Thanks San Diego, Now I Have to Root for the Ravens
Well, that sucked. Next week’s winner of the Ravens-Steelers AFC Championship (guhhhhhh) will be your Super Bowl XLIII champion. AND we lost our Marmalard character in the process. Fuck.
I was at a bar for the game today, and there were two Steelers fans in the bar. How did I know they were Steelers fans? Why, they were the only people wearing jerseys (Ward, Bettis). And they yelled at the TV twice as loud as anyone else. You could tell they were serious fans because when they cheered for a good play, they clapped for an extra four seconds after everyone else had stopped making any noise. YEAH! STEELER NATION BABY! WE’RE NOT HAVING FUN UNLESS WE’RE RUINING YOUR GAME EXPERIENCE!
Help us, Joe Flacco. You’re our only hope.
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January 11th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Put your faith into the unibrow. By your faith shall you be known.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
We know Ray Lewis can kill people….
…but can he kill zombies?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Man, you are one whiney bitch, aren’t you?
Boo… fucking… hoo.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Ah, Steelers fans. So graceful and magnanimous in victory. And such marvelous spellers!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
God damn I can’t wait for the Steelers to choke next week. It will be so glorious.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
If its Ravens-Eagles will Reid start Kolb to save time?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
You do know that the word “fan” is short for “fanatic,” right?
For someone that is supposed to be a man, you sure do bitch a lot. Maybe some Pamprin would help?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
There is no hope for you. See you in Tampa. Go Steelers!!!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Do tell, my good man, where said bar is located, so that I may avoid this unseemly Steeler fan-infested establishment …
January 11th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I wasn’t allowed to go against the grain and dislike you fuckfaces.
Bitch bitch bitch. DIE.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
God, Steeler fans are unbearable.
Can’t you all just leave us alone and go back to being unemployed?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
You see, that’s what you should have said to the two fans…or gone to another bar.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Funny, at the bar I was at, the Steelers fans would also cheer for plays before they were completed.
*Whoo, Ben sure threw that ball far! I hope Ward is clafty enough to run under it and catch the thing. Yyyyaarrrrrrrgh!*
January 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
2 Steelers fans? Seems underrepresented, if anything. Certainly not an infestation.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
People at a sports bar who had the audacity to cheer for their favorite team? Man, all that noise that must have kept you from savoring your appletini.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
fuck….steeler fans. i hate them so much. so what was it like to have to move away from pittsburgh after all you fucks got laid off? what was it like making everyone around you miserable? what was it like to have a cock in your ass?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
I stand up to cheer for good plays. What I don’t do is yell at the TV and demand a pass interference penalty every time a receiver falls down. It’s not cheering, it’s showing off.
It’s fucking people who watch Willie Parker score a TD and say “Yeah, THAT’s HOW WE DO IT!!!” No, that’s how they do it. You’re not playing, dipshit.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
2 Steelers fans? Seems underrepresented, if anything. Certainly not an infestation.
They’re kind of like rats. There are at least ten in the general area for every one you actually see.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Quentin, ask Ufford about the cock in your ass.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@ Quentin,
1) It was a necessary career choice, but I got to move to a place with generally warmer weather.
2) Lots of quality Shadenfreude.
3) While I do not condemn consensual sodomy, I condemn your homophobia, sir. I also condemn your lack of proper capitalization.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
The only people that like Baltimore are from Baltimore. The fans are legit. The Ravens have no douche bag bandwagon front runner fans. Nor does Baltimore have anyone like a douche bag Steeler fan with an allegiance because he was born in Pittsburgh but his family wised up, got the hell out, and moved back to civilization in MD.
Steeler fans should only be allowed to watch games with Red Sox, Patriots, Yankees, and Cowboys fans. They’re all of the same ilk.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I want to cheer against the Ravens for all help they got from the refs yesterday, but I’m not sure I can stand to cheer for the Steelers. This a lose-lose situation.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
i rest my case. you are completely unbearable.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
tear the ravens a new asshole PLEASE! steelers over ravens. smire!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I think we decided long ago that everyone has douchebag bandwagon front runner fans. The Bills may be an exception to this.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
“they cheered for a good play, they clapped for an extra four seconds after everyone else had stopped making any noise.”
