Comments on: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 3rd Seed — Miami Dolphins

By: claude balls

claude balls — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:43:05 +0000

QUIT TALKING WHEN I TALK!

That’s some funny shit right there. Excuse while I go change my pants.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:37:41 +0000

Simmons on September 25:

“As the trash-talking e-mails from Dolphins fans came pouring in Sunday, I laughed the same way someone from Goldman Sachs would laugh after getting a ball-busting e-mail from one of the custodians at Lehman Brothers. Please keep them coming.”

Looks like Goldman Sachs forgot about the laws of Peezynomics.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:59:13 +0000

I just picture Chad coming into the room and being like “oh heyyyy Joseph. That’s a nice mirror you got there. Don’t go talking bad though, I kind of think the guy in the mirror is a nice person. *wink* Wanna help me unload these Home Depot supplies I bought to help build homes for the elderly?”

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:02:13 +0000

Chad Pennington is a rookie?

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:57:25 +0000

Can’t we just have the game decided by a knife fight between Ray-Ray and Peezy at the 50 yard line? This game is going to be brutal. Two rookie QB’s facing two good defenses.

If the game was anyplace but Miami, they’d have 8,000 seats available just like in Minnesota.

By: HonoluluHoo

HonoluluHoo — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:54:08 +0000

How long did it take Chloris to flip that coin in the coin toss. She just stared at it…one, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand…Sanchez finally reached out to jolt her awake and she tossed it. hilarious. Not as funny as Peezy lines. ya nailed Porter. Nailed it. HH@showoffsports.com

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:57:43 +0000

uh…Monkey…that “the list of things I wanted to violate his asshole with after the 2005 game was long and spiky” line…way too much info.

And yes, it is disrespectful!

Fuck Miami btw!

By: Johnny Drama

Johnny Drama — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:44:30 +0000

“YEAH, YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND TALK! AIN’T GONNA DO SHIT!”

That’s another shot at Porter. Clone or no clone.
Peezy don’t play that shit.
Watch your back, Ape!

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:46:34 +0000

Peezy gets a pass because he’s so hilarious as a KSKarakter. However, the list of things I wanted to violate his asshole with after the 2005 game was long and spiky, much like the dildo listed at the top of the list.

By: Gihyou

Gihyou — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 01:15:13 +0000

The Dolphins kept the Pats out of the playoffs, they haven’t been relevant for this entire decade and will probably suck again next year. And they’re playing the Ravens. I’m having trouble generating hate here. Even if they do have Peezy.