Steelers fans in last-minute rush to make asses of themselves before Super Bowl
A country radio station in Pittsburgh charged morons two bits a pop to take a sledge hammer to a (simeon) rice burner fine Amurican automobile painted up in Arizona Cardinals colors. Even though it’s all for charity, I initially thought the whole thing was pointless and silly. (”Take that inanimate object that has no connection whatsoever to the team I suddenly hate!”) But after further reflection, I’m all for Stillers fans relieving their fat aggressions in socially-approved channels. Beats domestic violence and destruction of private property.
Fast forward to the :50 second mark for the big highlight, which led to the following colloquy:
me: Peep Yokozuna.
Ape: He should replace Willie Colon.
Me: He should replace his own colon.
Maj: Mr. Fuji approves.
Me: WTF is the thing fatass picks up off the ground and shows to the camera? I thought it was a broken cell phone, but that’s not it.
Ape:Portable barbecue?
Me: Insulin pump?
Maj: Tape recorder… Note to self: remember to go to Eat ‘N Park for the midnight buffet.
Drew: If you’re going to post a transcript of this, can you work in a subtle, off-hand plug for Men With Balls?
Me: Eat a dick with your turkey chili.
[ Y108 ]
Tags: sexy friday, we also would have accepted "The Earthquake" or "Uncle Elmer", youtubage
January 30th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
YOU DICK!
January 30th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Does Forrest Whittaker’s character play for the Cards now?
“TACKLE BY JEFFERSON! JEFFERSON! JEFFERSON!”
January 30th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Those idiots are doing it wrong. By giving the car speed holes, they’re just going to make it run faster.
January 30th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Someone should email this to Anquan and tell him “hey man, that’s your car.”
Then email it to Fitty and tell him “dude, they just trashed the Ritzmobile!”
And then watch the mangling of Pittsburgh.
January 30th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
How do you work yourself up to get pissed off at the Cardinals
January 30th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
They think they hate the Cardinals now…wait until Sunday night.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
If only someone could harnass all this fan support and use it to do something productive. Maybe somebody should tell Pittsburghers that the Cardinals hate it when people pay their child support.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“My old man is a television repairman”
He fixes the cable?
January 30th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Rice burner – nah, that’s some fine Mopar, 1988 vintage…
January 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Uhhhhhh flubby, that’s a Dodge Daytona those mouthbreathing Yinzers are trying to destroy……made in the good ol’ US of A. Then again, remembering what a total POS those things were, maybe it’s for the best if this one was to die in this fashion.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@Nate Newton
Yeah, this could turn into a good hatred, like Titans fan hatred of the Rams or Seahawks fan hatred of the Steelers.
January 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@ The Stig, so it is… thought it was an old Supra
January 30th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Where’d they ever find a broken down junker of a car in Pittsburgh? Main Street?
January 30th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Man, it’s like every day you see a dozen clips of people from Pittsburgh doing amazingly stupid things. Is everyone there retarded? Seriously. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of these clips and there just aren’t that many people in Pittsburgh! It’s like we’ve now seen every resident of the city, and yes, they are all inbred retards. It’s like an entire city of Terry Bradshaws.
January 30th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
It’s not like the Stiller fans haven’t been beating their own bird for years. Why is this somehow different? Because there’s hate involved? I think most Stiller fans beat their own bird with a lot of hate already.
January 30th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I believe that device he picked up was a miniature defibrillator.
January 30th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Nothing that begins with “country radio station” and “Pittsburgh” can possibly end well.
January 30th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@twoeightnine
They’re right across the street from PNC Park, so I imagine that the car was Pedro Alvarez’s signing bonus.
January 31st, 2009 at 12:39 am
O’Doyle rules…
January 31st, 2009 at 9:28 am
Yokozuna 350? After six months of Atkins maybe. Sheeeeit. But the Mopar Drop he executed on that godforsaken Daytona was rather amusing.
January 31st, 2009 at 11:57 am
Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?
January 31st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I just love these posts that are based on the premise “my city is so much cooler than your city” all because your loser city’s team isn’t playing in the Super Bowl.
January 31st, 2009 at 10:28 pm
#58 sure is thin for a Pittsburgher. Someone get than man a bacon-wrapped sausage log STAT!!!
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 am
I got a nice Polamalu jersey from sport-jerseys.biz.