My god, those 4 extra seconds of clapping must have been torture. How did you ever survive it, considering the fact that you are apparently a huge vagina?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
also, good use of both wikipedia and ksk for word choice douchebag. but, being a someone who attended college, i have to correct your spelling. check it fag. yeah i dont like gays.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Only two? That’s damn near tolerable.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
The Steelers fans at the bar today > the Steelers fans in this thread
I should have known better.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Um, am I just allowed to say, “Go Steelers, beat the Ravens” even if I don’t think they’ll win? And I’m a huge fan from them, just not feeling confident.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
My friend actually tried to tell me that the punt that bounced off of Weddle’s head was “excellent special teams planning” by the Steelers.
I called him a fucktard.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
good work smeos. jesus that sucked. terrible luck
January 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Hate on the Steelers all you want, all the great teams have their haters. They beat the shit out of San Diego, have already beaten the unibrow, the murdered and the rest of teh Ravens twice this season and will win the Super Bowl in 3 short weeks. By the way, I’m a Steelers fan, I’m from Pittsburgh and I’m employed as a physician, so on behalf of the greatest fans in world and the best team in the NFL go fuck yourselves.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
check it fag. yeah i dont like gays.
Super!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
have fun in your little forum as I join the rest of the Steelers fans celebrating. Enjoy the offseason pricks.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Can’t root for the Eagles because of their fans…
Can’t root for the Cardinals because I can’t stand Jesus Warner…
Can’t root for the Steelers (see Eagles comment)…
Can’t root for the Ravens because of Ray Lewis and Bart Scott…
WTF! This sucks…
January 11th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Here’s something you might not know about Pittsburgh Steeler fans from outside the Pittsburgh area. If you are from the Pittsburgh area originally, absolutely proper. But if you are a bandwagoning fan, just to switch sides once another team wins, or like to wear our colors because we’re popular and hip, WE DON’T WANT YOU!!! Be a Steeler fan for real, bleed black and gold, or cheer for someone else. Then you may bitch about Steeler wrongs and still partake in our success. It’s called tough love when we boo at our team when we play poorly. Something which some NFL fans will never know what that means. Mostly because some run websites without celebrating ONE Super Bowl victory, much less five.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
There’s still time to back an NFC team!
January 11th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
“There are at least ten in the general area for every one you actually see.”
like racists
/sorry. couldn’t help it.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
One more thing, San Diego and Marmalard, what Ron Burgundy said.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
“check it fag. yeah i dont like gays”
for somebody who has “logjammin” in their internet handle, that’s a pretty fucking hilarious comment there
January 11th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Sweet Jesus, Caveman, next time just post ‘FUCK THE STEELERS’ if you want to start a riot!
/HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE +1000000
January 11th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Setting the Steelers fan ball-busting aside, I thought that was a pretty sweet Photoshop at the top. I’d say the best that I’ve seen in a long time, except that the Andy Reid/Kirby one was classic.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Fer sherrr werz de jewgerrrnerrt nerw yerr knew no onez dernize diss nerw.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Silverback will eat your children. Stay classy San Diego!
January 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Got to love how idiot Steeler fans come on the thread and immediately prove that they are, in fact, everything this post accused them of being and more. You guys are almost as bad as Pats fans.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Some of us Steeler fans aren’t all that bad. Sometimes I even dread going to sports bars when the game isn’t in my area (Damn cable company), but I tolerate them because they at least root for the same team.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Man up, CC. You attack; you play defense. There are lots of Steelers fans. You’re going to have to expect reaction when you bait them.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
where’s all the obnoxious shit from steelers fans? i don’t see anything.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Is it rare for sports bars to have idiot fans? Because I’ve found that to be the case at every one I’ve ever visited. Maybe living in Florida has immunized me against outrage at out-of-towners.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
“being a someone that went to college”
Best. Sentence. Ever.
Oh, and go Lions!
January 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
CC, I’d like to lie to you and say the Ravens have a chance, but that would be a horrible, “The Holocaust wasn’t real”-esque lie. God help me, I can’t believe I just copped to that.
