The Cards Santa Hat is Way Strong
01.29.09Jerry Fitzharold and Edgie Wedgie are cold lampin’, dropping 23 bars of hot fire, chillin’ on the one, fresh to def, going for dolo and all the other stuff they picked up listening to Gang Starr’s Greatest Hits CD (Cop that shit!).
They’re also spitting rhymes outside the Pink Taco. Careful not to trample the field in its nice resting spot outside the stadium!
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These two ass pirates should submit this video for a tryout to be on next season’s edition of TOOL ACADEMY.
My school has a program for people like this. It’s called “mainstreaming.”
wow. cardinals fans are pathetic.
Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir… of Her Majesty’s S.A.S. Retired, of course.
Fact, Will Leitch and Jerry Fitzharold have never been photographed together, fact.
OK, this changes things a little bit. After that last post, I had Steeler’s fans winning the douchiosity contest hands down. Plus, Ape is only 1 man against 3, so I have to cut a little slack for that. I think it’s best to wait for the weekend to declare a winner. You have 3 days Ape and you’re way behind.
“Last name Warner, First name Kurt
Him and Fitzgerald are like Ernie and Burt”
That says it all, yep.
/not that there’s………..
If I thought these two were serious, I’d be embarrassed for all football fans. But I don’t think they are serious, so it’s kinda genius. The fog was a nice touch.
“The Caucasian race no longer has a right to exist.”
THIS is what it took to get you there ?!
Those jerseys still have the tags on them from Modells. Bet they had a run on them the last two weeks.
@Ape – that’s because there was no defense there and… oh, I see what you did there. Well played, sir. And for the record, fat Rob is disavowed, but #47 is a keeper
Those kids remind me of that mysterious anonymous Steelers fan whose picture was featured on here recently. You know, the one making the “I’m hardcore” face while wearing the Pitt jersey and pointing at the yellow towel. Come on, you know, that guy that looks just like Michael Rappaport. I think he used to work for the Washington Post or something.
Let me see if I have this right. Wedgie got a woody looking at Polamalu’s ass on SportsCenter, but Polamalu is the one who should be embarrassed?
First seaman and now this. The Caucasian race no longer has a right to exist.
Hey, I didn’t see you trying to defend fat crying Giants fan. Likewise do I disown that dude.
Ape – I cannot take your swipes at other fan bases seriously again until you’ve explained this abomination. Any semblance of a defense by you was conspicuously absent from that post…
What a couple of idiots. Cardinals CHIRP!
Cardinal fans TWEET!
Lil’ Ronnie says bring it…I’ll be in the rubble of the RCA Dome.
What a couple of idiots. Cardinals CHIRP!
In the future, we’ll remember YouTube as a fun experiment that was considered a failure because humanity simply couldn’t be trusted with it.
That was much too painful to view this early in the morning.
Didn’t say it was like Gang Starr. Just making a joke about kids learning hip-hop cliches from a popular group.
OlSchoRaFlaWa! (old school rap flame war)
HowTF does that remind any one of GS. More like Curtis Blow.
If I found my son doing this, I’d disown his ass
At least they’re keeping it real. You know, lounging next to each other near the fireplace.
Any chance they will try to emulate their hero, Eazy-E, and get AIDS?
still not as bad as this
http://deadspin.com/5139117/the-pop-rocks-are-somewhat-awesome-up-past-their-bedtime#c10303290
/baiting Steeler fans
Can’t see the video, but I’ll assume those two idiots suck as rappers and yes, Guru and Premiere would bust their shit for trying to steal the Gangstarr style.
Gifted
Unlimited
Rhymes
Universal
Homey I’m tired of these crackas parkin like this
Walkin like this
From the concrete when they chalkin like this
And videos in a trick pose in a throwback
Holdin a gat
Aint gon bust and know that ////crip for life and what not
Jerry Fitzharold!? I got him in my Law Firm fantasy league, the guys an absolute mensch.
Only took 2 posts for the Gangstarr reference, solid.
Its good to see Wedge getting playing time.
Guru would stomp both these idiots after breaking their rhymes like the kids’ toys they are.
re- re- re- re- red n white… caaaaaawwww
Shit’s catchy.