The Rapist Squeal of the Ratbirds Haunts Chadwick’s Dreams
Well, that was by far the least interesting of the playoff games thus far. Kudos to the Ravens for their first playoff win in seven years. Perhaps Miami’s commitment to the Wildcat against an opponent that has already quelled it wasn’t the best call. That and ever giving the ball to Ted Ginn.
Ed Reed got two picks, returned one to the house and never even thought about lateraling one. To me, that’s probably the most remarkable story of the early game. That the Vikings should be happy that one of those vaunted road favorites got a win so fate isn’t so obviously setting them up to shit the bed.
And fuck CBS for the paucity of cheerleader shots in Miami.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Yes, fuck CBS, violently.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
CBS needs to meet Jerramy Stevens outside the club.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I mean, sideline shots of Ray Lewis are quite seductive.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Fox can’t even cocktease us with cheerleader shots because the Viqueens don’t have ‘em, right?
I don’t know what’s worse, blue balls at barely any bewbs or no chance at bewbs.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
NBC 2, CBS 0
January 4th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I look at forward to the cheerleaders because I like their hairstyles.
/also looks at Playboy for the articles
January 4th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Argh, this $40 is eating a hole in my pocket and I can’t decide whether to take the Iggles or the Vikes. At least I won’t be rooting against an African-American quarterback either way, you know us liberals love African-American quarterbacks. Or we just hate Rush Limbaugh. Either way it’s liberal. Trust me.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
NBC shows a lot of gratuitous poontang during games, pretty much every other network pales in comparison.
January 4th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I do like the placing of the statbar. It’s like CBS realised the reminder that Pennington celebrated being named the Comeback Player of the Year by freebasing a lot of coke and being so stoned that the colours started to flow into one giant rainbow would cause Miami fans to start making suicide pacts, so they put some titties underneath it to soften the blow.
OK, even I lost my train of thought there. Apologies.
January 4th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
The irony is they air Cialis Boner Pill commercials every other break on CBS. It’s like they encourage your sexuality without giving you any eye candy to reinforce it.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TEST YOUR PRODUCT WITHOUT IMAGES OF NAUGHTY CHEERLEADER TAINT TO EXCITE US?
Oh and it does appear Minnesota does have some cheerleaders roaming the sidelines. Fox is usually good about showing the goods since they know their core audience. Bupkiss today thus far, however. I’ll let somebody from the Minneapolis/St. Paul area try to explain this but I suspect their abundance of dairy products and cheese has left their women a bit too Rubenesque for Fox.
January 4th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
@Jay
No, no, that made perfect sense.
/Picks bong back up
January 4th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
CA;dr
January 4th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
PT9: Douchebag
January 5th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
*looks up paucity*