Well, that sucked. Next week’s winner of the Ravens-Steelers AFC Championship (guhhhhhh) will be your Super Bowl XLIII champion. AND we lost our Marmalard character in the process. Fuck.
I was at a bar for the game today, and there were two Steelers fans in the bar. How did I know they were Steelers fans? Why, they were the only people wearing jerseys (Ward, Bettis). And they yelled at the TV twice as loud as anyone else. You could tell they were serious fans because when they cheered for a good play, they clapped for an extra four seconds after everyone else had stopped making any noise. YEAH! STEELER NATION BABY! WE’RE NOT HAVING FUN UNLESS WE’RE RUINING YOUR GAME EXPERIENCE!
Help us, Joe Flacco. You’re our only hope.
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when i didn’t see ape for the first half of this interweb shouting match, i guessed that he’d shortly follow barrack billick’s first comment.
i think i may actually spend too much time on this website.
Yes, methinks he may have come home from school to found Steely McBeam in the fridge wearing nothing but boxers. His mom told him to call him “Uncle Steely” but he soon noticed “Uncle Steely” was always gone, sandwich in hand, before dad got home.
I hate everyone left. DIE, DIE, DIE – especially the Steelers and there faggoty fans.
It seems pretty clear that somewhere someone along the way with some kind of ties to the Steelers or the Steeler Nation wronged CC in his hapless existence.
I would suggest someone who is connected to the Steelers or something like that stole his girlfriend at some point, but that would suggest he actually had a girlfriend to steal.
Getting p!$$ed at Steelers fans for clapping when their team made a good play? How dare they do something like that in your omniscient presnce? You are so effing awesome! You were just probably busy sitting on your hands warming up for the stranger.
Can’t wait to see the news story that Captain Caveman killed himself after the Steelers win the AFC championship and a record SIXTH Super Bowl title.
boo fucking hoo to all of you haters
SteFaFlaWa!
Why all the hatred because someone roots for a team that isn’t the home team? Since when is that so important? You’d think that in this day when anyone, anywhere could watch or listen to any game thanks to technology, you wouldn’t have people bitching about other people rooting for teams not from where they live? For that matter, why do people even care what other people do? Just shut your damn mouths and live your God-damned lives.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work designing weapons in New Jersey (while wearing my Steelers’ jersey)…
The Saints’ jerseys are black and gold. The Steelers wear yellow and black. There is no “gold” anywhere on a Steelers uniform, and the fanbase is very, very stupid for passionately pretending there is.
well, you didn’t lose Marmalard, he’s still around, and hey, there’s always the probowl… OH WAIT PEOPLE (pk) VOTED FOR FAVRE INSTEAD BWA HA HA HA
I graduated from the University of Miami so I’ll be rooting for the Ravens. That and Ray Lewis has kidnapped me and is repeatedly stabbing me in the abdomen while I lay handcuffed in the trunk of his car.
Just think about this nugget—the Cards playoff game locations: home, away, home. Has that ever happened before?
Yes, the Colts two years ago, for one.
if the cards win the super bowl, i hear there will be crackers for everyone
Fitzy and Q are likable.
You might want to check with Fitzy’s girlfriend on that.
YOU FACKS AHH TURNING AGAINST EACH OTHAH! NOW YOU FACKING KNOW HOW BAWSTAN NATION HAS BEEN SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THAT CAWKSLURPAH GOODELL! NONE OF YAH FACKING TEAMS COULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE PATS! YOU DON’T HEEAH ANY BAWSTAN FAITHFUL COMPLAINING, WE’AH CLAAASIAH THAN THAT! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
“Can’t we all just get along? Like during week 17 when the Cowboys and the Patriots both got shut out of the playoffs and everyone was happy.”
best week of the season. screw that! Best week ever!
If only all four teams could lose and Detroit could be given the trophy by some bizarro tie-breaking method.
Can’t root for the Eagles because Mcnabb is a douchebag and you know they won’t win anyway so why bother
Can’t root for the Steelers because they have a bunch of front-runner fans and as a franchise they fall into the Cowboys/Patriots brand of douche-baggery
Can’t root for the Ravens because felon Ray Lewis and company are sad specimens of humanity
So I’m left with Jesus freak boy and his band of inhuman receivers. The lesser of evils, I guess…maybe. Fitzy and Q are likable.
Go Cardinals!
Oh, and I was born and raised in Pittsburgh.