Christmas Ape is going to be 17 kinds of crazy for the next three weeks.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
fuck … attended … still in the top 5 sentences ever, though
January 11th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I went to a fucking Famous Dave’s in Iowa for dinner and sure enough, there were two fucking Steelers fans there, doing the same shit Ufford was talking about. The only difference is, there weren’t any other people in the bar, so they were just sitting there talking loudly about the game and cheering for shit for no reason.
But hey, I’m sure his great aunt was from Pittsburgh and he has fond memories of watching the Steelers that year they went out to visit her in Arizona and caught the Steelers vs. Oakland game.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
you just described the steelers fans in virginia to a T.
and they’re also fat.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
@milo: This isn’t just at you, but you’ve hit on everything the rest of us hate about all of you.
But if you are a bandwagoning fan, just to switch sides once another team wins, or like to wear our colors because we’re popular and hip, WE DON’T WANT YOU!!!
FUUUUUUUCK THAT! You say that now, and then the next time a bunch of you mouth-breathers show up in numbers at someone else’s stadiums, you’ll talk about how your fan base is the greatest thing ever because you have soooo many fans who will show up anywhere.
It’s called tough love when we boo at our team when we play poorly. Something which some NFL fans will never know what that means.
FUUUUUUUCK YOU! You called your old quarterback a homo when he didn’t play well, other than that, you try to convince yourselves and everyone around you that Hines Ward is a hall of famer, and absolutely not a cheap shot artist, despite what NFL players say every… single… year. I have to live in Pittsburgh, this is my every day experience.
Mostly because some run websites without celebrating ONE Super Bowl victory, much less five.
Arrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! So what, we should all be Steelers fans, right? GO FUCK YOURSELVES. ALL OF YOU.
Ufford, you could never be more right about anything than you are about this. Preach on.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I apologize for the length of that. But I’ve lost my mind.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
During the run up to Superbowl XXXIX in Pittsburgh, the “Go Steelers” at the end of every conversation and randomly on the streets took on the air of a “Heil Hitler” in Nazi Germany. It was more conspicuous to not say it than interject it at every available opportunity. I love Pittsburgh, I love the Steelers, but I am frightened of my peers.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
e-a-g-l-e-s you whinny new york bitch
January 11th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Christmas Ape is going to be 17 kinds of crazy for the next three weeks.
Week. Enjoy it.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
“85″ must be a clowns fan. And yes, real Steeler fans do actually show up in droves to opposing teams stadiums…the funny thing is that all of the “real fans” of other teams keep selling us their tickets!
January 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Where did all the retard commenters come from? We need a PK gay porn post in here to clear away the rabble.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
so – anything to complain about in the actual game? or are you just gonna complain about the fans? what about all the calls that “went the steelers way” and all the things that made it so clearly “rigged”? anybody see that non-call on the delay of game that helped the steelers win the ga…oh wait, that was in the ravens game.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
@Goodell is Failing: Nope, couldn’t care less about the Browns. My team’s still playing. And beat the Steelers ass in week 3.
I’m not about to turn this into a Yahoo on AOL comments section with you tards. Choke on your towel. I’m sure it’s tucked into your XXXL sweatpants right now.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Go play in traffic, Steelers fans.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
It’s overreactions like these that makes me embarrassed to be a Steelers fan. Atleast I still have the Pirates!
January 11th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Goodell is failing – clearly “85″ is a Bungles fan. Think Ocho Cinco.
And Ufford – go eat a bag of dicks. I’m old enough to remember all of the Super Bowls. Steelers fans have always been this insane and irrational, we just now have the internet to connect us.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Hmmm…let’s see…
Steelers.
Ravens.
Eagles.
Wow, I’m actually hoping that the Cards win it all. And preferably against the Steelers for the humiliation factor. However, the flipside is that here in Michigan you used to be able to say “well, at least we’re not the Cardinals.”
Just think about this nugget—the Cards playoff game locations: home, away, home. Has that ever happened before?
