The whole fucking team choked, not just Manning and the D.
01.05.09 at 1:55 pm
suicidewatch
and Browns, and Chargers, etc…
01.05.09 at 1:55 pm
suicidewatch
and Eagles
01.05.09 at 1:54 pm
suicidewatch
what do Peyton Manning and The Braves have in common?
1 more championship than the Vikings.
01.05.09 at 1:45 pm
Junker23
EMM VEE PEE!! EMM VEE PEE!!
01.05.09 at 1:28 pm
placekickerholder
+1 Slothrop
01.05.09 at 1:15 pm
IonlyHave1team
@sloth.. 14 straight kthx
01.05.09 at 1:12 pm
Natrone Means Business
@smurphette: And that TD pass was a freebie as the entire Chargers defense fell asleep.
01.05.09 at 1:10 pm
Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man
To be fair to the Braves, they could probably beat the Florida Gators and win a Heisman…..unlike that loser Peyton “Fetus” Manning
/Minus Tim Tebow that is
//I know that really made no sense, I just like to make fun of Vols fans
///Charles Woodson is the man!
01.05.09 at 1:00 pm
Christmas Ape
Well, at least the Braves have beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs, so I don’t know how well the analogy works.
01.05.09 at 12:45 pm
Pink
I hate you Peyton Manning. I had the colts in the bracket beating the crappy chargers. NOW I have less of a chance at winning the pot because you REALLY DO SUCK. Just as I thought. At least I know the Steelers game wont be fixed by refs who love the colts. There will be no horrible calls of interceptions being called incomplete passes. I can’t wait for Rivers to be put on his ass. A lot. YESSSSSS.
01.05.09 at 12:40 pm
Slothrop
Bobby Cox would like to remind you 13 straight division titles is waaaaaay awesomer than multiple World Championships, but instead, he’ll just sit there, quietly seething. Like Peyton, Bobby knows they’re probably watching him. Well, let them, he says. Let them see what kind of people they are. They’re not even going to swat that fly. They hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, Bobby and Peyton wouldn’t even harm a fly…”
01.05.09 at 12:34 pm
Boss Godfrey
Madden was right: It was Manning’s haircut that made them lose.
01.05.09 at 12:32 pm
Mike D
I’m so sad we lost.
*kicks a metal can on the street*
01.05.09 at 12:31 pm
LaFavre's Next Retirement
@TBG – Don’t worry, Pey Pey already blamed it on everyone else.
01.05.09 at 12:25 pm
Nate Newton's van
But that’s the NFL’s MVP!
01.05.09 at 12:18 pm
smurphette
Sorry, but this loss isn’t on the defense. They rack up 4 sacks, a fumble, and a pick, but you’re telling me the offense can’t score more than 17 fucking points in regulation? And don’t even get me started on the horrific special teams.
01.05.09 at 12:14 pm
TBG
I’m saying Peyton isn’t the Braves. The Colts are the Braves. Peyton is Alex Rodriguez.
01.05.09 at 12:11 pm
PirateParrotDrugLord
and how many superbowls have the colts been too despite their team being 12-4 since the gilded age?
01.05.09 at 12:08 pm
TBG
Really? After he went 25/42 for 310 yards 1 TD and no picks? Throw the O line and Joseph Addai up there too. And the Colts defense (excluding their defensive ends) who couldn’t make a play when they needed it.
01.05.09 at 12:08 pm
LaFavre's Next Retirement
He’s a hansome feller.
01.05.09 at 12:00 pm
smurphette
Sigh.
01.05.09 at 11:55 am
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
The real question is does Kenny Chesney make him leave the Braves jersey on during reacharounds?
01.05.09 at 11:46 am
The Browns Noise
/cries
01.05.09 at 11:39 am
TomahawkFlop
I take great offense to all of this nonsense.
01.05.09 at 11:38 am
Stylist Mick
Last time I masturbated, Belladonna was shoving baseball bats up her ass. The jersey works on multiple levels.
01.05.09 at 11:30 am
Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco
Kige?
