at least given up a tying FG if the refs ruled him down at the goal line.
Baltimore didn’t deserve to win that game the way their D performed in crunch time.
Sorry, I just couldn’t make it all the way through. I liked the Chinese Steerers fan much better.
“You will not just beat them, you scratch them! Good Nieuws!”
“Everybody in China know this!”
Ravens better watch out, the Steelers* all probably have a new supply of HGH. Couple that with the refs in their back pocket (Super Bowl 40, and earlier vs Ravens this season), and I don’t think Baltimore has much of a chance.
What really frightens me is that the singer is completely serious.
And probably sings it to packed rooms in Pittsburgh.
Oh…my….God!!
That was like listening to a pitbull with sinus problems chomping a bucket of mayonnaise.
If I do nothing in life, at least I never did something like this. And if you show up to a party at my house with a guitar, I will light it and you on fire.
Is there a hotline I can call to begin the healing process after this vocal torture? Like 1 800 ICEPICK?
A least the guy stayed on pitch.
I don’t think you made it all the way through.
I got through 27 seconds. I don’t expect anyone to top that. Go Criminarrs!
Mother. Of. God.
Steelers suck.
Steeler fans swallow.
Genny – mix vicodin with Amber Mist and you’d be suprised at how great crappy music becomes.
You’d also become a complete spent with only enough brain power to keep the drool in your mouth, but that’s beside the point
My ears just got raped.
For reference, this is from Dave Dameshek’s podcast. You have the one-man house band Dick Banks to thank for this.
/virtually useless info
still not as bad as white people doing the soulja boy
/holds up lighter
I’m a realistic Ravens fan. They’ve had a far better season then anyone could’ve hoped for or predicted. And, let’s face it, they’ve been beaten by the Steelers either once or twice already depending on what your definition of “breaking the plane” is. I wasn’t gonna be too upset if they lost.
But bad memories of high school boys saying “No, if you really LISTEN you’ll see it’s like, it’s like a whole other world of music just opens up to you” means I want whoever made that song to be punished. I hope Ray Lewis somehow finds that guy and stabs him in the face and then finds Jesus again.
A least the guy stayed on pitch. Most fan songs end up all over the place vocally. Fellow’s got skill.
I know it takes an incredibly high tolerance for crap to make it all the way through, but I strongly recommend sticking with the song until it gets to the “And as we wind on down the road” conclusion. Holy shit is that bad.
A Ravens fan needed to hear a bad song to really want to Ravens to win?
…really? I mean, really? Previously I was just going to watch the game because it should be an amazing game no matter what. Now I really want the Ravens to win.
/knew too many high schoolers born in the 80′s who were obsessed with the Zep
//Hates the Zep and all associated with it on principle
enjoy your liveblogging. off to commune at the brass-railed altar. o foxxy gon drank. bulee that CHUH CHUH
Stillers. Buzzsaw.
/has seen weak Buzzy defense rise to occasion on critical plays too many times over too many years
needs more armadillos in the trousers.
and go, um Buzzsaw? I guess.
when the fuck did ape learn to sing?