“This Just In: Tom, Can You Spare Some Change? Anything For a Hot Meal?”
Someone dipped into the deux-deux-deuxs pretty heavily this morning. It’s like his hair was going to stay in place and then WOP!
Maj said Boomer has obviously been drinking his TrimSpa brand fortified wine. I say he is only the latest victim of the array of diseases Leinart is spreading around Tampa.
UPDATE: “Why you intelview the knee? It go tark funny!”
Tags: chris berman, looks like Ron Burgundy on a bender, matt leinart, must have yelled at his makeup people, xmas ape
January 27th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
“You shouldn’t be touching anybody” is something Leinart needs to hear all the time, flu or no flu.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!
Iracane is rolling over in his fancy baseball blog as we speak.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
“Hey Tom, now, we all know the moon isn’t made of green cheese. But what if it was made of hot dogs? Would you eat it then? I know I would.”
January 27th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Wow, Kevin Spacey is not aging well at all.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@johnny d: DO YOU WANT TO GO TO MARS WITH A DEAD GUY AND A HAM SANDWICH? IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Berman shook Leinart’s hand but has wanted to suck Sean Morey’s dick all week.
/Morey went to Brown
January 27th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
The codeine enhanced pain reliever smuggled in the rectum of justice.
I am… Deux Deux Deux.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Chris Berman
ESPN Anchor and Commentator since 1979
Lame jokes and nicknames past it’s prime since 1989.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Guys? Guys! It’s me! Boomer! TJ! Key! Stink! Ditka! Oh my sweet Ditka!
January 27th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
@bk: I can’t find the caray skit with him on mars anywhere, do you have a link perchance?
January 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I can’t think of anyone else that could pull off a comb-over and a mullet. Paging Gene Keady! Paging Gene Keady!
January 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Actually, the more I think about it, Emmitt has to be Brick. And Berman looks more like a hungover Champ Kind than anything. He looks like a man who would shit an entire squirrel.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
It’s like he’s never worked in television before.
Jesus!
January 27th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@first-national: he was interviewing astronaut linda ham… my work computer has no speakers so i can’t be 100% sure, but this should be the video i quoted before…
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35459856
January 27th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Is that a wedding ring on Berman’s finger?
January 27th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Is that a wedding ring on Berman’s finger?
I think it’s a promise ring from Favre.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
He’s actually doesn’t realize he’s on TV at that moment. He thinks he’s talking to the little devil on his shoulder that’s telling him to make a pass at Andrea Kremer later on.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
It’s good to see the Geico Cavemen are still finding work on TV.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Boy, Phil Collins sure has fallen apart since Genesis broke up.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
It’s obvious he’s stolen Tony K’s hairdresser.
January 27th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
“So I jump ship in San Francisco and make my way over to Green Bay, and I get on as a talking head at a course on Lake Michigan. … You know, a talking head, a commentator, an ‘expert.’ So I tell them I’m a pro talking head and who do you think they give me? Brett Favre himself himself. The son of Irvin Favre. With the Wrangler jeans, the toughness, youthful. Striking. I’m on the first tee with him, and I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, Favre. Long. Into a 400-foot trench he just plowed with his bare hands. You know what Favre says? ‘Aw cummonthere ballyimma findja anhitcha agin!’ So we finish 18 and he’s gonna stiff me! And I says, ‘Hey, Favre! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort. You know.’ And he says to me, ‘Cummonthere Boomer yaknowimmagitya wunnadem signedpigskins dunnyaworrybout nuthin.’ So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.”
January 27th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
and then WOP!
Berman would have screamed something else if he was on his way to interview Hines Ward. It’s not as if he could interview Anthony Fasano at the Super Bowl.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Chris Berman
Has Not Been Funny Since 1979
January 27th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
hey, what’s with all the Rosie O’Donell pictures?
January 27th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Golf clap, Johnny D
January 28th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Berman is becoming the Ron Jeramy of the sports world.
January 28th, 2009 at 2:41 am
@Ottoman: Sure hope Peter King doesn’t know about Berman’s promise ring from Favre . . . PK would go all Gollum on that “We lovessss the Precious more than lattessss and unmelted KitKatsss”
January 28th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Knee been scope many time, but feer learry, learry good now. Want pray footbarr soon or Rongrastname choke and rose game to led bild. No can happen.