01.05.09 at 11:29 am
Oshit Umenyiora
O AN HE CHIPPER
01.05.09 at 11:28 am
ax is back
you should have chopped him on a picture of Belladonna choking, since that’s clearly what he does best
01.05.09 at 11:25 am
Reggie Bush's Pimp
We all know he makes more money for appearances at birthdays, bat mitzvahs and bachelor parties.
01.05.09 at 11:24 am
Stylist Mick
Guys…Guys…
Jay Mariotti has called a cease fire for all this poo pooing on the internet. It’s time to grow up. Fetushead? I think a less offensive term would be choke artist extraordinaire.
01.05.09 at 11:21 am
dAndy
@ n.o. – That should be, “This here uniform is sweet!” He did play in Tennessee.
01.05.09 at 11:21 am
Christmas Ape
We’re using visual puns, yo!
01.05.09 at 11:19 am
BaCsonkaDonk
I see what you did there.
01.05.09 at 11:18 am
StuScottBooyahs
At least he has more time to double-stuff the Williams sisters
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The whole fucking team choked, not just Manning and the D.
and Browns, and Chargers, etc…
and Eagles
what do Peyton Manning and The Braves have in common?
1 more championship than the Vikings.
EMM VEE PEE!! EMM VEE PEE!!
+1 Slothrop
@sloth.. 14 straight kthx
@smurphette: And that TD pass was a freebie as the entire Chargers defense fell asleep.
To be fair to the Braves, they could probably beat the Florida Gators and win a Heisman…..unlike that loser Peyton “Fetus” Manning
/Minus Tim Tebow that is
//I know that really made no sense, I just like to make fun of Vols fans
///Charles Woodson is the man!
Well, at least the Braves have beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs, so I don’t know how well the analogy works.
I hate you Peyton Manning. I had the colts in the bracket beating the crappy chargers. NOW I have less of a chance at winning the pot because you REALLY DO SUCK. Just as I thought. At least I know the Steelers game wont be fixed by refs who love the colts. There will be no horrible calls of interceptions being called incomplete passes. I can’t wait for Rivers to be put on his ass. A lot. YESSSSSS.
Bobby Cox would like to remind you 13 straight division titles is waaaaaay awesomer than multiple World Championships, but instead, he’ll just sit there, quietly seething. Like Peyton, Bobby knows they’re probably watching him. Well, let them, he says. Let them see what kind of people they are. They’re not even going to swat that fly. They hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, Bobby and Peyton wouldn’t even harm a fly…”
Madden was right: It was Manning’s haircut that made them lose.
I’m so sad we lost.
*kicks a metal can on the street*
@TBG – Don’t worry, Pey Pey already blamed it on everyone else.
But that’s the NFL’s MVP!
Sorry, but this loss isn’t on the defense. They rack up 4 sacks, a fumble, and a pick, but you’re telling me the offense can’t score more than 17 fucking points in regulation? And don’t even get me started on the horrific special teams.
I’m saying Peyton isn’t the Braves. The Colts are the Braves. Peyton is Alex Rodriguez.
and how many superbowls have the colts been too despite their team being 12-4 since the gilded age?
Really? After he went 25/42 for 310 yards 1 TD and no picks? Throw the O line and Joseph Addai up there too. And the Colts defense (excluding their defensive ends) who couldn’t make a play when they needed it.
He’s a hansome feller.
Sigh.
The real question is does Kenny Chesney make him leave the Braves jersey on during reacharounds?
/cries
I take great offense to all of this nonsense.
Last time I masturbated, Belladonna was shoving baseball bats up her ass. The jersey works on multiple levels.
Kige?
O AN HE CHIPPER
you should have chopped him on a picture of Belladonna choking, since that’s clearly what he does best
We all know he makes more money for appearances at birthdays, bat mitzvahs and bachelor parties.
Guys…Guys…
Jay Mariotti has called a cease fire for all this poo pooing on the internet. It’s time to grow up. Fetushead? I think a less offensive term would be choke artist extraordinaire.
@ n.o. – That should be, “This here uniform is sweet!” He did play in Tennessee.
We’re using visual puns, yo!
I see what you did there.
At least he has more time to double-stuff the Williams sisters
Fetushead>Portishead
I get it, because Pey-Pey chokes, and the Braves…
“This uniform here is sweet!“
-1, everyone who was involved in this