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	<title>Comments on: The NFL Needs a Hero</title>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-nfl-needs-a-hero.html/comment-page-1#comment-99410</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GO STEELERS!!!!!!!</description>
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		<title>By: Beef Moe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beef Moe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hatred of Steeler and Raven fans aside, am I the only one who is excited about the ACTUAL game itself? It&#039;ll be two teams beating the shit out of each other, which I&#039;m all for. As long as there is blood I don&#039;t care who wins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hatred of Steeler and Raven fans aside, am I the only one who is excited about the ACTUAL game itself? It&#8217;ll be two teams beating the shit out of each other, which I&#8217;m all for. As long as there is blood I don&#8217;t care who wins.</p>
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		<title>By: Peter King's Mole</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peter King's Mole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Joe!!!  Where you goin&#039; wit that gun in ya hand...  Hey Joe!!

///Hendrix</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Joe!!!  Where you goin&#8217; wit that gun in ya hand&#8230;  Hey Joe!!</p>
<p>///Hendrix</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only thing I don&#039;t get is why Steeler Fans are the only ones who will wear their jerseys at the airport...I&#039;ve been to almost every airport in the States and you see business people, families and Steeler fans (and yes they&#039;re all ugly, did that even need to be added?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only thing I don&#8217;t get is why Steeler Fans are the only ones who will wear their jerseys at the airport&#8230;I&#8217;ve been to almost every airport in the States and you see business people, families and Steeler fans (and yes they&#8217;re all ugly, did that even need to be added?)</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the Children were sayin&#039;:

We Don&#039;t Need Another Hero

Fuck! I mixed my action movie metaphors.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the Children were sayin&#8217;:</p>
<p>We Don&#8217;t Need Another Hero</p>
<p>Fuck! I mixed my action movie metaphors.</p>
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		<title>By: Conrad Dobler</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-nfl-needs-a-hero.html/comment-page-1#comment-99342</link>
		<dc:creator>Conrad Dobler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get behind these Ravens fans, you don&#039;t want to be in front of them.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/retard-ravens-fans1.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get behind these Ravens fans, you don&#8217;t want to be in front of them.<br />
<a href="http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/retard-ravens-fans1.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/retard-ravens-fans1.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: Dum Bunny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dum Bunny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Only a Steelers, Cowboys, or Pats fan could ever believe that all fan bases are equally douchey. Although, Steeler fans, you&#039;re still definitely a million times better than Pats fans, of course.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only a Steelers, Cowboys, or Pats fan could ever believe that all fan bases are equally douchey. Although, Steeler fans, you&#8217;re still definitely a million times better than Pats fans, of course.</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;All fanbases have assholes &lt;/i&gt;

Yeah, but theirs stink more.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>All fanbases have assholes </i></p>
<p>Yeah, but theirs stink more.</p>
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		<title>By: yournamehere</title>
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		<dc:creator>yournamehere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:28:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If everyone would just agree to like all of the teams I like, none of this animosity would be necessary.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If everyone would just agree to like all of the teams I like, none of this animosity would be necessary.</p>
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		<title>By: Vince Young Sausage</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-nfl-needs-a-hero.html/comment-page-1#comment-99319</link>
		<dc:creator>Vince Young Sausage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Should be a great game.  Steeelrs and Ravens played two very close games already this year and since both teams play great D, the game should stay close and exciting the whole way through.  Sounds like drama enough for most folks to enjoy the show but, hey, if you need to rev up your pretend hate-on for the Stillers, then hate away.

Although, if you need to fake a good hate-on to enjoy a game that your hometown team isn&#039;t playing in, then Knifey seems far more hateable than any Stiller.  Accessory to murder is pretty loathsome in my book.  Flacco.  Ed Reed.  Derrick Mason.  Todd Heap.  Great players.  Ray Lewis?  Piece of shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should be a great game.  Steeelrs and Ravens played two very close games already this year and since both teams play great D, the game should stay close and exciting the whole way through.  Sounds like drama enough for most folks to enjoy the show but, hey, if you need to rev up your pretend hate-on for the Stillers, then hate away.</p>
<p>Although, if you need to fake a good hate-on to enjoy a game that your hometown team isn&#8217;t playing in, then Knifey seems far more hateable than any Stiller.  Accessory to murder is pretty loathsome in my book.  Flacco.  Ed Reed.  Derrick Mason.  Todd Heap.  Great players.  Ray Lewis?  Piece of shit.</p>
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