Comments on: Most Bots’ll Never Kill the Studio Crew, But Then Again Some Bots’ll

By: Seventy-Five

Seventy-Five — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:57:21 +0000

The best part?
jimmy-johnson-raped2.jpg- we really do need to see the original. . .

By: CuseDenny

CuseDenny — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:50:11 +0000

Please sick his ass on Joe Morgan.

By: Drave

Drave — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:20:02 +0000

Howie’s truck is a nice addition to KSK.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:51:12 +0000

JewDago is pissed.

/watchoutderenow

By: DavidtheUnderpantsGnome

DavidtheUnderpantsGnome — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:48:57 +0000

@Johny Drama:

Fox had a contest to name the robot. I can’t remember whether Cleatus was picked through a poll, or if Fox picked the name from among the suggestions

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:29:22 +0000

Why does Michael Strahan live under your scenario? The world could do with one less smug personality-free ex-Giant who has nothing insightful to say, and who only got into the broadcast booth because he played in New York/New Jersey, and the studio execs lack the creativity to venture outside their Manhattan cocoon.

By: Duke of Madness

Duke of Madness — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:12:48 +0000

Can this be a regular feature? I’m all for Cleatus taking out the various studio “analysts.” It doesn’t matter which network, they all need to die horrible deaths.

I might actually be able to watch Fox’s pre-game now. Not without cackling maniacally, though…

By: JewDago

JewDago — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:29:48 +0000

it’s amazing – even in death, frank caliendo’s stupid, smug fucking face manages to piss me off. you’d think that him being dead might be enough to make my hate for him subside, but i still want to see his corpse beaten by a mob of coked-out, drunken soccer hooligans, the skin flayed off it, pigs and hyenas introduced to eat the meat that’s left, have his skeleton pulverized into dust by a steamroller, see his skull defiled by lexington steele then pissed in by max hardcore, and then take all the remains and bury them upside down at the ancient indian burial ground so he’ll, i hope, come back as a zombie and we can kill him all over again.

dear lord, i hate that fucking moroinc asshole piece of shit. i hope all the bad things in life happen to him and him alone.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:27:08 +0000

It reminds me of one of those Japanese pornos where they censor the dick but have no problem showing a hot, steaming load splattering all over some crying chick’s face.

God, I love Japan.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:23:46 +0000

I would watch this show every week.