January 11th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Fuck the current Steelers. Fuck the Steroid Curtain Steelers. And fuck the version that the refs gave that Super Bowl to a few years ago.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Ted and Kordell, if you’re embarassed to be a Steelers fan or embarrassed of the fans I and the rest of Pittsburgh invite you to go fuck yourselvs
January 11th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Go with Christ. Cards in ‘09.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
@ Mo Dred: Colts did it. Chiefs at home, at Ravens, Pats at home.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
@ The Eagles are as cool as a bag of dicks
While I have no doubt that Ufford does hate Steelers fans, it’s not supposed to be taken seriously. People flipping the fuck out because someone says they don’t like the way Steelers fans act just helps prove their point. I know the Steelers mean a lot to Pittsburgh (hell, if the team wasn’t there, the city would be a ghost town), but it’s still a fucking game. There’s no need to get offended that not everyone likes the Steelers of the fans. So I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to decline your invitation to go fuck myself.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Smashing the windows of every car not displaying a Steelers logo. Labor camps in the North Side. Contents of recycling searched for proper quota of IC Light bottles.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Again, I reiterate: Ted, Kordell: go fuck yourselves
January 11th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Enjoy the offseason pricks.
Mmm, offseason pricks.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Don’t you mean “Go fuck yinzselves?”
By the way, Eagles fans don’t care about you at all, unless they have to live among you, like this one. I look forward to seeing a reprise of that Week 3 dick-kicking, by the way.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
15-6 is hardly a “dick-kicking” And leave it to a male Eagles fan to be obsessed with dicks.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
It’s awfully hard to beat a team 3 times. That being said, I would be surprised if the Ravens won. Oh and umm…Penn State blows!
January 11th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
People screaming and clapping I have no problem with. Every teams that has fans that do that. I’ll admit, I scream at the TV sometimes. Entire families wearing Steelers jerseys on a Tueday in March doesn’t bother me either. Even the “Here We Go Steelers” chants don’t really annoy me that much. It’s still better than “Fly Eagles Fly.” Vigorously defending the team in the comment section of a blog by telling people to eat a bag of dicks, go fuck themselves etc.? Not so much. It’s a poor reflection of the fanbase and doesn’t help the stereotype the Steelers fans are uneducated fucktards. So again, I will not be fucking myself, sorry.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Kordell??? What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck yourself
January 11th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
“Next week’s winner of the Ravens-Steelers AFC Championship (guhhhhhh) will be your Super Bowl XLIII champion.”
No wait, Ape– you forgot about the Cardinals! Right?
.. Right?
January 11th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I would like to cry now because other people are somewhat obnoxious in their enthusiasm for a team that is not my preferred team.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Okay, I think I have pieced it all together…..Undeserved Sense of Entitlement Based on Favorite Team’s Success + Retardation Caused By Cheap Beer and Suffocating Pollution = Steeler Fans. It’s simple math, people. Not so simple? Getting rid of them.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
@ The Eagles are as cool…
Tremendous Goodfellas reference.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
J.L. ??? You want one too?? Here it comes…. get ready for it…. Go fuck yourself
January 11th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
15-6 is hardly a “dick-kicking”
True of most 15-6 games. But obviously you don’t remember that one. It was never even in doubt. And your vaunted defense wasn’t even the best one of the field that day.
And leave it to a male Eagles fan to be obsessed with dicks.
Again, says the guy defending the fan base who spent years(!) obsessing over Kordell’s sexuality.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Can’t we all just get along? Like during week 17 when the Cowboys and the Patriots both got shut out of the playoffs and everyone was happy.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Also, sorry you’re still butthurt over Super Bowl XL
January 11th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
85??? I think I have one more left….. hang on a sec…. gotta find it…. it’s somewhere arou – Go Fuck yourself There it is, I found it.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Scar Tissue, I agree. You’re right and I like where your head’s at. Also, you’re right that there are still many people still upset with the Super Bowl XL victory. You would think that they’d get over it. No worries, we’ll win another here in a few more weeks and give them something else to bitch about.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
When it comes to Pittsburgh or Baltimore I feel like I am cheering for either a “shitsandwich” or a “dirty douche.” Makes me feel dirty inside. And whoever wins the AFC aint a lock in Tampa. The Eagles look hungry and the Cardinals got something to prove to the rest of the league. Just ask Jake Delhomme.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
oh, cool, Steeler trolls. Over/under on average weight – 365 lbs. Please hang yourselves with the 7 terrible towels you own. That is, if that is enough to get it around your fat fuck yinzer neck.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:08 am
All non-Steeler fans, I beg of you: leave the premises immediately! The Stealer Trolls here are telling people to go fuck themselves, and everyone knows insults spewed on the internet will hurt you! Please, don’t risk being contaminated by their thoughts. For the sake of yourself and your loved ones, find shelter ASAP. Hopefully, the Hazmat team will be here soon to neutralize the infestation.
