Welp, that was the first week in about four months with no NFL games to look forward to in the approaching weekend, and we made it okay.  Just as long as there’s a holiday and a watershed moment in American history every week between now and September, this offseason should be a piece of cake.

Steel Prepare yourselves for a whole lot of meaningless chatter next week, as the media will look to create genuine animosity where there is none.  By Thursday afternoon 40% of all commentators will be trying to convince viewers that Arizona is a dangerous opponent for the Steelers.  And along the way we’ll get to watch the Yinzer throngs swell and dull our intellects.  Guhhhh.

We suppose you’ve already been supposed to the meat bikini fiesta that won the Internets today, so let us instead direct you to Gunaxin’s guide to the Miss America contestants.  For perhaps the first time in my life, I’ll be rooting for Arkansas.  Longest odds: Miss Kansas, who’s trying to become the first-ever Miss America to rock the old-school Brenda Warner.