Comments on: “This Just In: Tom, Can You Spare Some Change? Anything For a Hot Meal?”

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:49:59 +0000

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By: Downfield Matriculator

Downfield Matriculator — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:41:34 +0000

@Ottoman: Sure hope Peter King doesn’t know about Berman’s promise ring from Favre . . . PK would go all Gollum on that “We lovessss the Precious more than lattessss and unmelted KitKatsss”

By: dasteve

dasteve — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:11:03 +0000

Berman is becoming the Ron Jeramy of the sports world.

By: outofsync

outofsync — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:28:34 +0000

Golf clap, Johnny D

By: skating on glue

skating on glue — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:51:47 +0000

hey, what’s with all the Rosie O’Donell pictures?

By: James

James — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:44:59 +0000

Chris Berman

Has Not Been Funny Since 1979

By: Jews For Purple Jesus

Jews For Purple Jesus — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:26:26 +0000

and then WOP!

Berman would have screamed something else if he was on his way to interview Hines Ward. It’s not as if he could interview Anthony Fasano at the Super Bowl.

By: Johnny D

Johnny D — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:51:22 +0000

“So I jump ship in San Francisco and make my way over to Green Bay, and I get on as a talking head at a course on Lake Michigan. … You know, a talking head, a commentator, an ‘expert.’ So I tell them I’m a pro talking head and who do you think they give me? Brett Favre himself himself. The son of Irvin Favre. With the Wrangler jeans, the toughness, youthful. Striking. I’m on the first tee with him, and I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, Favre. Long. Into a 400-foot trench he just plowed with his bare hands. You know what Favre says? ‘Aw cummonthere ballyimma findja anhitcha agin!’ So we finish 18 and he’s gonna stiff me! And I says, ‘Hey, Favre! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort. You know.’ And he says to me, ‘Cummonthere Boomer yaknowimmagitya wunnadem signedpigskins dunnyaworrybout nuthin.’ So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.”

By: LaFavre's Next Retirement

LaFavre's Next Retirement — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:32:39 +0000

It’s obvious he’s stolen Tony K’s hairdresser.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:27:43 +0000

Boy, Phil Collins sure has fallen apart since Genesis broke up.