There is nothing to see here! Please move along!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:18 am
God damn, this thread is filled with a whiny bag of dicks. If your team isn’t playing anymore, then tough shit. Start checking out their possible draft choices for the next 3 months. If your team still is playing, then good for you, and stop getting all defensive about a little misplaced animosity being thrown your way, because we hate you for still being in the playoffs.
And for the record, all teams have a subset of fans that are immanse assholes in their own way. Trust me, you all think you have it the worst, but I live in fucking Jersey.
NOW GO DRINK YOU FUCKNUGGETS!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Alright, if a fan aimed a gun at to my head, demanding who I would cheer for next week I’ll say Pittsburgh if for no other than that I would love to see Ed Reed get his comeuppance for what he did Saturday. Making a tackle was one thing. Trying to break Chris Johnson’s vertabrae is another. And allowing the completion to Heap to stand after the refs called the delay of game penalty
gainst Flacco and Co. was terrible. Not that LenWhale, Alge Cobbler and Graybeard helped the Ravens any with their plays.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:23 am
i think about 9 out of 10 comments on this particular comments section are from anti-steelers people. which makes it funny to see all the complaints about how obnoxious the pro-steelers commenters are.
also the pittsburgh stereotypes you’re all trotting out are a little outdated – like about a decade or so.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/08/business/economy/08collapse.html
January 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Fuck the Steelers and their front-running faggot-assed fans. If you’re from Pittsburgh, that’s one thing- you deserve to have a perennially successful team to cheer for if you live in that hell hole- but all of you douchebags who are “fans” because you have relatives there or you’ve “liked them my whole life, through good times and bad”… fuck you in the ass with a motherfucking steel dildo.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Can’t root for the Eagles because of their fans…
Can’t root for the Cardinals because I can’t stand Jesus Warner…
Can’t root for the Steelers (see Eagles comment)…
Can’t root for the Ravens because of Ray Lewis and Bart Scott…
you and plenty of other people are in this shit situation. still,id rather see the steelers go to the super bowl and get beaten by the fucking eagles. big smire! how embarassing would that be steeler fan! you arent even the best football team in your fucking state!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:33 am
@dibbly
While that article might be accurate, I think you might find this study to be rather surprising:
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January 12th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Gotta nothing gainst the Steelers. I am a Colt fan, truth be told. If the Steelers win out then they will have earned it this year. They have played a bear of a schedule this season.Rothelisberger is a beast and Tomlin’s got the juice. I can admire rivals from a far.
Wish the Colts had a guy at the second level on did with the same drive as the LBs for Pittsburgh.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:35 am
BAD NEWS: Ravens took a shitload of injuries in Titans bloodbath (unlike Stillers in their adorable slapfight with creampuff)
GOOD NEWS: massive Stiller media bandwagon will be omnipresent and slobbering out of control this week and that should help on two fronts:
a) Restore Raven’s classic “nobody believes in us so let’s stomp the shit out of (insert team)” mojo.
b) Grease the skids for (yet another) patented Stillers home AFCC chokejob.
Let’s all get behind this, America. Remember, the war on yinzer fucktards is almost identical to the war of terror.
Both involve primitive towelheads that need to bitchslapped into submission for the good of mankind.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Fuck Fish Slap!
Oh, sorry…thought I was at Hot Chicks with Douchebags for a second.
