The Report Card for Your Life Just Came In. Wanna Know What You Got?
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January 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Wow, that family needs a shower.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
That family needs foster care and an IUD.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I. Am. Speechless.
Also, man nipple? Not cool dude.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He forgot to add “Never forget.”
January 7th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
so, does my JETS 8-8 1999 tattoo get a C then by your standards?
January 7th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
At least the Dino’s Pizza tattoo probably gets him a free small Coke with the purchase of two large pizzas.
The Lions tattoo will earn him nothing but that 15 seconds of fame, which will result in him becoming an object of derision until he moves to a new trailer park around Flint.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’ve seen worse.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I’d hit it.
No… wait.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Why didn’t he get it on his lower back so all of his boyfriends can read it too?
/He’s a Lions fan, he’s familar with getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis
January 7th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Nothin’ wrong with man nipple, but the tat ruins it. Chests should remain tat-free.
January 7th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Sure as hell beats a bunch of bandwagon Massholes getting Patriots tattoos in the past seven years.
/ducks
January 7th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@FMRA – This?
http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=4798
January 7th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I think I’ve seen this story before from the 8 Mile DVD bonus materials.
@junker23
+1
January 7th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@CC – A pox on you for that source link. Shampoo, anyone?
January 7th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
i’m not pregnant it’s just gas? did anyone hear kornheiser just say that?
January 7th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
That guy is high as giraffe pussy…
January 7th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@futurmrs: If by “seen” you mean “dated,” then yes.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
it took me about 10 minutes to figure out why there was no red dash for the “K”
/after 15 yrs. in SF i never use that word
January 7th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I don’t think is supposed to be a word there. I do use that word though, one of my faves.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Sportcenter crawller says Cowboys release Pacman. I assume Paman ain’t down widit, but will wait for official report of Pacman’s level of not bein down widit.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt (sort of) and assume he lost a bet.
@greenman: And a glorious era it was.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
His last name is Carr, so I suppose it runs in the family.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I’m seriously reevaluating my devotion to the NFL.
Holy shit.
January 7th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
See? I’m too late to save this poor soul, but with me in place as Lions GM/President a chest will never go 0-16 again.
Let’s make this happen people. Help me before your chest suffers the same malady.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I popped back to the Pats video too, and when a tattoo artist thinks you are crazy, you have gone to a new level.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Better Patriot Tattoo
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7585/patsyj7.jpg
January 7th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Apparently Pat the Patriot went and became a bedouin. I’d say that’s an upgrade.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I’m all about this actually. You separate yourself from the fair weather dipshit Boston fans just by pulling up your shirt and saying “Hey asshole, THIS is what I’ve been through”
Makes the good years that much more awesome
January 7th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@Junker23: And a crying eagle.
January 7th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
i can smell the fucking B.O. thru that picture! take it off please!
January 7th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Detroit Dipshit Douchebag………….has no grade point average.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:24 am
I don’t know — I can see the “badge of honour” aspect. And given the (faint) chance of being able to bare it to obnoxious bandwagon fans as the Lions make a Super Bowl run in, like, 2027, it might actually be worth it.
Besides, it beats another fucking koi fish.
January 8th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Yeah, on the one hand, it’s dumb and you should want to disassociate yourself with that abortion of a season rather than have a daily reminder of that shit (plus what happens when you’re 60 and the NFL has been absorbed by China, like everything else. How annoying will it be to have to explain that during the heart surgeries he will almost undoubtedly need?)
On the other hand, it beats the shit out of a tribal armband or a Japanese character or something stupid like that.
January 8th, 2009 at 1:32 am
what do we think Megatron has to say about all of this?
January 8th, 2009 at 1:37 am
@Nitro: Fuck me, someone walks around with that piece of shit on their body? Permanently? PWNED!!!1!
@SSB: I hear you, but we’re talking about the Lions, here: There are no good years.
January 8th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Punching oneself in the balls for 5 minutes straight is a smarter choice then that tattoo.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:00 am
That must have been one hell of a bet that guy lost.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Wow. I guess the Thug Life Tattoo across his abs was just too much to endure. That tat is gonna be the reason that guy jumps off a bridge one of these days. Emo Lion?
January 21st, 2009 at 12:12 am
Thanks for anyone that had anything good to say about me even if just a little. But for all the people that are putting down my family thats not cool man why mess with family? And nobody even knows me so dont judge me or my family i doubt your so much better than me Cant We All Just Get Along!
December 19th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Some handy hints, thanks. Will keep me busy for a while.