Smirre, Even Though Your Knee is Aching
Am tlying make smirre even though knee is have splain and good flend Misser Birry Goat is have regar plobrem. I get you best leplesentation money can buy, Misser Birry Goat. Hines nevel folget a flend.
Lehab on knee go okay but is so difficurt. I tly lickshawlickshawlickshawlickshawlickshawlickshaw but it onree go so fal. Supprement with baby mouse wine lemedy foll make celtain knee is good. The taste, it is bad, but effect is supelfantastic potent.
Chinese all some asswhores, but they make effective lemedy.
I am is going to pray. Chance foll pray is 100 pelcent. But need be top shape for be Supel Bowr MVP one second time. Must pray. Can no watch on TV because wirr see lacist commelciar rike rast yeal.
It stirr make me Ang Lee! No way they win Oscar over Warr*E. Lobot is cute and not offensive to othel lobot!
Moll impoltant it is to pray because they put giant Hines on side of stadium. He smirre is foll arr to see!
[Thanks to Kyle in Tampa for the picture from the grassy knoll]
Tags: hines wald is stirr me favolite steerel, rittle bit lacist, xmas ape
January 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
What about the little mexican robot that had to clean everything?
January 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
started licking itself, until it blew a load all over it’s own face
because it could, i would assume
January 26th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
regal – regar?
/LUVS Hines’ Smirre.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Hines have supel tellific fantastic view flom siderines standing next to honolabre Coach Tomrin. Have excuse leady, Caldinars no win if Hines knee not rook rike chow mein.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
“You will not only beat them, you will SCRATCH them! Everybody in China knows that! Good nieuws!”
January 26th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Remember, Hines, to live is to smirre
January 26th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
You had me at rickshawrickshawrickshaw.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I’ve now read fall too many rittle bit lacist posts. I’ve leached point of no reetuln. I wirr nevel be abre to see Hines Wald face again without making imagine of sirry voice. You are evir man Xmas Ape, but I stirr make smire when I lead you posts!
January 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Who knew that Hines’ butchering of “assholes” would become it’s own new profanity…
January 26th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Tloy Poramaru make Coke commelciar rike Mean Joe Gleen. Why Coke no ask Hines? Not even ask Rongrastname. Poramaru commelciar kiss of death, give up TD passes to tarr leceivel Rally Fitzgelard. We rose, I kick Poramaru ass.
January 26th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Run day rithout Smirre Time Leceivel is rike day rithout sunshine.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Jeez…who knew Raymond James Stadium was in the middle of Detroit/Pittsburgh/Baltimore?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
With this as an appetizer, I cannot wait for the sure-to-be-upcoming Choco Taco post.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
We shourd arr play for Hines to pray.
January 26th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Headache inducing merriment
/now loves lickshawlickshawlickshaw more than bikebikebikebike
//but not more than ‘you try bike’, ‘I try bike’, ‘I suggest more bike’
///dead mice are gross and eerily sensual
January 26th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/steelers/s_608369.html?source=rss&feed=9
Hines wirr pray if he need ship hypelbalic chambel to do it!
January 26th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I hate to be a dipshit proofreader (no, that’s a lie), but shouldn’t “lepresentation” be spelled as “leplesentation?”
IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SPEAK YOUR OWN MADE-UP LANGUAGE WITH 100% ACCURACY THEN DON’T EVEN BOTHER TRYING!!!
/no smiree this week
January 26th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
There. It’s fixed.
/J.L. White’s slightly less annoying when he pins his team shitting the bed in a Super Bowl on Bill Leavy
January 26th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Hines arms are too short to draw a picture of God.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Sorry for the grassy-looking shot of RayJay.
I took it from an adjoining parking garage. That grass is actually some trees. I’d like the northerners to notice that those trees have leaves on them.
Also, Giant Hines is covering Giant Jeff Garcia :-(
January 26th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Ah, your back-handed compliment is delicious, Ape.
/shouldn’t “Misser” be spelled “Missel?”
//Clark Haggans lined up offsides
January 27th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Hey Tampa, use some of your illegals to trim the damn weeds around the stadium.
January 27th, 2009 at 8:27 am
All this lemedy talk has me thinking Hines is a Jason Mlaz fan.
January 27th, 2009 at 10:33 am
@ Kyle:
Hines prays defense?
January 27th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
the title alone is enough to laugh aloud. quality
January 27th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Gung Hay Fat Roethlisberger!
January 27th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
lets hope big ben remembers his helmet this time
January 27th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Is Mstaa Smirre’s pronunciation improving? Who has been his speech coach?
And I see his point. If he’s going to have a giant banner of his face on one side of the stadium he should prlay.