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Wow, that family needs a shower.
That family needs foster care and an IUD.
I. Am. Speechless.
Also, man nipple? Not cool dude.
He forgot to add “Never forget.”
so, does my JETS 8-8 1999 tattoo get a C then by your standards?
At least the Dino’s Pizza tattoo probably gets him a free small Coke with the purchase of two large pizzas.
The Lions tattoo will earn him nothing but that 15 seconds of fame, which will result in him becoming an object of derision until he moves to a new trailer park around Flint.
I’ve seen worse.
I’d hit it.
Why didn’t he get it on his lower back so all of his boyfriends can read it too?
/He’s a Lions fan, he’s familar with getting fucked in the ass on a regular basis
Nothin’ wrong with man nipple, but the tat ruins it. Chests should remain tat-free.
I dunno, I thought it was pretty cool. Sure as hell beats a bunch of bandwagon Massholes getting Patriots tattoos in the past seven years.
@FMRA – This?
I think I’ve seen this story before from the 8 Mile DVD bonus materials.
@CC – A pox on you for that source link. Shampoo, anyone?
i’m not pregnant it’s just gas? did anyone hear kornheiser just say that?
That guy is high as giraffe pussy…
@futurmrs: If by “seen” you mean “dated,” then yes.
it took me about 10 minutes to figure out why there was no red dash for the “K”
/after 15 yrs. in SF i never use that word
I don’t think is supposed to be a word there. I do use that word though, one of my faves.
Sportcenter crawller says Cowboys release Pacman. I assume Paman ain’t down widit, but will wait for official report of Pacman’s level of not bein down widit.
I’m going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt (sort of) and assume he lost a bet.
@greenman: And a glorious era it was.
His last name is Carr, so I suppose it runs in the family.
I’m seriously reevaluating my devotion to the NFL.
See? I’m too late to save this poor soul, but with me in place as Lions GM/President a chest will never go 0-16 again.
Let’s make this happen people. Help me before your chest suffers the same malady.
I popped back to the Pats video too, and when a tattoo artist thinks you are crazy, you have gone to a new level.
Better Patriot Tattoo
Apparently Pat the Patriot went and became a bedouin. I’d say that’s an upgrade.
I’m all about this actually. You separate yourself from the fair weather dipshit Boston fans just by pulling up your shirt and saying “Hey asshole, THIS is what I’ve been through”
Makes the good years that much more awesome
@Junker23: And a crying eagle.
i can smell the fucking B.O. thru that picture! take it off please!
Detroit Dipshit Douchebag………….has no grade point average.
I don’t know — I can see the “badge of honour” aspect. And given the (faint) chance of being able to bare it to obnoxious bandwagon fans as the Lions make a Super Bowl run in, like, 2027, it might actually be worth it.
Besides, it beats another fucking koi fish.
Yeah, on the one hand, it’s dumb and you should want to disassociate yourself with that abortion of a season rather than have a daily reminder of that shit (plus what happens when you’re 60 and the NFL has been absorbed by China, like everything else. How annoying will it be to have to explain that during the heart surgeries he will almost undoubtedly need?)
On the other hand, it beats the shit out of a tribal armband or a Japanese character or something stupid like that.
what do we think Megatron has to say about all of this?
@Nitro: Fuck me, someone walks around with that piece of shit on their body? Permanently? PWNED!!!1!
@SSB: I hear you, but we’re talking about the Lions, here: There are no good years.
Punching oneself in the balls for 5 minutes straight is a smarter choice then that tattoo.
That must have been one hell of a bet that guy lost.
Wow. I guess the Thug Life Tattoo across his abs was just too much to endure. That tat is gonna be the reason that guy jumps off a bridge one of these days. Emo Lion?
Thanks for anyone that had anything good to say about me even if just a little. But for all the people that are putting down my family thats not cool man why mess with family? And nobody even knows me so dont judge me or my family i doubt your so much better than me Cant We All Just Get Along!
Some handy hints, thanks. Will keep me busy for a while.
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