The Steelers have the best fan base because yes, while the city had a tough economic climate many years ago, the people who left stayed loyal to their home, and raised their children to be Steelers fans as well. What you claim to be front-running is actually loyalty, something most franchises do not have. I moved to San Francisco for work after I graduated from college about three years ago, and I will never in my life root for the 49ers just because I happen to live out here. Wherever I may end up for my career, my children will be Steelers fans.
Jesus Christ, you are all such hater pussies.
Waaaa, some Steelers fans were loud and it interrupted my intense Kenny G listening session!
Boofuckinghoo. Jealousy is such an ugly emotion.
God sucks dick for letting this happen. Allah, you have a new follower.
Only dem der Stillers even deserve ta still be in da playoffs! None of de udder teams can match up with the PICKSBURG STILLERS! NONE OF YINZ CAN DENY THIS!
should I count myself lucky for never fully experiencing or understanding the complete douche-icity of Steelers fans up until this week? I mean every fanbase has its fair share of prima donna fans that complain and gripe at every opportunity, but c’mon, seriously?
unfortunately,i think the steelers are the only team that really has consistently played at the caliber to be where they are at. please beat the dogshit out of the ravens,please,because if it is a Ravens-Cardinals super bowl,this is will have been the most unrewarding season of football ever
i just really dont want to admit that tawmy might be right,and these championships (notably the NFC) and Superbowl ensuing are necessary of an asterisk. how i can justify that,i dont know,but if the cardinals are in the superbowl,you know there were some MAJOR fuckups in the league this year
I do believe the Ravens have won two (2) playoff games since I last posted here. So yeah, apparently I’m quite the “frontrunning troll.” Beats being a needy yinzer netstalker who mewls for people to hold his hand on a message board every day, I suppose.
Oh Snap, I just did that!!
Better not front run to much or else Ray Lewis might drop trou and stick lil ray ray inside where the sun don’t shine.
It’s official, Steelers fans have now surpassed the massholes in douchieness. May god have mercy on our souls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7z4RXNwHKk
since the extra-long play clock allowed the ravens to convert a 20 something yard pass to heap, which lead to the winning points, i suppose its closer than you make it sound.
A call the NFL voiced support for the following day. The officials have fucked up plenty this season but the league has at least owned up to its mistakes in that regard (Hochuli in Denver, overturned Polamalu TD against SD). Yet, they saw nothing wrong with Coleman’s ruling. In fact, they agreed with it. So get the fuck over it. Seriously, you sound pathetic blubbering about the same bullshit every day. And I know if the Ravens do lose Sunday, you’ll disappear without a peep from KSK for eight months. Because that’s the kind of front-running troll you are.
And since Ape is a schoolmarm with these things…”dumber.” Happy?
You may have won the spelling bee but you lost the gene pool derby, shovel face.
Rappadweeb, if you think OVERRULING THE CALL ON THE FIELD WITHOUT CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE AND AWARDING THE WINNING SCORE is the same as an extra-long zero on a fucking play clock (which happens in almost every game) then you’re dummer than you look and theoretically that should be impossible.
I know that folks scoff at the Eagles but don’t be surprised if they win out either. McNabb has something to prove. Falstaff’s sporting a beard (Andrew- son of Holmgren the Barbarian) and Johnson is dialing up blitz packages with a rapidity that rivals Aretha Franklin wolfing down pancakes at an IHOP.
@ President of the New Day Co-OP:
did you make that? +1 on whipping that up if you did.
but i’d dispute the accuracy a bit – no mention of emo-eagles fans on there?
/scans Barrack Billick’s comment
//sees no joke about John Harbaugh tonguing Terry McAulay’s taint to the point of blasting Harbaugh in the eye
///is starting to think, just maybe, he’s a bitch who complains about the refs when the Ravens lose but stays mum when the refs hand a big assist to Bawlmer, makes preemptive excuses about Ravens injuries and likes to think there is something about the disrespect card that is unique to the thugnificent team he roots for
The Steelers will win it all… and what a staggering accomplishment it will be! What a playoff run!! They beat an inconsistent 8-8 team that had no business even being in the playoffs, then if they get by the #6 seed that qualified the last week of the season & has a rookie QB (from Delaware for fuck’s sake), they’ll play in the super bowl against one of two 9 win teams that weren’t even close to being the best team in their conference at any point in the season. Are these fuckers lucky or what?
Fuck Fish Slap!
Oh, sorry…thought I was at Hot Chicks with Douchebags for a second.
I hope Arizona wins the Super Bowl. I look forward to seeing girls wearing pink Arizona Cardinal hats all next summer.