I hope Arizona wins the Super Bowl. I look forward to seeing girls wearing pink Arizona Cardinal hats all next summer.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:42 am
The Steelers will win it all… and what a staggering accomplishment it will be! What a playoff run!! They beat an inconsistent 8-8 team that had no business even being in the playoffs, then if they get by the #6 seed that qualified the last week of the season & has a rookie QB (from Delaware for fuck’s sake), they’ll play in the super bowl against one of two 9 win teams that weren’t even close to being the best team in their conference at any point in the season. Are these fuckers lucky or what?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:42 am
/scans Barrack Billick’s comment
//sees no joke about John Harbaugh tonguing Terry McAulay’s taint to the point of blasting Harbaugh in the eye
///is starting to think, just maybe, he’s a bitch who complains about the refs when the Ravens lose but stays mum when the refs hand a big assist to Bawlmer, makes preemptive excuses about Ravens injuries and likes to think there is something about the disrespect card that is unique to the thugnificent team he roots for
January 12th, 2009 at 12:42 am
@ President of the New Day Co-OP:
did you make that? +1 on whipping that up if you did.
but i’d dispute the accuracy a bit – no mention of emo-eagles fans on there?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:52 am
I know that folks scoff at the Eagles but don’t be surprised if they win out either. McNabb has something to prove. Falstaff’s sporting a beard (Andrew- son of Holmgren the Barbarian) and Johnson is dialing up blitz packages with a rapidity that rivals Aretha Franklin wolfing down pancakes at an IHOP.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Rappadweeb, if you think OVERRULING THE CALL ON THE FIELD WITHOUT CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE AND AWARDING THE WINNING SCORE is the same as an extra-long zero on a fucking play clock (which happens in almost every game) then you’re dummer than you look and theoretically that should be impossible.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:09 am
And since Ape is a schoolmarm with these things…”dumber.” Happy?
You may have won the spelling bee but you lost the gene pool derby, shovel face.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:10 am
A call the NFL voiced support for the following day. The officials have fucked up plenty this season but the league has at least owned up to its mistakes in that regard (Hochuli in Denver, overturned Polamalu TD against SD). Yet, they saw nothing wrong with Coleman’s ruling. In fact, they agreed with it. So get the fuck over it. Seriously, you sound pathetic blubbering about the same bullshit every day. And I know if the Ravens do lose Sunday, you’ll disappear without a peep from KSK for eight months. Because that’s the kind of front-running troll you are.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:30 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7z4RXNwHKk
since the extra-long play clock allowed the ravens to convert a 20 something yard pass to heap, which lead to the winning points, i suppose its closer than you make it sound.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:33 am
It’s official, Steelers fans have now surpassed the massholes in douchieness. May god have mercy on our souls.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:34 am
Better not front run to much or else Ray Lewis might drop trou and stick lil ray ray inside where the sun don’t shine.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:09 am
I do believe the Ravens have won two (2) playoff games since I last posted here. So yeah, apparently I’m quite the “frontrunning troll.” Beats being a needy yinzer netstalker who mewls for people to hold his hand on a message board every day, I suppose.
Oh Snap, I just did that!!
January 12th, 2009 at 2:29 am
i just really dont want to admit that tawmy might be right,and these championships (notably the NFC) and Superbowl ensuing are necessary of an asterisk. how i can justify that,i dont know,but if the cardinals are in the superbowl,you know there were some MAJOR fuckups in the league this year
January 12th, 2009 at 2:31 am
unfortunately,i think the steelers are the only team that really has consistently played at the caliber to be where they are at. please beat the dogshit out of the ravens,please,because if it is a Ravens-Cardinals super bowl,this is will have been the most unrewarding season of football ever
January 12th, 2009 at 3:04 am
should I count myself lucky for never fully experiencing or understanding the complete douche-icity of Steelers fans up until this week? I mean every fanbase has its fair share of prima donna fans that complain and gripe at every opportunity, but c’mon, seriously?
January 12th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Only dem der Stillers even deserve ta still be in da playoffs! None of de udder teams can match up with the PICKSBURG STILLERS! NONE OF YINZ CAN DENY THIS!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:29 am
God sucks dick for letting this happen. Allah, you have a new follower.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Jesus Christ, you are all such hater pussies.
Waaaa, some Steelers fans were loud and it interrupted my intense Kenny G listening session!
Boofuckinghoo. Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Oh, and I was born and raised in Pittsburgh.
