Comments on: The Continuing Adventures of Tony and Jess: The Chili Cook-Off

By: Markus

Markus — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:33:11 +0000

They say she carved those pants out of a bigger pair!

By: larchlion

larchlion — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:02:02 +0000

as an addendum, seriously…you’re the QB for the Cowboys in a city full of tail and you need your agent to call some fame whores’ publicists to set up dates?

he should dump her and go all Mutombo next time he walks into the Loon, “who wants to sex Dikembe????”

By: larchlion

larchlion — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:59:40 +0000

I think I speak for all Dallasites when I say Romo doesn’t come across as near the pussy-whipped douche as he needs to in these.

By: GPF

GPF — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:57:07 +0000

+10 on the simpsons reference.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:11:24 +0000

I swear, one day women will learn that just it’s generally a bad idea to have all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas. At least I hope we do.

Thank you, I’m glad someone said this. Generally the clothes or lack of clothes on fashion models works for me, but then you see the high waisted, mom jeans with the double belt look and YOU KNOW, that was designed by some gay man who didn’t care about the chick, just about how his ugly shit looked on a 90 pound model.

/does this rant belong on WWTDD?
//hopes not, but Jess is a real fatty now

By: Genny

Genny — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:59:22 +0000

@DeepFriar – Hot Pants are obviously a high innovative and conceptual take on the vagina dentata mythology, in that they are meant to represent pants being devoured by the vagina.

At least that’s what it looks like when anyone over a size 4 wears them.

By: Lucky Like Little

Lucky Like Little — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:58:42 +0000

A straight man designed the bikini right?

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:13:46 +0000

Also, should have used
[Tony putts for birdie - intercepted]

By: DeepFriar

DeepFriar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:12:03 +0000

@Genny -
all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas
explain hot pants, then

By: Genny

Genny — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:04:40 +0000

Goddamnit… I hate to do this because it’s freaking Jessica Simpson, but high waisted pants make ALL women look fat. Seriously, not even supermodels can pull them off without looking bloated through the “gunt” or “fupa” region, as y’all so lovingly call it. That cute little muffin top going on is pretty par for the course too, and her tig ol’ bitties just make it look more significant than it would otherwise.

I swear, one day women will learn that just it’s generally a bad idea to have all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas. At least I hope we do.