Comments on: The Rapist Squeal of the Ratbirds Haunts Chadwick’s Dreams

By: Mike D

Mike D — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:38:18 +0000

*looks up paucity*

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:20:38 +0000

PT9: Douchebag

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:20:06 +0000

@Jay

No, no, that made perfect sense.

/Picks bong back up

By: Chris

Chris — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:02:18 +0000

The irony is they air Cialis Boner Pill commercials every other break on CBS. It’s like they encourage your sexuality without giving you any eye candy to reinforce it.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TEST YOUR PRODUCT WITHOUT IMAGES OF NAUGHTY CHEERLEADER TAINT TO EXCITE US?

Oh and it does appear Minnesota does have some cheerleaders roaming the sidelines. Fox is usually good about showing the goods since they know their core audience. Bupkiss today thus far, however. I’ll let somebody from the Minneapolis/St. Paul area try to explain this but I suspect their abundance of dairy products and cheese has left their women a bit too Rubenesque for Fox.

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:46:18 +0000

I do like the placing of the statbar. It’s like CBS realised the reminder that Pennington celebrated being named the Comeback Player of the Year by freebasing a lot of coke and being so stoned that the colours started to flow into one giant rainbow would cause Miami fans to start making suicide pacts, so they put some titties underneath it to soften the blow.

OK, even I lost my train of thought there. Apologies.

By: L

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:29:40 +0000

NBC shows a lot of gratuitous poontang during games, pretty much every other network pales in comparison.

By: Rich

Rich — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:19:02 +0000

Argh, this $40 is eating a hole in my pocket and I can’t decide whether to take the Iggles or the Vikes. At least I won’t be rooting against an African-American quarterback either way, you know us liberals love African-American quarterbacks. Or we just hate Rush Limbaugh. Either way it’s liberal. Trust me.

By: Starburied

Starburied — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:16:21 +0000

I look at forward to the cheerleaders because I like their hairstyles.

/also looks at Playboy for the articles

By: LaFavre's Next Interception

LaFavre's Next Interception — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:11:25 +0000

NBC 2, CBS 0

By: DavidtheUnderpantsGnome

DavidtheUnderpantsGnome — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:11:17 +0000

Fox can’t even cocktease us with cheerleader shots because the Viqueens don’t have ‘em, right?

I don’t know what’s worse, blue balls at barely any bewbs or no chance at bewbs.