Someone dipped into the deux-deux-deuxs pretty heavily this morning. It’s like his hair was going to stay in place and then WOP!
Maj said Boomer has obviously been drinking his TrimSpa brand fortified wine. I say he is only the latest victim of the array of diseases Leinart is spreading around Tampa.
UPDATE: “Why you intelview the knee? It go tark funny!”
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Knee been scope many time, but feer learry, learry good now. Want pray footbarr soon or Rongrastname choke and rose game to led bild. No can happen.
@Ottoman: Sure hope Peter King doesn’t know about Berman’s promise ring from Favre . . . PK would go all Gollum on that “We lovessss the Precious more than lattessss and unmelted KitKatsss”
Berman is becoming the Ron Jeramy of the sports world.
Golf clap, Johnny D
hey, what’s with all the Rosie O’Donell pictures?
Chris Berman
Has Not Been Funny Since 1979
and then WOP!
Berman would have screamed something else if he was on his way to interview Hines Ward. It’s not as if he could interview Anthony Fasano at the Super Bowl.
“So I jump ship in San Francisco and make my way over to Green Bay, and I get on as a talking head at a course on Lake Michigan. … You know, a talking head, a commentator, an ‘expert.’ So I tell them I’m a pro talking head and who do you think they give me? Brett Favre himself himself. The son of Irvin Favre. With the Wrangler jeans, the toughness, youthful. Striking. I’m on the first tee with him, and I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter, Favre. Long. Into a 400-foot trench he just plowed with his bare hands. You know what Favre says? ‘Aw cummonthere ballyimma findja anhitcha agin!’ So we finish 18 and he’s gonna stiff me! And I says, ‘Hey, Favre! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort. You know.’ And he says to me, ‘Cummonthere Boomer yaknowimmagitya wunnadem signedpigskins dunnyaworrybout nuthin.’ So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.”
It’s obvious he’s stolen Tony K’s hairdresser.
Boy, Phil Collins sure has fallen apart since Genesis broke up.
It’s good to see the Geico Cavemen are still finding work on TV.
He’s actually doesn’t realize he’s on TV at that moment. He thinks he’s talking to the little devil on his shoulder that’s telling him to make a pass at Andrea Kremer later on.
Is that a wedding ring on Berman’s finger?
I think it’s a promise ring from Favre.
Is that a wedding ring on Berman’s finger?
@first-national: he was interviewing astronaut linda ham… my work computer has no speakers so i can’t be 100% sure, but this should be the video i quoted before…
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=35459856
It’s like he’s never worked in television before.
Jesus!
Actually, the more I think about it, Emmitt has to be Brick. And Berman looks more like a hungover Champ Kind than anything. He looks like a man who would shit an entire squirrel.
I can’t think of anyone else that could pull off a comb-over and a mullet. Paging Gene Keady! Paging Gene Keady!
@bk: I can’t find the caray skit with him on mars anywhere, do you have a link perchance?
Guys? Guys! It’s me! Boomer! TJ! Key! Stink! Ditka! Oh my sweet Ditka!
Chris Berman
ESPN Anchor and Commentator since 1979
Lame jokes and nicknames past it’s prime since 1989.
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
The codeine enhanced pain reliever smuggled in the rectum of justice.
I am… Deux Deux Deux.
Berman shook Leinart’s hand but has wanted to suck Sean Morey’s dick all week.
/Morey went to Brown
@johnny d: DO YOU WANT TO GO TO MARS WITH A DEAD GUY AND A HAM SANDWICH? IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION.
Wow, Kevin Spacey is not aging well at all.
“Hey Tom, now, we all know the moon isn’t made of green cheese. But what if it was made of hot dogs? Would you eat it then? I know I would.”
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!
Iracane is rolling over in his fancy baseball blog as we speak.
“You shouldn’t be touching anybody” is something Leinart needs to hear all the time, flu or no flu.