BAD NEWS: Ravens took a shitload of injuries in Titans bloodbath (unlike Stillers in their adorable slapfight with creampuff)
GOOD NEWS: massive Stiller media bandwagon will be omnipresent and slobbering out of control this week and that should help on two fronts:
a) Restore Raven’s classic “nobody believes in us so let’s stomp the shit out of (insert team)” mojo.
b) Grease the skids for (yet another) patented Stillers home AFCC chokejob.
Let’s all get behind this, America. Remember, the war on yinzer fucktards is almost identical to the war of terror.
Both involve primitive towelheads that need to bitchslapped into submission for the good of mankind.
Gotta nothing gainst the Steelers. I am a Colt fan, truth be told. If the Steelers win out then they will have earned it this year. They have played a bear of a schedule this season.Rothelisberger is a beast and Tomlin’s got the juice. I can admire rivals from a far.
Wish the Colts had a guy at the second level on did with the same drive as the LBs for Pittsburgh.
@dibbly
While that article might be accurate, I think you might find this study to be rather surprising:
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Can’t root for the Eagles because of their fans…
Can’t root for the Cardinals because I can’t stand Jesus Warner…
Can’t root for the Steelers (see Eagles comment)…
Can’t root for the Ravens because of Ray Lewis and Bart Scott…
you and plenty of other people are in this shit situation. still,id rather see the steelers go to the super bowl and get beaten by the fucking eagles. big smire! how embarassing would that be steeler fan! you arent even the best football team in your fucking state!
Fuck the Steelers and their front-running faggot-assed fans. If you’re from Pittsburgh, that’s one thing- you deserve to have a perennially successful team to cheer for if you live in that hell hole- but all of you douchebags who are “fans” because you have relatives there or you’ve “liked them my whole life, through good times and bad”… fuck you in the ass with a motherfucking steel dildo.
i think about 9 out of 10 comments on this particular comments section are from anti-steelers people. which makes it funny to see all the complaints about how obnoxious the pro-steelers commenters are.
also the pittsburgh stereotypes you’re all trotting out are a little outdated – like about a decade or so.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/08/business/economy/08collapse.html
Alright, if a fan aimed a gun at to my head, demanding who I would cheer for next week I’ll say Pittsburgh if for no other than that I would love to see Ed Reed get his comeuppance for what he did Saturday. Making a tackle was one thing. Trying to break Chris Johnson’s vertabrae is another. And allowing the completion to Heap to stand after the refs called the delay of game penalty
gainst Flacco and Co. was terrible. Not that LenWhale, Alge Cobbler and Graybeard helped the Ravens any with their plays.
God damn, this thread is filled with a whiny bag of dicks. If your team isn’t playing anymore, then tough shit. Start checking out their possible draft choices for the next 3 months. If your team still is playing, then good for you, and stop getting all defensive about a little misplaced animosity being thrown your way, because we hate you for still being in the playoffs.
And for the record, all teams have a subset of fans that are immanse assholes in their own way. Trust me, you all think you have it the worst, but I live in fucking Jersey.
NOW GO DRINK YOU FUCKNUGGETS!
All non-Steeler fans, I beg of you: leave the premises immediately! The Stealer Trolls here are telling people to go fuck themselves, and everyone knows insults spewed on the internet will hurt you! Please, don’t risk being contaminated by their thoughts. For the sake of yourself and your loved ones, find shelter ASAP. Hopefully, the Hazmat team will be here soon to neutralize the infestation.
There is nothing to see here! Please move along!
oh, cool, Steeler trolls. Over/under on average weight – 365 lbs. Please hang yourselves with the 7 terrible towels you own. That is, if that is enough to get it around your fat fuck yinzer neck.
When it comes to Pittsburgh or Baltimore I feel like I am cheering for either a “shitsandwich” or a “dirty douche.” Makes me feel dirty inside. And whoever wins the AFC aint a lock in Tampa. The Eagles look hungry and the Cardinals got something to prove to the rest of the league. Just ask Jake Delhomme.
Scar Tissue, I agree. You’re right and I like where your head’s at. Also, you’re right that there are still many people still upset with the Super Bowl XL victory. You would think that they’d get over it. No worries, we’ll win another here in a few more weeks and give them something else to bitch about.
85??? I think I have one more left….. hang on a sec…. gotta find it…. it’s somewhere arou – Go Fuck yourself There it is, I found it.