The Steelers have the best fan base because yes, while the city had a tough economic climate many years ago, the people who left stayed loyal to their home, and raised their children to be Steelers fans as well. What you claim to be front-running is actually loyalty, something most franchises do not have. I moved to San Francisco for work after I graduated from college about three years ago, and I will never in my life root for the 49ers just because I happen to live out here. Wherever I may end up for my career, my children will be Steelers fans.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:19 am
Can’t root for the Eagles because Mcnabb is a douchebag and you know they won’t win anyway so why bother
Can’t root for the Steelers because they have a bunch of front-runner fans and as a franchise they fall into the Cowboys/Patriots brand of douche-baggery
Can’t root for the Ravens because felon Ray Lewis and company are sad specimens of humanity
So I’m left with Jesus freak boy and his band of inhuman receivers. The lesser of evils, I guess…maybe. Fitzy and Q are likable.
Go Cardinals!
January 12th, 2009 at 6:31 am
“Can’t we all just get along? Like during week 17 when the Cowboys and the Patriots both got shut out of the playoffs and everyone was happy.”
best week of the season. screw that! Best week ever!
If only all four teams could lose and Detroit could be given the trophy by some bizarro tie-breaking method.
January 12th, 2009 at 8:02 am
YOU FACKS AHH TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHAH! NOW YOU FACKING KNOW HOW BAWSTAN NATION HAS BEEN SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THAT CAWKSLURPAH GOODELL! NONE OF YAH FACKING TEAMS COULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE PATS! YOU DON’T HEEAH ANY BAWSTAN FAITHFUL COMPLAINING, WE’AH CLAAASIAH THAN THAT! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
January 12th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Fitzy and Q are likable.
You might want to check with Fitzy’s girlfriend on that.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:03 am
if the cards win the super bowl, i hear there will be crackers for everyone
January 12th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Just think about this nugget—the Cards playoff game locations: home, away, home. Has that ever happened before?
Yes, the Colts two years ago, for one.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I graduated from the University of Miami so I’ll be rooting for the Ravens. That and Ray Lewis has kidnapped me and is repeatedly stabbing me in the abdomen while I lay handcuffed in the trunk of his car.
January 12th, 2009 at 11:03 am
well, you didn’t lose Marmalard, he’s still around, and hey, there’s always the probowl… OH WAIT PEOPLE (pk) VOTED FOR FAVRE INSTEAD BWA HA HA HA
January 12th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
The Saints’ jerseys are black and gold. The Steelers wear yellow and black. There is no “gold” anywhere on a Steelers uniform, and the fanbase is very, very stupid for passionately pretending there is.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Why all the hatred because someone roots for a team that isn’t the home team? Since when is that so important? You’d think that in this day when anyone, anywhere could watch or listen to any game thanks to technology, you wouldn’t have people bitching about other people rooting for teams not from where they live? For that matter, why do people even care what other people do? Just shut your damn mouths and live your God-damned lives.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work designing weapons in New Jersey (while wearing my Steelers’ jersey)…
January 12th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
SteFaFlaWa!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Can’t wait to see the news story that Captain Caveman killed himself after the Steelers win the AFC championship and a record SIXTH Super Bowl title.
boo fucking hoo to all of you haters
January 12th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
It seems pretty clear that somewhere someone along the way with some kind of ties to the Steelers or the Steeler Nation wronged CC in his hapless existence.
I would suggest someone who is connected to the Steelers or something like that stole his girlfriend at some point, but that would suggest he actually had a girlfriend to steal.
Getting p!$$ed at Steelers fans for clapping when their team made a good play? How dare they do something like that in your omniscient presnce? You are so effing awesome! You were just probably busy sitting on your hands warming up for the stranger.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I hate everyone left. DIE, DIE, DIE – especially the Steelers and there faggoty fans.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Yes, methinks he may have come home from school to found Steely McBeam in the fridge wearing nothing but boxers. His mom told him to call him “Uncle Steely” but he soon noticed “Uncle Steely” was always gone, sandwich in hand, before dad got home.
January 12th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
when i didn’t see ape for the first half of this interweb shouting match, i guessed that he’d shortly follow barrack billick’s first comment.
i think i may actually spend too much time on this website.