Comments on: The Fackin’ Cahhdinals? WHAT THE FACK?!

By: porky1

porky1 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:16:05 +0000

Tuck Rule, Rodney Harrison, and hours of videotape.

But OTHER teams are the lucky cheats. I get it!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:25:12 +0000

I love how desperate Pats fans are to tarnish other teams’ accomplishments, considering their team was caught and punished by the NFL for breaking the rules over the span of their entire dynasty. Jump on the HGH story, but not a single Steeler has been linked to it and the NFL doesn’t consider there to be any validity to any claims otherwise. I’m sure, sans any proof of cheating, you’ll jump to “the refs” which is a fine recourse for any team that benefited so greatly from the Tuck Rule.

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:56:25 +0000

Does anyone else think the Steelers’ two titles this decade are tainted by lucking out of having to face the Pats? Because I do.

The SB they have won this decade is tainted for another reason altogether. The Pats have nothing to do with it.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:12:16 +0000

Does anyone else think the Steelers’ two titles this decade are tainted by lucking out of having to face the Pats?

Not anyone who isn’t Tawwme or a similar cartoonishly retarded Masshole. And helping to eliminate the Pats from the playoffs doesn’t equal “lucking out.” Had New England won the AFC East, they would have been destroyed just as horribly by the Ravens as the Dolphins were. Nothing would have changed. Especially not your whining.

By: Thanksgiving Chimp

Thanksgiving Chimp — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:34:38 +0000

Yeah nice work, Ape. You beat the Pats in the regular season. Two AFC titles won IN PITTSBURGH say hello. Does anyone else think the Steelers’ two titles this decade are tainted by lucking out of having to face the Pats? Because I do.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:56:36 +0000

Makes sense, intheq. Tawmee would talk about 2004. Anything to avoid discussing the curb-stomping that happened in Week 13.

By: nfsffw

nfsffw — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:08:54 +0000

@porky1
Tawmmy just discovered Jim Rice a couple weeks ago and really has no idea who Dewey Evans is. His allegiance to the Sawx goes way back to 2004, when they traded that MexiDahkie Nomah and made their white catcher Captain. This was all Tahmmy’s idear = NO ONE DENIES THIS!

@H Cuz
Word on Barstool, but to be fair Jerry is a good writer, he just doesn’t post as much as the other dude. And Guess That Ass is a fine feature.

By: intheq

intheq — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:43:30 +0000

how can Tawmee from Quinzee post and nawt tawk about the 2005 AFC championship game? that shit wuz the balls! FOOOOORRRTEE-ONE to twentee-seven. are you fawkin kiddin me?!? those chumps think they belawng in the supahbowl?? fack me. my neighbahs chihuahuas gawt more integra-tee than that dahkie hines waaahd. nevamind they-ah quahtaback cahn’t even drive a motahcycle. hey ben – come to bawston – we’ll give you a fackin tricycle to ride around quinzee centah. they-ah ahh no patree-ahts. bawston knows the real winnahs ahh the pats!!!!

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:03:05 +0000

I don’t know if it’s the meth I breathed in today from a nearby creek…but I found myself agreeing with Tawwmmy…the Supah Bawl will sack! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

By: ivn

ivn — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:39:18 +0000

only mistake I saw (as someone who grew up in Boston): “Arizona” is pronounced “Arizoner” in general 617/857 vernacular. otherwise these are all very accurate…no one denies this.