Comments on: Ravens Fans Sporting Fake Unibrows, Authentic Despair

By: Affiliate

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By: bc brad

bc brad — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:12:57 +0000

thanks Mgr. Mel for that episode of gay TV – sure shave your entire body glue some hair from your teddy bear to your brow and viola you have news… i need a rape shower. Love reading Suzy K but this…

By: RayBuchanan'sESLteacher

RayBuchanan'sESLteacher — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:29:47 +0000

Now that I’ve actually watched the clip, omfg.
A) Timonium? Names of suburbs should not sound like radioactive isotopes.
B) Strahan’s an NFL analyst ‘cuz he has a coin slot in his face? He’s an analyst because he needs the coin after his lady’s lawyer got done with him in court.
C) Um, the brow goes on yer eyebrows, douchenozzle, not halfway to your receding hairline. Keyword: *brow.*
D) Could Bawlmer have found a studio host with actual, um, endowments? Like, say, Roethlisberger?

/leaves to search for game featuring teams that can actually score points.
//settles for Canucks-Blue Jackets contest.

By: D

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:15:28 +0000

@Joe: No, Tunison is *phat*. No one denies this!

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:31:09 +0000

Maroon Public Relations? More like Moron P.R.! Amiright?!?!

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 08:20:08 +0000

Whereas you’ve been using this place as your own personal soapbox for why Baltimore is bad and should feel bad, that’s a pretty douchey gameplan in itself. Unless this is all supposed to be some kind of pastiche of real Steeler fans and you’re indulging in it as a way to mock the phenomenon. In which case it’s still pretty douchey, but now ooh it’s making a bigger point.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:39:46 +0000

A shit-eating grin can be faked, when you’re making a mock-up of it like a unibrow or any other facial feature. But thanks for the pseudo-intellectual finger-wagging.

tl;dr summary: when you read a three paragraph post and comment with tl;dr, you’re a douche

By: make it snow

make it snow — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:12:34 +0000

“little do Ravens fans know”

True story.

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 05:07:31 +0000

Quite aside from the two sentiments of “jeez ape can you maybe post something not about the ravens” and “jeez ape can you post something funny to non-yinzers”, “apocryphal” is used in the wrong context. A shit-eating grin can’t be of doubtful authenticity, it’s either there or it’s not.

tl;dr summary: jeez ape can you post something funny to non-yinzers

By: wrecking_ball

wrecking_ball — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:53:54 +0000

Yancey Thigpen = tits.