Also, sorry you’re still butthurt over Super Bowl XL
Can’t we all just get along? Like during week 17 when the Cowboys and the Patriots both got shut out of the playoffs and everyone was happy.
15-6 is hardly a “dick-kicking”
True of most 15-6 games. But obviously you don’t remember that one. It was never even in doubt. And your vaunted defense wasn’t even the best one of the field that day.
And leave it to a male Eagles fan to be obsessed with dicks.
Again, says the guy defending the fan base who spent years(!) obsessing over Kordell’s sexuality.
J.L. ??? You want one too?? Here it comes…. get ready for it…. Go fuck yourself
@ The Eagles are as cool…
Tremendous Goodfellas reference.
Okay, I think I have pieced it all together…..Undeserved Sense of Entitlement Based on Favorite Team’s Success + Retardation Caused By Cheap Beer and Suffocating Pollution = Steeler Fans. It’s simple math, people. Not so simple? Getting rid of them.
I would like to cry now because other people are somewhat obnoxious in their enthusiasm for a team that is not my preferred team.
“Next week’s winner of the Ravens-Steelers AFC Championship (guhhhhhh) will be your Super Bowl XLIII champion.”
No wait, Ape– you forgot about the Cardinals! Right?
.. Right?
Kordell??? What are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck yourself
People screaming and clapping I have no problem with. Every teams that has fans that do that. I’ll admit, I scream at the TV sometimes. Entire families wearing Steelers jerseys on a Tueday in March doesn’t bother me either. Even the “Here We Go Steelers” chants don’t really annoy me that much. It’s still better than “Fly Eagles Fly.” Vigorously defending the team in the comment section of a blog by telling people to eat a bag of dicks, go fuck themselves etc.? Not so much. It’s a poor reflection of the fanbase and doesn’t help the stereotype the Steelers fans are uneducated fucktards. So again, I will not be fucking myself, sorry.
It’s awfully hard to beat a team 3 times. That being said, I would be surprised if the Ravens won. Oh and umm…Penn State blows!
15-6 is hardly a “dick-kicking” And leave it to a male Eagles fan to be obsessed with dicks.
Don’t you mean “Go fuck yinzselves?”
By the way, Eagles fans don’t care about you at all, unless they have to live among you, like this one. I look forward to seeing a reprise of that Week 3 dick-kicking, by the way.
Enjoy the offseason pricks.
Mmm, offseason pricks.
Again, I reiterate: Ted, Kordell: go fuck yourselves
Smashing the windows of every car not displaying a Steelers logo. Labor camps in the North Side. Contents of recycling searched for proper quota of IC Light bottles.
@ The Eagles are as cool as a bag of dicks
While I have no doubt that Ufford does hate Steelers fans, it’s not supposed to be taken seriously. People flipping the fuck out because someone says they don’t like the way Steelers fans act just helps prove their point. I know the Steelers mean a lot to Pittsburgh (hell, if the team wasn’t there, the city would be a ghost town), but it’s still a fucking game. There’s no need to get offended that not everyone likes the Steelers of the fans. So I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to decline your invitation to go fuck myself.
@ Mo Dred: Colts did it. Chiefs at home, at Ravens, Pats at home.
Go with Christ. Cards in ’09.
Ted and Kordell, if you’re embarassed to be a Steelers fan or embarrassed of the fans I and the rest of Pittsburgh invite you to go fuck yourselvs
Fuck the current Steelers. Fuck the Steroid Curtain Steelers. And fuck the version that the refs gave that Super Bowl to a few years ago.
Hmmm…let’s see…
Steelers.
Ravens.
Eagles.
Wow, I’m actually hoping that the Cards win it all. And preferably against the Steelers for the humiliation factor. However, the flipside is that here in Michigan you used to be able to say “well, at least we’re not the Cardinals.”
Just think about this nugget—the Cards playoff game locations: home, away, home. Has that ever happened before?
Goodell is failing – clearly “85″ is a Bungles fan. Think Ocho Cinco.
And Ufford – go eat a bag of dicks. I’m old enough to remember all of the Super Bowls. Steelers fans have always been this insane and irrational, we just now have the internet to connect us.
It’s overreactions like these that makes me embarrassed to be a Steelers fan. Atleast I still have the Pirates!
Go play in traffic, Steelers fans.
@Goodell is Failing: Nope, couldn’t care less about the Browns. My team’s still playing. And beat the Steelers ass in week 3.
I’m not about to turn this into a Yahoo on AOL comments section with you tards. Choke on your towel. I’m sure it’s tucked into your XXXL sweatpants right now.